My Roguelike RPG System

Noah was a fat slob that died in the most humiliating way possible: slipping in a bathtub and drowning in inch deep water. However there was more to life than what Noah expected. Noah was reincarnated into the mysterious world of Alaris, a land of might and magic, dominated by giant beasts and creatures, where humanity was not the dominant species, where safety outside their thick stone walls was not guaranteed. Noah was excited- Perhaps he was chosen to be the legendary reincarnated hero that will save humanity from peril! To his utter dismay, the person he snatched the body from was Noah Bevier, a useless scion from a dying noble household, who was more concerned with which brothel he would next visit than the coin he had in his pocket. Despite being constantly reminded of his incompetence and the size of his... little brother, Noah was determined to live out the remainder of his life peacefully. However not long after, he is ambushed by assassins that were out to kill him. In his moment of peril, he suddenly awakened his system, the [Roguelike RPG System]... Join Noah and his wacky system on his journey through Alaris and beyond...