My meeting with Nico Robin (Part 1)

Fred was having fun playing cat and mouse playing his favorite role, the cat... when suddenly he seemed to turn into the mouse...

"NANI!?" 

Thirty arms blossomed into the hall and although most of them appeared directly above his body, each and every one of them stuck to his body to immobilize him perfectly. And unlike a few minutes ago, he didn't even need to see the perpetrator to know the identity of whoever was restraining him.

'This ability is…

The Hana Hana No Mi of our beloved Nico Robin!

I see...'

As soon as Fred discovered the identity of the passenger he understood how the pirate ship could have escaped so stealthily.

Nico Robin used her ability to operate the ship by herself without leaving her room. And since Fred was only focused on listening to possible conversations and footsteps of possible crew members inside the ship, he overlooked the escape from the ship, since those elements were non-existent in this escape

Now everything made sense

Clanck!

'And in a way it makes sense that she's here...

Although I thought that by now she would have left the West Blue'

Clanck! Clanck!

As everyone who saw her flashback knew, the beautiful archaeologist of the Muguiwara originally from the West Blue spent her childhood and youth joining and leaving criminal organizations and pirates in order to escape the control of the World Government and generally to survive. Sometimes betraying them, sometimes using them or running away before or after they had been massacred, as on this occasion.

Clanck! Clanck! Clanck!

However, while Fred would like to keep thinking about his hypotheses about why Robin had ended up on the Hulk Pirates' ship, the bounty hunter had other, more important matters on his hands to pay more attention to.

Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck!

¡Robin not only stopped Fred from moving towards her, but also trying with more insistence, arms and strength to bend him with the intention break his spine and thus kill him!

Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck!

Something that she would have achieved a few seconds ago if her opponent wasn't so strong and had such unnatural flexibility and control of his own body.

Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck!

'An almost perfect immobilization that practically nullifies physical strength…

Pretty impressive!

This challenge almost makes me want to try to escape using my physical strength and contortionist flexibility alone, but…" Fred thought, somewhat comfortable being touched by one of his waifus "…

Let's keep things simple this time...'

Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck! Clanck!

Inspired by the chapter in which Giorno Giovana transformed one of his teeth into a jellyfish to absorb a laxative tea, Fred also experimented with transforming specific parts of his body into living beings without the need to amputate them

An experiment that was successful, but only on some parts of his body only

Like Giorno, he found that he could transform his teeth, such as the sharp teeth of a lion, and thus tear more easily his enemies apart with his already dangerous bites.

There were also other parts that he could transform like his nails, which could turn the long claws of a bear, turning his fingers into deadly weapons even without knowing the Shigan.

However, of course his favourite version of this application was to transform his long and lush hair, specifically into poisonous snakes, to add a new level of versatility and danger to one of his most versatile and dangerous techniques.

A danger that rushed towards the unprotected hands that Robin generated over Fred's body!

Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam! Nyam!

A danger in the form of venomous snakes bound to Fred's head that bit all the arms that strangled Fred, creating a chain reaction in the room to which Fred was heading, which was announced by a shrill feminine cry of pain.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!"

A cry of pain that translated into absolute victory for Fred, who entered the room where the cry originated with the same calm with which he walked down the hall a few moments ago.

"Hana Hana No Mi's ability is quite impressive and although it can be improved with proper training you're making a pretty smart use of it

Its only flaw is that the damage received by the created limbs is sent to a certain extent towards its user.

That's not usually a problem you face, since you usually hold your targets well without giving them time to counterattack and the physical damage that you could receive doesn't incapacitate you immediately.

It's a real shame... for you... that you'll never be able to generate enough limbs to stop each and every one of my serpentine hair fibers

And above all you can no longer do anything against the few grams of poison that have been injected through your Hana Hana limbs

Right Nico Robin?" Fred said as she ripped off a section of a false wall, where fifteen-year-old Nico Robin was lying on the floor, extremely red and struggling to stay awake.

Damn...

Ahhh... ahhh..." Robin stammered, who was making inhuman efforts to get up from the ground to flee, but without any success due to the poison that was now running through her veins.

The most that her body in a boiling state allowed her was to witness, although only in a blurred way, how the boy who had just massacred the entire pirate gang that she intended to use closer and closer to her... 

She could see him and his multiple snakes that were where his hair should be who say "You won't die for this beautiful girl...

The poison that my friends have injected into you isn't deadly, it will only make you pass out from some fever

Besides, I have the antidote, so don't worry...

After you wake up we can…talk in a relaxed way…"

"No... no..." Robin stammered before fainting in the presence of the only being in the West Blue who managed to cause true panic to the now experienced murderer, traitor and trickster out of necessity.

Fred won once again and this time he had more reason than usual to celebrate

"I didn't expect to find you, but it has been a pleasant surprise.

