The wayfinder sage invented the teleportation spell. He teleported into a volcano and died. Since he was useless, I will be writing this story about better characters. A parrot professor, his human student, the not platinum but silver dragon, and a different dragon's right hand... literally just the right hand. A/N: Also posting on RRL. I have no current intention of going premium simply because I am too lazy to commit to a defined release schedule. Enjoy!