The Immortal chad

There was a 27 year old muscular man cutting trees down in a forest the snow didn't seem to bother him As he finished cutting down the trees . Pressing a blue button on a tv like remote the logs mended themselves. And the man continued his work unbothered

You may be wondering how such a thing is possible. well My name is sado chad and I live in a world were the impossible is suggestion 'hell 30% of the population has a system'.

He swung his axe down as the trunk screeched

' I want to complain at the repetitive tasks my system gives. Well atleast it's high ranked' sado finished his quest and began walking to his cabin

sado thought back to his former freind who unlocked a phyco path system 'how unlucky…

But systems do come to being due to your soul so it's likely he was messed up in the head anyways'

"man why am I so lonely, all I do is watch anime and do these stupid quests" grumbling sado chad put on the last episode of bleach during the blood war arc.

"Zzt" his house began to tremble before he suddenly couldn't move and heard a voice in his head 'you must really enjoy killing my children' the ancient voice spoke in sorrow and rage

"W-what the hell are you" sado spoke in exaggerated fear and confusion before he activated his speed thinking skill remembering What his teacher in history all those years ago spoke of

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"I don't care that you broke through listen to my listen ass hat" the ghost yelled annoyed at the genius cultivator before refocusing.

"anyways from our research and houndreds of years of data after spiritual power returned many people mutated and gained strange abilities becoming different races and a select few unlocked systems" the ghost spoke in a monotone voice as if repeating something for the hundredth time.

"Sir who was the first system holder?" A shy harmless phyco path asked

"Well we don't know for sure but it is commonly thought to be human emperor or the tree of aneons, as you know all things can gain systems even plants" ghost spoke

"Although it is dependent on the souls strength even plants can obtain systems, but according to doctor. Fodders theory it is likely that the tree of aneons is a reincarnated human"the ghost seemed to struggle with something before continuing

"Technically you shouldn't learn this until your at the legendary stage but it's not to important. I'll only say this once" ghost spoke waiting for everyone to pay attention

"Originally a soul fusing with another soul was thought to be a simple (a+b) less depending on similarity's. But it was concluded that in rare cases of reincarnation it becomes (a x b)

" the ghost wrote on the board

"that is why the tree is so strong as systems are purely dependent on the soul but it is bound by the world so it can't do as it pleases . It's assumed it's in the calamity stage. And that was decades ago" the ghost said energetically before returning to his monotone speech

Mortal-legendary-epic-myth-terror-calamity-apocalypse-equal to heaven- ???

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'So that thing is probably the tree' chad thought as his head was in pain from the use of the skill. The only downside to the <perfect system> was that I couldn't cultivate leaving me as a mortal

"How horrible, if you only cut down trees for shelter or money I wouldn't have made a move but you torture my children there cries are suffocating" the branch looked determined??

"I might be surpassed by the world but after evolving I can punish you after paying the price" the branch quickly withered before the cabin was returned to silence

Slumping down and panting for breath I find myself fine no worse for ware physically but my cabin destroyed and shocked at the events that took place

<perfect system>

<quest~Cutting trees> has been completed 2500 times.

Your body lacks talent maybe in the next life you will be relevant. Mr fodder

Secret reward:

<Full Reincarnation>

You are reborn. With your memories and system intact.

initially overjoyed at the reward. Black lines began to form at being called fodder by essentially myself. Sighing in defeat I after double checking with my system that I'm fine I repair my cabin with the blue button and go to bed.