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How can you reincarnate someone who somehow 'survives' the most proven reincarnation scenarios, like truck accidents and dying from disease? Either way, Satan won't give up so fast "if we can't kill him in real life, then let's just kill him ingame" Gens' fate and future seems to be sealed after all, or is it? (Discontinued, maybe I'll go to it back later, cause I feel like the world is interesting but I have a way more interesting world in mind rn)
"Oh, and the other day I got a weird message from somebody calling himself Sa-Tan, does he mean Satan or what? The guy was really rude so I told him to shut up, you really have to see our chat.", I fumble around in my pocket, searching for my phone.
Sa-Tan (13:12): [Hey u there? So err, u'll die tomorrow. Yeah, bb.]
Sa-Tan (13:12): [Almost forgot, u'll be reincarnated.]
Sa-Tan (13:13): [Are you already dead or why won't you answer? That's kinda rude, only doing this stuff because this idiot of an employee messed up!]
Sa-Tan (13:15): [Hey filthy mortal, can you answer me, look I am the unholy emperor of hell and I don't have the entire day just to message you!]
Gen (13:20): [Who the f-]
Gen (13:20): [Nevermind, can u please SHUT UP, I am in class]
Gen (13:21): [or I'll block ya]
Sa-Tan (13:14): [...ok]
Sa-Tan (13:15): [sry]
User Gen has blocked this chat;
"See? This guy has a few screws loose, right?", I ask my bro, his full name is Sid Echar we're friends since... like forever.
"Sh*t this guy is mental", Sid laughs so hard he's almost stumbling, "He seriously thinks he's Satan? Da f*ck?"
We're on our way to the biggest Game-Center in Hazard-City, its name? GOS. "I can't believe he hasn't been picked up by the mental scanners yet! He should have been sent to a clinic already!", Sid shakes his head.
I live at the place of my Aunt, I just call her Auntie we're not blood relatives, her name's Gabi. She is in her sixties but looks like she's in her late teens, I know there are some people who seemingly do not age, but this is just ridiculous! I personally think she is some sort of immortal being, but that's just my theory. My life, in general, is sometimes pretty weird, like this chat I had with self-proclaimed Satan.
"Anyway, have you heard that they have recently released the first deep dive VR pod and they even have a few of them at GOS!", Sid remembers excited, "We have to try them out!".
"Yeah I heard, also heard they can get pretty expensive, the last one at GOS has to pay", I shout as I already start rushing towards GOS. "Hey not fair!", Sid tries to catch up, I run even faster to keep my head start.
He's almost catching up to me, but then I get a genius idea to run across the road. Running in the middle of the road, all of a sudden I hear a loud *heeeeeeuuoop*, the sound from an electrical truck horn! The truck has appeared out of nowhere and is about to crash into me with 50km/h in a 30km/h max zone! In my panic, I stumble and land face-first on the road. At this moment, I have already given up on life... 'Bye'.
