Perfect Match

B city, Vimin country.

Sappy street.

In this busy street in B city, there are lots of stores selling various stuff and some residences. You can call this street a mini-market.

The time is 9:00 am in the morning on Monday and a nice Maybach Excelero has graced this street drawing a lot of attention from the people old and young.

"This car is beautiful"

"Wow! It must be expensive!"

"How much does it worth?"

"How'd I know? I'm no car dealer"

"Mummy, when I grow up, I'll buy this car for you"

"Then you must work hard and listen to mummy aright?"

"Yes mama"

"I wonder who's in the car. He must be filthy rich and handsome"

These were amongst the many words that the people uttered. The car door opened and the driver dressed in a black suit alighted from the car and closed the door gently then he walked over to the other side and opened the back door. In no time, a man alighted from the car dressed in Emporio Armani white suit, Romano Martegani black shoes and wearing the latest Warby Parker's sunglasses and wearing a long fringe hairstyle. The perform he was wearing circulated around the whole street. (Gosh even I the author can't tell what brand it is but if you guys know ,be sure to gift me one in my dreams.)

"Ah, he's handsome"

"Didn't I tell you?"

"I feel my legs becoming jelly. I lack the strength to stand, please someone hold me"

"Even as a man, I might turn gay for this hot pie"

"He's mine. Marry me, prince charming'

"Pei! Mary you? You look like an old hag why'd he choose you? He'll marry me instead"

"You? You are a flat board everywhere and don't even have meat in your body."

"Hey!"

"Get outta the way let me see my love more clearly"

People were almost about to fight when crowding around him but with a word from the driver who was also very handsome, they parted a road for them.

The man in white walked towards an old two-story building, hands in his pockets.

"Wow! He's so cool"

"Hy don't faint here"

"I'm not sick.I'm in love"

"Pei"

The man walk to the building only for someone to open the windows in the upper floor and throw bloody fish water on the man drenching him from head to toe. As if that wasn't even enough the same person threw out a napkin containing baby poop and it landed on his head then the person closed the window.

Everyone was dumbfounded as they recalled what happened just now.

Many became quiet and wanted to see the man's reaction. After all, he was a monied guy. He might take revenge for what happened.

The door of the lower floor of the building opened and a middle-aged couple rushed out.

"Future sons in law...." the words were stuck in their mouths. What was in their minds were"Who is this? A clown?"

But then they saw the expensive car behind him and took a closer look at the now dirty white turned red suit and shoes.

"It's really you, my son, how did this happen? Who did this to you. Angel, hurry go get some towel and water. We need to bathe him... I mean clean him up." commanded the husband and the wife ran inside.

The husband walked to the unhappy disgraced young man in white and removed the napkin gently and everyone saw that poop miked together with his hair.

Suddenly the same window on the second floor opened and someone threw dirty rice water on the man again. At this the middleaged man was stunned and when he recovered, the window had been closed again.

"LUCIAAAAAA.GET YOUR FLAT ASS DWN HERE THIS INSTANT" the middle-aged man shouted. His voice even stunned the onlookers. They didn't know he had such a deep loud voice when angry. Wow, just wow!