Chapter 107

Thankfully for my manly pride, the only one who heard me screaming like a little girl, was Pidgeot.

And probably the rest of the of my pokemon.

But at least my voice has long cracked at this point by this age. Otherwise I wouldn't have screamed like a little girl, but given an outright girly screech.

And also thankfully, Pidgeot is an expert flying, being you know, a bird all his life and all. And also fighting while flying…a lot.

He manged to recover safely after only six free falling terror filled back flips.

And seemed to have gotten enough of a fright out of our little impromptu air gymnastics routine, to calm down and fly normally.

Stupid try hard bird.

Well, at the very least, with him calmed down, I was able to actually get some things done.

It would take a couple of hours to reach Grandpa Canyon from Cinnabar, even flying.

So it gave me time to pursue some information online from my phone about Kalos. I'll need a general map of the place after all to figure out where I'm going.

There's three main places I want to stop by while there. One, was obviously the kingdom of a movie villain where I would proceed to mug an old man.

Though it's okay since he's an evil prick. I'm all equal rights and equal lefts, women, children and even the elderly, if they're cunts, I'll punch them!

The other two main spots I want to check out, is a specific area where I know Ash found a wild Salamence.

And Ambrette Town.

Why Ambrette Town specifically?

Most would probably think it had something to do with fossils and the like, what with the fossil reviving business in the Kalos games taking place there.

But no, not quite.

See, living in the local waters of Ambrette Town, was a shiny magikarp. I'm gonna catch it.

I can thank Ash for that knowledge.

Actually, I know where a lot of shiny pokemon are thanks to him. A shiny Onix, shiny Druddigon….shiny Metagross.

I should go after that thing soon actually.

Definitely after I've gotten what I need in Kalos. I think me and my pokemon can probably take it now.

Possibly.

It was around for a while without being captured. But the only gauge of its strength I have to go on is it slapping around Team Rocket.

Which could go either way. Because when it wasn't about Ash Ketchum, Jessie, James and Meowth were frighteningly competent and skilled. But when it was, they were absolute putzes.

'Hmm…?' I paused as I was idly scrolling through the news on Kalos when something popped out at me.

About Vaniville town.

Specifically, the starting town of the player character in the Kalos games, and also the hometown of Serena.

Best girl, hands down.

At least when this world was fictional.

I kind of want to meet her.

And I might get my chance.

Because, apparently, Professor Sycamore is holding some kind of tournament in Vaniville Town? Open entry and the winner not only got a decent cash prize of ten thousand, but also…

A choice between any of the three Kalos starter pokemon.

'Yeah I totally need to hit it up and try it out.' I grinned eagerly. He's got a Froakie with my name on it!

And I can probably see about getting a Honedge off of him. Or at least get pointed in the right direction to find one.

Honedge is after all, vital for my plan to become immortal and live forever. Man, I'm a total villain.

And I just don't care.

Well, I care enough to only use pieces of shit like Team Rocket members or eco terrorists like Magma and Aqua members.

Oh!

And Goh.

Because fuck Goh.

But not in the physical sense, because ew, nasty. Not even if he was the last feminine looking being in this universe.

I paused in my thoughts as my phone vibrated.

A text from Gary?

Seems he'd finally replied to my taunt from earlier.

About fucking time man.

'You expect me to be surprised? Late news, already saw those three get some new content already you damn attention seeking noob. Fake and gay by the way, if you're gonna pull stunts like that, at least make them believable.'

…What?

What the actual fuck is this clown going on about? I'm totally lost.

Confused.

A little bit bamboozled. How the fuck did he know I already caught Dragonite, Gyarados and Blastoise without me telling him?

No wait, this is a total reverse tactic isn't it? Trying to make it seem like he's not awed and jealous by how awesome I am to catch these three.

'Gary, Gary oh poor stupid little Gary.' I shook my head and grinned before replying.

'I get it, you're jealous, it's alright, I understand little man. I mean, I have a Blastoise while you only have one rinky dinky little Wartortle that got beaten by a fire type. Oh by the way, it wasn't just Blastoise, Gyarados and DRAGONITE I caught, but Blastoise was on an island with a bunch of Squirtle and Wartortle that I caught as well. Get on my level son.'

And send.

And yes, I did bold and full cap Dragonite.

But I'm not finished yet.

I still had another card to play.

'By the way, how about introducing me to your sister? She's a researcher yeah? I've got quite the 'specimen' for her to examine.'

And once again, bold that one specific word and send!