A Singleton Like You

Ye Qianqian was in a bad mood because of the incessant teasing. She had inwardly prepared herself to only receive a consolation prize. When she heard the emcee declare the words "second prize," she felt her energy immediately recharge.

She reached out and snatched the piece of paper. Upon ascertaining the words on it were real, she screamed out, "Oh my god!"

Everyone around her made various noises of disbelief.

"What the hell? Is it for real?"

"Ha ha ha ha! Has she finally won after so many years?"

"Seriously, I've never come across anyone with such bad luck before!"

"Shh… Her life is tough enough without having you state it aloud!"

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Ye Qianqian was crazy with happiness and excitement as she looked at the piece of paper. She burst out in guffaws and exclaimed, "Mother of god! I finally won! I finally won! I finally f*cking won! Ha ha ha ha ha!"