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Potato God Church

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All Hail our one and only...Potato God of Time and Space...he who saves us all...he who gave us Potatoes to eat...Potatato forever...Im Drunk please help me...

Chapter 1How it begins and how it ends...

It was the year 2048 when the gods decided to punish the mortals for their sins...first the wave of light spread throughout the earth, then the earth broke apart, later the sea turn green, as last the sky turn red, and when everyone thought everything was over mysterious beings came out of nowhere...humanity was almost wipe out...there was no hope at all...until one man...or one potato stood out and became the savior of all, the last hope of humanity...

Here how it all started...in One of the many potato farms in Georgia...this potato wasn't just like any potato! It is different from others as it didn't get fertilized by the poop thing...so it didn't grow as fast as it fellow brethren...but when its time for harvest the potato is going to be thrown out...but hope is not lost as one day before the harvest day the catastrophe hit, the wave of light kills almost every single crops that been fertilize...and no one knows why...so all of it brethren died except it...the sole survival of it group...

1-week later...it begin to grow...mutated from the wave of light...it became a fully grown potato...and might be the strongest potato in all history and time! Even stronger than its ancestor! It evolves from a dodo to a potato! The potato decided to travel around the world...It later met new companions along its journey....

*the tomato slicer* AKA: a tomato samurai that uses the kitchen knife that have killed many of its brethren...and also the very same knife that kills the human who was about to slice it a$$...

Name: Tomato Samurai

Power Level: 7th-grade Samurai, 4th warrior, 5th tanker

Bloodline: The Mutated Ketchup: One random scientist took a sample of a ketchup and try to see if it could create a new species of tomato so the scientist put the ketchup inside a tomato and force asexual breed 2 tomato...one normal and one injected with ketchup mutated genes...and yeah the breed was successful with only 8 seeds that were mutated and 1 that is not and that one is the tomato samurai...but during the disaster, it bloodline awakens! Creating the ultimate tomato slicer!

Name: The Salty Sea Jelly...

Power Level: 7th grade Salt Water Magus, 6th water mage

Bloodline: Sea Salt: Someone the wave of light made one small area of sea salt mutate which gave birth to this water jelly being...

Name: Oil Men

Power Level: 8th grade Metal Paladin, 7th grade Oil Master, 4th grade Fusion

Bloodline: Human: Just a random guy who live inside a oil can which somehow mutated and join together with the human inside of it so they became one...so basically a man inside a oil can lol...

With these 3 as it closet ally and friend, they save humanity from almost being wiped out...the potato decided to create a potato God church...for no whatsoever reasons lol?

But as the last moment before it can finish its plans of the potato God church all 3 of it friends backstab it...

*Random Area lol*

"Why you all betray muh!?" :( cried the potato

A red streak of tomato knife qi combine with the power of the salty sea water pulse slammed into the potato which causes it to crash flying into the sky, the tomato and salty sea water created a ketchup infused salt which causes mayor damage to the tomato defense...the oil man directly use it metal paladin ability which causes metal to combine together to make a pot which trapped the potato inside. The oil men shoot out cooking oil and the tomato sends out it ketchup qi and finally, the salty sea jelly let out the rains of salt...all of it combine attack form the ultimate...

"3 links attack! Salty Ketchup oil!"

The attack landed inside the pot which destroys all surrounding area within 100 meters...

When 3 trios went to inspect the results...everything was gone except for 3 crispy French fries with the right amount of salt and ketchup on it...

"Haha it true after all!" cried the Tomato samurai.

"With this, we can increase our grade by 2 more!" the salty jellyfish happily exclaims.

"Surprise mother fuckers!" the oil man kill his 2 partners in crime, after that, he went to pick up the 3 French fries and ate them all in one big gulp...

"Mmm, average favor..." thought the oil man but 3 seconds later it body explode...

How? Because the potato before it last breathe change all of its energy into self-destruction energy which causes the energy inside the French fries to destruct or something like that idk lol but end of chapter...

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