I Really Don't Think This is Normal

I sprawl out a number of offers from the regional Association of Adventurers HQ onto the table and sort out the ones that Sam would both qualify for, being a Bronze-rank adventurer, and the ones where I could safely accompany her with little risk to myself. Until Abner starts spreading the word that we're taking local quests, our pool of options is very limited.

The only things Sam can really do out of these is take out more slimes, a few other low level kill quests, and a decent selection of fetch quests. I'm no adventurer, but I can at least go with her and help carry stuff. We need the money and I have nothing else I can be doing- and regardless of the playful atmosphere between us... well.

The adorable, bubbly and busty blonde showed off a much darker side to herself back at the chief's house. I need to put this into perspective. So far I've spent a life changingly lovely four days with this Princess, but I know next to nothing about her. Why she left home, who she really is, what she wants to get out of life. Nothing.

The only thing I know for sure is that I want her to remain by my side, and I'll help her through any sort of hardship she faces in order to keep her happy.

We run through the list of applicable quests and Sam agrees to everything no matter how trivial the labor or how low the reward. She also makes sure I know that she doesn't need to be paid for any of it as long as I keep sharing my bed and feeding her, but she remains decidedly coy when I ask if she means actual food or otherwise.

Sam and I have several days before her friend, Zutiria Syndaline, arrives. That doesn't sound right to me given the distance between Dewhurst and Imperalis, but Sam assures me that her friend is very resourceful and she'll find a way to get here.

She refuses to tell me much this Zutiria beyond that she's a mage and that she'll no doubt stay with us. Having another helping hand around will be nice, and hopefully she's a bit more independent than her highness. I'm anxious about roping another girl into my strange sexual relationship with the Princess, even if the thought admittedly excites me a great deal. Doesn't help that Sam apparently really, really wants to do lewd shit to her as well. Sounds like I'm in for a ride whenever the mage rolls into town...

In the meantime, we have work to do. And almost immediately after we encountered the first slime of the day something went indescribably wrong.

Sam had just assumed her fighting stance under my guidance and was waiting for the slime to make its first move. It leaped into the air and pounced towards the young princess, and showing some clear signs of improvement Sam slashed it clean down into the earth with an overhead strike. I've seen her do this move before- It's slow, but very powerful.

But it's not powerful enough to dislodge six feet of the fucking earth infront of her blade's impact. So when it does just that, Sam and I stare at each other in incredible disbelief. I mean, for fuck's sake, she doesn't even need to follow up and slap down the slime with the flat of her blade. This strike was so insanely powerful that it splattered the damn thing hard enough that it took out its regenerative powers in one shot.

Dust erupts from the impact crater of her blade, chunks of dirt and grass rain down from above and Sam blinks incredulously. "WHAT THE FUCK, BOSS?! This... is this cause you taught me the right stances and shit?!" The warrior starts swinging her sword around to see if it's gotten lighter or if it's been tampered with.

"Are you kidding me? Straightening your damn back isn't enough to tear the fucking earth asunder!"

"Well what else could this shit be? Do you have some other idea?!" Sam's face is a humorous mix of pride and terrible concern.

I really rack my brain and think of what the hell could possibly explain her sudden power surge. I know she has some sort of innate strength since she's able to effortlessly wield a great blade without any training, but... I don't think her gift would have developed so fast from just a change in posture.

But what the fuck else could it be? The only other difference between Sam a few days ago and Sam today is that she lost her virginity and has been having tons of- "Oh you have got to be absolutely-completely utterly-entirely-motherfucking SHITTING me." My palms barrel into the temples of my head at breakneck speed.

"BOSS!? Did you figure it out?" She rushes to my side after sheathing her blade.

I can't fucking do this. I look away, it's too much. "It's my cum."

"..."

Silence. A cool wind blows across the warm, grassy meadow. The sun is shining without a cloud to block its heavenly light, and the songs of lovely birds chirp away in the distance. It's a nice day, beautiful really- perfect for realizing that the voice inside my head telling me to cum inside of Sam was intentionally trying to get this to happen.

"Boss, you've had a long day. I spooked you a bit back there with the chief and you hurt your eyes, so why don't we go back home and try again tomorrow, okay?" She awkwardly laughs as she places her hand on my shoulder.

"When I cum inside of you it makes you stronger."

"...BOSS. You're being stupid. Are you broke?" Sam knocks on my head several times with her fist, attempting to see if my skull is hollow.

"Whenever I do it, your pussy glows bright pink a few minutes later."

The Princess blushes and her mouth drops in shock. I guess she can tell I'm not making this up now. "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WHY?!"

"BECAUSE I WANTED TO KEEP FUCKING YOU, DAMN IT! IF I TOLD YOU I WAS HEARING VOICES TELLING ME TO CUM INSIDE YOU AND THAT YOUR CUNT GLOWED YOU WOULD PROBABLY WANT TO STOP UNTIL WE FIGURED THAT SHIT OUT, AND I JUST WANTED TO KEEP FUCKING!!"

The two of us blush and are left entirely speechless. This has happened a lot lately with us. Several moments pass before Sam, as usual, breaks the silence.

"I think we need to head home early today- Daddy." She tacks that word on there, positively dripping with implications.

"Indeed." I sigh.

Making money for the Guild will have to wait. Zutiria will be here in a few short days and the Princess and I have a lot to do in the meantime. While the situation is bizarre and surreal beyond imagining, I take solace in the fact that I'm about to get laid a lot at the very least.