Two official One Piece waifus in one day!" Fred thought as he looked at the realistic, unconscious, reddened and sweaty female body below him "Am I in my popular phase?"

Little could be said about Robin that wasn't known even if her appearance had metamorphosed from anime character to real life person. 

¡An absolute blue-eyed brunette beauty face capable of making almost anyone fall in love at first sight, including men with a preference for women with fantasy-colored hair!

And what could be said about her body that wasn't already known either?

A goddess of beauty in the flesh and blood that although not as exuberant as in the manga or anime for lacking several extra chest and hip sizes in her adolescent still in developing body… the round weapons of mass seduction above and below that narrow and almost magical  queen bee waist were enough to hypnotize Fred, who was going through his second adolescence

'Damn you Oda-sensei

Most of the women here are extremely beautiful and sexy, but your main girls stand out even in this world...' Thought Fred, praying to the true god of this world  'Thank you for everything...'

"Sshhh.."

However, those stupid adolescent thoughts were interrupted by the snakes that were still part of his hair, which Fred called off before thanking them for bringing him back to reality

"Yes… yes...

First the antidote and then the [Sleeping Beauty] to prevent you from waking up before the appointed time" Said Fred as he gave Robin first aid... in a non-erotic way... and carried his relatively small and light body... in a non-erotic way as well "Hmm...

This last thing I said sounded pretty bad... luckily no one was listening... or looking..."

With this Fred completed his main objective on that ship... although in a quite unexpected way… so it was time to leave, but not before... 

"¡AND NOW PACK UP EVERYTHING OF VALUE AND LEAVE!

MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

At this point Fred really didn't have a great need to waste his valuable time on [recovering the pirates stolen material]. He had made a lot of money lately and his Akuma No Mi properties give him nothing but peace of mind about his future finances… even so money was money and…

And who knows?

Maybe Fred could find another Akuma No Mi, a famous sword, interesting books he hadn't gotten until now or a melon scoop.

"Fucking disappointment..."

Unfortunately he didn't find much of value except for some cash, weapons, ammunition, a lot of training equipment and tons of anabolics... which he packed up, turned into animal teeth and stored in one of his pockets, thus turning the ship into an empty shell

An empty shell that he used in part to create a large bird with which to comfortably return to the cruise ship with the still unconscious Robin. And now from the air together with the girl and the cargo he decided to finish his mission by getting rid of the ship

Obviously using his Life Life No Mi!

"3

2

1"

And as soon as the countdown ended...

¡CRACK! ¡CRACK! ¡CRACK! CRAAAAACKKK!!!

From various parts of the ship that Fred stepped on before leaving, several trees sprouted and these began to lengthen and expand until they deformed the entire internal structure of the ship and opened several holes in the keel of the ship, destroying it and slowly sinking it.

"Touched and sunk! MUA HAHAHAHA!

Sinking ships has become so easy now..." Fred said with extreme satisfaction on the back of his new giant duck "Next I'll try to split it in half like Mihawk with my sword

What do you think of Robin?"

"..."

"Oh yeah...

Still unconscious…" Fred said, somewhat crestfallen at not being able to share his enthusiasm for destroying things with someone. But Fred always had a plan B, especially for the stupidest issues "Well, you'll give me some conversation during the trip then...

Let's se… Donald? Donald is a good name for a duck or EEUU president"

"Quac?"

Fortunately for Donald the journey wasn't very long.

Despite the fact that the Hulk pirate ship drifted quite far from the cruise ship while Fred was on vacation, to ensure that Fred would be able to return if he hadn't fallen into the sea, Captain Murphy ordered the pursuit of the pirate ship but always keeping a safe distance away from the range of the cannons.

And now all the crew on the ship's deck were trying to light up the sea water as much as they could to make Fred's return even easier. Something unnecessary since he was able to detect the creatures he had created if they weren't too far away from him

Even so, they never expected that Fred would arrive through the sky on top of a giant duck and that when the duck landed it would turn into a plank of wood.

"Oh, it's you...

Everything Ok?" Asked Captain Murphy, who refrained from asking a series of other questions on behalf of the entire tripulation

"Yes, everything ok, Captain.

I have eliminated the few pirates who had fled, I have sunk the ship and..." Fred replied as he showed Robin to the crew "I have rescued this girl who had been captured by those micropenis perverts" 

However, the crew couldn't see anything in particular...

They only saw a colossus of almost three meters holding with only one of its enormous arms what seemed to be a female figure of one meter seventy covered in its entirety, except for her beautiful legs, by a blanket that Fred had borrowed from the ship he destroyed

"She's fine?

Does she need medical help?" Asked with great concern one of the nurses on board the ship

No one was able to see the girl and Fred hadn't specified the state she was in, but it wasn't necessary to know those little details to generate alarmism.

