Bruh

 I woke up feeling like cupcakes, rainbows, and cocaine I went outside to see the nice, beautiful, monstrosity that I created last night. You're such a beauty as I said, with a tear going down my face. As I looked at the city, messed up, horrible, looking mess of solar panels, and wind turbines I even saw some Flying wires that are shooting sparks out of some ripped up chords I did such a good job I said as I ignored it and went to the store to go grab Some groceries.

On my way I saw you know the casual an entire seagull, trying to eat a pizza sticker off of a motorcycle. When I go to the store, it smelled like well like dead bodies and dog shit and the power was out. I just grab whatever looked edible put it in a shopping cart and tied it to the four wheeler as I went back home I thought I need to take a break from all that craziness I've been doing. POV switch capybara once I Landed ashore I

knew my Life goal was to kill that annoying human I thought as I Searched around for that human all I saw was this weird Pink birds that were made of plastic I tried to speak to one, but it wouldn't answer me, so l Kicked shit out of that? plastic bird. POV back to Mc I decided to watch some YouTube.while I was Relaxing, eating some chips and drinking some soda When suddenly I heard some knocking at the door, I open the door to see a

rabies, infected capybara foaming at the mouth pissing on the floor while screaming. POV capybara I finally found that annoying humans House I As some foam came out my mouth, I started to get excited, thinking about how I would eat that humans head off I knocked on the door as politely as I Could so that way that human would let his guard down.

POV MC I looked at the nice delicious capybara That I try to eat in Japan I said to the capybara oh, look who came back, my nice, delicious snack, as I laughed and tried to grab the capybara, but it ran past me and started to head butt I looked at it, annoyed and kicked it like a football out of my house. I won't be seeing that capybara for a whilePOV Capybara When I was sent flying high, crashed into a trashcan and passed out when I woke up, it was already night time. I decided to go eat some thing and plan how I would kill that human.