The Daily Life of Starcraft Critters (Paused)

It was supposed to be a normal fricking day just finding and eating some fruits and grass and what happens?

These fucking idiots spread their purple goo everywhere. Haven't they ever thought that there might be someone that still wants to eat from that tree?! Or that tree! Or... oh by the holy Critter it's everywhere!

And then you come to give them your opinion and they just come towards you with 30 guys at once! Oh hell no. F*ck that sh*t I'am out of here.

After a good walk and a few minutes later I finally found a good place to chill and eat lunch. And what do I have to witness? That disgusting purple goo is already on it's way here. To make things worse those scary 30 blokes from earlier brought along their scary and fat cousins.

I hope they aren't still mad at me...

*turns around slowly*

... oh,... what did I even do to deserve this. Now the golden Boys with al their bling bling are here as well. Well at least they came without some sort of goo that f*cks up my mealtime.

Oh. Wait. Don't come closer. Wait. I said waaaaaiiit! Oh sh*t, Oh sh*t, Oh sh*t!

I have to get away from I know now why they are here!

*runs and looks over his shoulder*

Bloody hell just get along with each other whats wrong with you guys!

Annnnd it's claw vs. Fire Claw. Machines vs Giant Buggs. Idiot vs Idiot.

Why would you do this?! Why bring your friends along if most of you if no all, run to their death?

*Looks away from the fight, straight ahead again*

Oh holy Critter. Is that a fricking Terazine-Banana? Today must me my lucky Day after all!

ZvT the End.

Not sure how I like this Story. Not completely happy after that mid section. Anyway let me know if you like the Concept of these kind of short stories. I might write more if Creativity hits me.

Other than that. HF & GL in your next Match. Mind the Critters, they might have a bad day. ;)