So I’m a Slime, So What?

It hurts me a lot

I feel pain in one side

It's so hot, I wish I wasn't hot...

<<Confirmed. Establishing Heat Resistance… Success>>

Could it be... that guy attacked me with a knife?

<<Confirmed, establishing Resistance to physical attacks… Success>>

Um... am I bleeding? Sure, I'm human after all.

 When you are stabbed, you bleed! Ughh I wish I didn't feel pain

<<Confirmed. Eliminating Perception of pain… Success>>

The burning sensation in my back is gone.

 However, I see a lot of blood... Am I out of blood? I hope it doesn't bleed so much...

 <<Confirmed. Creation of a bloodless body. Success>>

On the other hand, I am very cold. This could be bad... I don't want to be cold

<<Confirmed. Establishing resistance to cold. Success. Additionally, Heat Resistance has been converted Thermal Fluctuation EX>>

With my strength fading, I convey something super important to Tamura.

"Tamura!! If I die... take care of my PC... Please immerse it in water, and completely erase all data..."

Thus, after having used all my strength, I have conveyed the most important matters.

<<Confirmed. Implementing complete format of all information. Error, impossible due to lack definition. Trying alternative interpretation. Establishing electrical resistance. Success. Additionally, resistance the lightning attribute has been acquired>>

After graduating from college, I joined a major contracting company and am living alone now at the age of 37. with no girlfriend

If I had a second chance I would change things...

Going out, parties and devouring everything...

<<Confirmed. Unique skill [Predator] has been acquired>>

And well, over thirty years old, still a virgin...

In a magical world he would certainly be a sage... hell, being a Great Sage wouldn't be out of the question...

<<Confirmed. Additional skill [Sage] has been acquired. Furthermore, the additional successfully evolved into unique [Great Sage]>

Maybe he would be a great magician, one of those with a white beard and hat... I'm sure he would be the best magician of all.

<<Confirmed. Unique skill [Pinnacle of Occultism] has been acquired>>

Even when I'm dying that voice mocks me...

Heh, I die next to that school… I think I traumatized some children… I think I will be remembered…

Completely dissatisfied. Mikami Satoru died.

When he died a dimensional crack so small that not even the eye could see opened.

His soul linked with a mass of energy. This mass was the origin of monsters, and Mikami Satoru had linked himself to it… to his thoughts as a base, the mass built a body. While this was happening someone noticed...

Or to be precise something... that was supposed to not be in this world became interested in this little phenomenon...

And with a smile on his beautiful face... he decided something that changed history... the history of an entire world...

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It's dark... very dark..., the last thing I remember is pushing my co-worker, to save him from a maniac who was about to stab him.

My name is… Mikami Satoru

Ah! Now I remember that there was a voice that was making fun of me, telling me things like a wise man and so on... when suddenly another voice interrupted it.

What was he saying?

I only remember single words...

"Veldanava… Reincarnation… Luck… Limit... Fun… Spider?"

Well, if we put these words together we can deduce something.

I'm crazy.

None of this makes any sense.

Just when I think this couldn't be any sillier, I hear a voice in my head.

"The system <<Great Sage>> has had a modification by Administrator D, skill "Great Sage" has undergone drastic changes, the skill "Predator" has been contained until future updates the system is being updated according to the established limits… loading… 25%… .50%... 75%... 99%... 100%... The update has been successful"

What the hell was that?

Okay, there's no need to panic, I just don't know where I am, I don't know what that voice is and the last thing I remember is that they stabbed me.

Well it seems like it would be strange not to panic considering my current situation

Where the hell am I?

"Currently the user is in the great Elroe labyrinth"

Ok, thank you very much mysterious voice.

Wait, what the hell is that voice?

Because I can not see?

"The user does not have that ability. Do you want to obtain an ability to analyze your environment?"

<Number of skill points currently in possession: 500. Number to acquire the [Magical Perception LV1]: 100. Acquire skill?>

Hey?,

Well it's like those roll games I played…. I guess?

Mysterious voice I want to acquire that skill

<[Magical Perception LV 1] acquired. Remaining skill points: 400.>

Okay, now what?

"It is required to link the Skill "Great Sage" with "Magic Perception" for easier use

Do I agree to link them?"

Uhhh okay link them

At the time I accepted my vision it was 360 degrees

Hey?

Was it that easy?

Let's see what's here...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

In front of me stands a gigantic Spider

Good

I didn't have Arachnophobia

But I think I just developed one.

I slowly try to escape without alerting the giant spider

However, I can't see my feet or my hands...

What the hell am I?

"The User currently belongs to the Slime Race"

As?

A Slime like in the games?

The quintessential weakest enemy?

Today I am sure

God exists, and he hates me

First I am the weakest enemy

 To ruin things I appear in front of a giant Spider who is probably a Final Boss.

Okay…

I should run away

What are those rocks that get in my way?

Oh god, why is it moving?

It can't be, they are that Spider's Eggs!

And they are being born right now

Why right at this moment?

