5. Empty Insults

Parents Too YoungDisclaimer : I own nothing but Draco's boxers! HeheheheheA/N ::sniffles:: Thank you sooo much for all the reviews, they really cheered me up as I've just had the flu! Worst day of my life! And I don't know whether its me but all the people (you guys) that are reviewing seem really adorable! So if anyone ever wants to email me to say hi and keep me company (because all my friends have deserted me) then please do!Chapter 5: Empty InsultsIt was Monday morning and Hermione was waiting to get in the bathroom, which was currently occupied by Malfoy. She had decided to try and forget he had ever kissed and put it down to temporary insanity on his part.'Are you nearly done?' She yelled through the door with her hands on her hips.'I'm still doing my hair''How long does it take you to do your hair? You're so vain!''Thank you!' He yelled back with a smirk as he combed his hair for the thousandth time.'Hurry up!''I'm still wet, I'll come out when I'm dry'Hermione stood there for 5 more minutes before having another yell.'Come on Malfoy, I have to wash''I will take my time thank you very much' He shouted.She got out her wand, muttered a spell under her breath and the door unlocked, she smiled and slowly pushed the door open.'ARRRGGGHHH!' Hermione yelled stumbling over a towel and covering her eyes with her hands. 'Put some clothes on!''Well,' He said wrapping a towel around his waist. 'If you hadn't walked in, you wouldn't have seen me in all my glory would you?''You were taking too long' she said with her hands still over her eyes. 'I'm scarred for life''I'm decent' he said finishing his hair.'You're never decent' she said slowly lowering her hands cautiously. Her face was still red from seeing something she had not wanted to see in all her days at Hogwarts.As he strolled past her he couldn't help but wonder if she could get any redder. 'Liked what you saw Granger?' He whispered huskily into her ear.'Go Malfoy, I need to get ready''That's strange' Malfoy muttered when he got into their bedroom. 'Normally girls are all over me when I use that voice'He walked over to the crib and picked up Ella who was just waking up. 'And how is my favourite girl this morning?' She gave out a gurgle.'Do you think that your mum is still annoyed at me? ... Yeah I do too, ah well. It's only Granger, normally I wouldn't care if she fell of a cliff.''Mama' Ella suddenly blurted out.Malfoy gave her a proper smile and started walking towards the bathroom. 'Say mama again ... mama?' He said trying to get her to say it again.He wiggled the knob to the bathroom, it was open. 'Granger?' He yelled inside.No response, he peered around the door and walked in slowly.'ARRGGHHH!' he yelled covering Ella's eyes with his hand as he saw Hermione get out of the bath naked.'Malfoy!' She screamed reaching for a towel. 'You couldn't knock?''I yelled your name but you didn't answer''What do you want?' She snapped taking a shirt Malfoy had left in there and putting it on.'Hey your going to get that shirt wet and give it mudblood germs' he said looking annoyed.'Get over it, now what do you want?''Ella just said mama' He stated while looking anywhere but at Hermione.'She did?' Hermione said softly, her glare leaving her face.'Say mama Ella' Draco tried. 'Mama? Mama? ... Hmm guess she doesn't want to say it now'There was a knock on the door out in the living area and Hermione looked at Malfoy expectantly.'I'm not getting that, I'm only dressed in a towel and I'm holding Ella'Hermione huffed as she walked out of the bathroom and across the living area to open the door.'Ron, hey!' She said as she faced Ron who was holding the red-haired baby in his arms.Ron didn't answer and just stared at her. Her hair was wet and sticking to her face and she was only wearing Malfoy's shirt, which only had a few of the buttons done up on it and wasn't long enough to hide her thighs.'Why are you wearing Malfoy's shirt?' Said Ron through gritted teeth as his face went red with anger.'Oh, this isn't what it looks like Ron' Hermione laughed as she looked down at herself.'It's a funny story, well also kind of icky but well, you see-''She said it again Granger' Malfoy said as he suddenly appeared at the door with only a towel on, holding Ella.'What the bloody hell is going on?' Ron said as he adjusted his grip on Alex.'Oi Weasley! Watch your language around my daughter' he said in a low voice. Ron stood there looking quite shocked and Hermione looked quite amused as she rose an eyebrow at Malfoy.Malfoy, Ella, Hermione, Ron and Alex all stood there in an awkward silence for awhile, nobody was quite sure what to say.'Well, this is fun but I'm off to get dressed' Malfoy said as he turned around and headed to the bedroom.'So Ron, Why are you here again?' She said shooting him a smile.'Came to ask you to breakfast' He said with no emotion in his voice. 'But you seem to be busy with Malfoy'Ron slowly turned around and headed down the corridor with a million and one thoughts spinning in his head.She walked back to the bedroom and tapped on the door. 'Malfoy, I'm going to ask just in case, but are you naked right now?''Why? Do you want me to be naked?' She heard him say from inside. She could hear the smirk through his voice.'Jerk' She muttered as she waiting outside the door. 'Are you naked?' She tried again.'Nope' She heard him say and walked in.'Are you still mad at me?' He said sitting down on the bed after putting Ella in her crib.'Do you even care?''No' He lied but decided to leave it.