Darn You, Truck-Kun!

In the perimeters of his room, a young man could be seen reading something on his phone, it was a manhwa the young man had grown quite fond off.

"Damn it, this series is so peak.." A tear formed on the young man's eye as it dramatically slid down his cheek in a slow manner.

The series he was currently reading was called; [Webtoon Character Na Kang Lim], a series he had managed to finish in a day.

As he read the final panels of the manhwa he slumped back on his bed as the excitement and giddiness he was feeling slowly calmed down.

*Sigh* "I don't think I'll ever find a harem story as peak as this... Except of course World only God Knows since that series is also one of the best harem anime." The young man cupped his chin as he relished in the feeling of finishing a great series.

But it was short lived as, everybody knows, after finishing a great series you are inflicted with a great status affect that leaves you feeling empty inside for an indefinite amount of time.

Zack, an avid fan of ACG (Animation, Comics, Games) content, has been exploring the Internet for all sorts of entertainment for all his life.

He's a Sotaku, a Super-Otaku, but he is not a no life, shockingly so. He's a normal guy who just has an obsession for anything ACG, he's from a wealthy, healthy family, he attends a great private school and also has friends! It's not an exaggeration to say he's in the peak of his teenhood years.

As Zack eventually moved on from the Great Depression he decided to go outside for some fresh air.

It was his hobby to walk alongside the streets of bustling cities. The rowdiness of the people gave him comfort, he didn't like the silence. He's quite the social butterfly and doesn't really like being alone, except of course when he is reading or gaming, then he could make an exception.

But anyway, as he was walking on the asphalt streets of New York, he noticed a peculiar sight.

"A truck?" Zack muttered, as he saw a comical looking truck that had no driver. But the truck was looking at his direction, he had a foreboding feeling. As if that truck was a dangerous threat to his normal life.

"Nah no way, I'm not even in Japan." Zack raised his hands and scoffed, deeming what he thought and impossible situation.

As he continued roaming the streets he greeted some residents he knew and got some deserts from a local bakery he liked to visit.

As he took a bite of his pain au chocolat, he sensed a great danger approaching so he instinctively jumped backwards.

The screeching of a vehicle could be heard as it collided with a wall.

Zack bewildered, looked at the sight of a Truck that planted itself into a wall.

He knew what this was, he wouldn't be a Super Otaku if he didn't, this was a very cliche troupe that happens in Anime or Manga.

The Reincarnation Truck, Truck-Kun!

Without a word he dropped his snacks and bolted towards his residence, he was naturally athletic so his running pace was quite impressive.

He soon reached the building he was living in and sprinted towards the elevator.

The elevator opened at the perfect time as a couple exited it, Zack collided with the elevator wall as he frantically pressed for the 11th floor, where his apartment was located on.

He sighed as the Elevator door slowly closed, but just as he had calmed down he saw a glimpse of the truck in the entrance of the building.

It's lights flashed at the direction of the elevator, as if it was telling him "You won't escape."

Zack grit his teeth as he flipped the truck off.

"You think I'll let you catch me just like that? Jokes on you Truck-kun, I am living a good life. I don't want to reincarnate, so leave me alone!"

With those parting words, the doors of the elevator closed. Zack slumped on the elavator's floor, for now he was safe.

But he knew, Truck-kun was persistent. He wouldn't let Zack go. No, once Truck-kun has a target it won't stop until the person gets reincarnated.

That was the reality that was Truck-kun, The Truck of Reincarnation, a weebs God, and a normal person's nightmare.

———[Timeskip: 6 Months Later..]———

"AAAAHHHH!" War cries resounded throughout a wasteland called a battlefield, corpses and blood painted the canvas of war as countless people were in conflict with each other.

"Commander! We're getting pushed back! The weebs have become too strong due to the influence of the Reincarnation Truck!" A soldier reported to his commander, voice filled with panic.

Zack grit his teeth as he hit the desk with all his might, creating a web like crack on the hard surface of a metal table.

"Execute Order 66, get the weebs out of the battlefield with THAT." Zack said in a cold voice.

"That sir..?" The soldier hesitated.

"Understood, Commander." The soldier took control of the comms as he commanded.

"RELEASE THE DRONES!" The soldiers voice was resolute, he was disgusted in himself for commanding it, but he had to do it. After all, he had a family waiting for him.

Soon, countless drones flew in the skies of the battlefield.

"What are those?" The Weebs, dressed in cosplay of various anime and manga characters exclaimed as the storm of drones flew atop of them.

The drones suddenly lit up with a bright light.

"That's..!" The weebs were shocked at what they were seeing.

"My waifu!!"

"No it's my wife, you bastard!"

"Heh, it's our wife, comrades."

Yes, the drones formed images of characters that were generally loved by the weebs.

The weebs followed the drones as if they were in a trance, hearts seemed to have replaced their eyes as they left the battlefield to chase after their beloved Anime PNG's..

All that was left were the soldiers on Zacks side who were reduced to measly numbers.

And Truck-kun himself.

Zack, with heavy steps filled with anger walked towards the center of the battlefield.

He raised his neck to look at the menace which had driven him this far, "TRUCK-KUN!"

Truck-kun floated in the air, it's majestic visage a sight to be viewed by the world.

Zack shouted out, his voice fueled by the thousands of Soldiers that fell for his cause, for the death of Truck-kun.

"Is this how you face me?! Coward! I'm through with your bullshit! I've lived a good life, I'm not a loser no life who has nothing to do in his life than to consume ACG content Goddamnit!"

He waved his hand, as his uniform was carried by the wind.

Now his attire was changed to a skin tight black t-shirt with baggy white pants that was tied with a black belt.

The outfit was complete with a pair of black sandals.

"Come down and face me right now!" Zack entered a combat stance as Truck-kun slowly descended from the sky.

"Foolish child," A divine voice similar to that off a Trucks horn sounded out. "You could have just accepted your fate. Why must make things more difficult?"

Truck-kun transformed into a humanoid-like being, He wore a white kimono with white pants, tied up by a black silk belt as his outfit was also completed with a pair of black sandals.

"Shut up, you Fraud." Zack truly loathed Truck-kun, but he couldn't be blamed.

He was living a perfectly normal and good life, but all of that went down into flames as Truck-kun entered his life.

"Child, give it up. You will never beat me, you have a destiny that far transcends what you can get here in this universe. So just let me do my job and you can get a life filled with awesomeness, don't you want that? A life where you are the protagonist, a life where you can beat villains and save heroines and eventually get a harem?"

"It's a tempting offer, but nah, I'd Win." A smirk formed on Zack's face.

"I see, what a disappointment." Truck-kun himself entered a fighting stance as the battle of the universe was about to commence.

And with that, both fighters moved, their battle would decide Zack's fate, will he be able to get his fate back and live his life like normal or will Truck-kun win and send him to a reality where his future wasn't certain?

Find, in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z-

"Alright stop, that's cringe."

Sorry, my bad.