I have to run

While I run, or roll, or rather crawl

With my 360 degree view I can see something scary

I observe that some spiders that were born are devoured by the Giant Spider

You are a monster!!!

Well now I am too

As I rush to flee I see them eating each other

Running away I try to hide in a hole in this place

Well…

Why is there such a big place in front of here?

It's almost like the place I just left...

I know!

Voice in my head help me and tell me how to get out of this place!

"Error, the system is currently limited and you cannot access a map of the location"

What the hell do I have you for?

Well... There's a hole there!!

After a while I think I've gone far enough

I think I'm fine

Now what am I supposed to do?

"The user currently needs magiculas to survive"

As?

Well, how do I get that?

"The best option currently available is to feed by absorbing a monster,"

Where is one?

"Currently, from the mana fluctuations, there seems to be one behind the rock over there."

Oh great

Slowly and stealthily I approach where the voice had told me the monster was.

When I arrived I saw a spider like the ones that had hatched from the egg.

"Oh come on, I just escaped from one and here is another."

While I was thinking about how the hell I could feed myself without having to die trying

something unexpected happened

Some humans appeared here!

Great here is my ticket out of the maze!!

Voice in my head I want to talk to them, can you get me to contact them?

<Number of skill points currently in possession: 400. Number to acquire the [Telepathy]: Acquire skill?>

"Great Sage recommends not approaching humans, the rate of possible hostility from them could be extremely high..."

Yes, spend the points now!

<[Telepathy LV 1] adquirida. Puntos de habilidad restantes: 0.>

Well now I can go down the path of diplomacy, and thus get away from those spider monsters!

Just when I'm about to go towards them I see how they easily annihilated the spider.

But I didn't give it any importance!

I walked towards them with confidence

"Hello, how are you, excuse me, could you help me get out of this place?"

The humans stood still looking at me, and at that moment they spoke

"#&$#$&%#" %## %$#%$ %"%$ $#%%&"$%"

That?

Voice in my head, what does that mean?

"Currently the user does not know the human language of this place, so people, despite hearing his voice, do not understand what he says. The hostility rate has increased to 99%, an escape is recommended."

THAT?

Why didn't you tell me before?

"I tried to notify the user, however…"

At that very moment I realize that it is not time to think,

It's time to run!

While I am fleeing from the people who are chasing me, I can see with my 360-degree vision that there is a hidden spider that was watching everything, and as soon as we move away, it begins to eat the corpse of the dead spider.

Ughh how disgusting!

If I wasn't running for my life I'd probably be throwing up!

Wait, can I even throw up?

That's not important now!

I run for my life while trying to lose the people who follow me

How the hell are they so fast?

After a few minutes of running and turning, I am presented with a golden opportunity.

I see 3 blue lizards that are in front of me

Its my opportunity!

Since I am so small that I stand between them and they distract the Guards while I escape.

Thank you for your help tile trio! I will remember you as heroes

After a few minutes of continuing to run, making sure that they had not followed me, I relax.

Ughh I think I still need to eat or absorb I don't know what

Right near where I am I see a small centipede

Oh!

Just what I need

I slowly get closer and realize something

This thing can't see!

Well it's easy prey

If I grab with my hands...

Wait I don't have hands

How the hell am I going to hunt that thing down?

"The Slimes' method of predation is to parasitize other monsters by sliding along the ceiling and dropping down."

Ughh ok

So can I climb walls?

"Yes that's how it is"

I carefully stick to the wall to try to fall on the animal...

Now

The moment I let go and fall on top of him I try to attack...

However, I don't know how

Voice from heaven, what should I do…

Help me!

"The user needs to activate the Digestion skill"

Hey?

Almost instinctively after the voice spoke I activated the digestion skill

Well, then how much longer do I need to absorb what I need?

"Currently, the user only has the [Digestion LV 1] skill, so it will take about a day and a half to completely digest the monster."

What the hell??

Wasn't this a simple thing to do?

"It's simple, you just have to digest the prey externally without letting it escape"

Ughh we have different senses of simplicity Voice in my head

And so I spent my first day in the labyrinth attached to a monster like a leech

Disgusting

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Notes of an adventurer in the Great Labyrinth of Elroe

My name is John and my team was currently hunting Teratects…

It seems that the Teratect Queen had a brood, that means that the appearance of these monsters increases drastically

Thank the Goddess these monsters are quite weak...

If you have enough antidote for their poison they are easy to treat

These monsters only attack head-on, However, they should not be underestimated

Some of these are special and nest, We were sent specifically to deal with the latter.

They are really problematic because of their network

However, we found something unusual

A Slime approached us and made some really weird sounds…

We immediately understood the situation

It was a new kind of Slime!

Since it is a monster, it is our duty to exterminate it and send the remains to the capital for analysis…

This Slime was different from the others.

Slimes are usually slow and weak.

They normally feed on monster waste of humans

They usually feed on human and monster waste.

However, this Slime was fast enough to evade us…

We will retreat from the maze to better prepare to corner the Slime.