Although nobody here wanted to think about it they could imagine how much a girl could have suffered after being captive for an unknown time inside a ship full of rude evil bodybuilder pirates… and the fact that Fred didn't show his face or body inevitably made them think that the aftermath of such abuses were beyond their imagination

A tragic situation that would cause pity, consideration and empathy in anyone who hadn't turned into a psychopathic monster devoid of human emotions.

A set of very human emotions that Fred carefully induced in them.

"Yes, she needs it, but...

She has asked me before passing out not let anyone else see her in this state..." Fred answered as he formed a small barrier with his hair to prevent anyone from approaching Robin "I'll take care of her injuries for now until she wants to be seen by more people.

Obviously this was all a lie, but it was a necessary lie to prevent them from recognizing the girl with a 79 million bounty on her head. It wasn't 100% likely that they would recognize her since she appears in the reward poster with her eight years photo while she was fifteen now, but Fred didn't want to take unnecessary risks, even if he had to spout less-than-convincing lies.

"Ah yes... after this massacre I almost forgot that you're a doctor...

OK...

If you need anything, you just have to ask for it" Captain Murphy replied, who had complete and absolute trust in Fred, whether it was to kill villains or to save innocents.

However, not everyone had such blind trust in the young bounty hunter, especially in this situation

"This...

Captain... are you sure about this?

No matter how professional he is, he's still a man taking care of a girl who has surely suffered countless sexual abuse from men.

I'm sure she will have some trauma

Also, you saw Fred's face when the girls complimented him… I'm sure that he..." The nurse whispered into the captain's ear, voicing her more than understandable doubts as softly as she could to avoid being overheard by Fred and offend him

"..."

A futile attempt, since Fred's super hearing was able to hear her extremely clearly. But despite feeling somewhat offended, Fred tried to turn a deaf ear to those accusations that he minimally expected to receive given the multiple holes in his improvised plan.

Even so, crying inside he continued with the next point, reaching the room while Captain Murphy tried to convince the medical team and womens

And on his way to the room Fred found an unexpectedly large lump on the floor...

"One bear... two bears... three...

Zzzz...

zzzz..."

A lump formed by the union of loli Perona, Captain Mcnugget and six panda bears, who slept peacefully hugging and covering each other in a visual spectacle so extremely lovely that Fred was forced to exclaim

"Oohhh...

How cute..."

And although he tried to correct this small slip that opened a small gap in his facade of a serious, hard and imperturbable dude…

"This...

Except your Captain Mcnugget, you should be standing guard..."

He unintentionally managed to reassure the female medical team, who were able to see a more cute and empathetic facet in the bloodthirsty pirate exterminator

At least cute enough for them to leave Captain Murphy alone, giving him the opportunity to talk to Fred again "The girl wanted to wait for you to come back, but...

As you can see they all fell asleep and to be honest we were afraid to wake her up

We don't want another of her tantrums."

"Understandable" Fred answered as he carefully carried Perona in his free arm and the animals with his hair "Could you send her luggage to my room?

I'll make sure she doesn't cause trouble again."

"Yes sir" Captain Muphy replied with great admiration and respect for Fred "You have saved us again"

The captain couldn't take his eyes off the amazing young man who solved all the big problems they faced in his place tonight.

Beating down the pirates, keeping the ship from taking any damage, disciplining the security team, making sure that the pirate group that attacked them disappeared completely... and now take care of a patient that they would have to take care, but they wouldn't want to t because she hadn't paid the ticket and also take care of a problematic girl with strange powers that only he could face

Undoubtedly an extremely respectable man and his lifeline tonight. 

But once again part of the crew didn't see the guy who was carrying two unconscious girls in each arm to a soundproof room in the same way.

"Captain...

I insist...

Are you sure of this?"

"A grown powerful man with two unconscious girls in Raymon's room... none of this is a good sign..."

"Besides, one is very underage and another may be too...

I don't want to think that Fred is one of those, but…"

But this time Fred couldn't turn a deaf ear to those increasingly hurtful whispers "SHUT UP!

I AM ALSO UNDERAGE!!

AND I'M NOT GOING TO DO THOSE THINGS TO THEM!

STOP ACCUSING ME OF SUCH SERIOUS CRIMES!

YOU'RE GOING TO DAMAGE MY IMPECCABLE REPUTATION WITH YOUR DIRTY MIND!" 

"Oops... that's true... we almost forgot that he's a minor..." All the crew said at the same time, although now they were even more suspicious when they discovered that Fred could be a horny teenager 

Fortunately all this noise didn't wake up loli Perona or the pandas...

"Zzzzz..."

But they did it with Captain Mcnugget!

"..."

Who automatically went back to sleep...

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