Me & Roboco: Legends KNEEver Die

Gorilla Gachi stood in the middle of the sidewalk staring through the dense rainfall ahead. The rain caused the sky to seem dark and moody, and therefore shone on the entire town, giving it a very grayscale appearance. 

" The ook' am I doing..?" Gorilla said, his deep voice barely a rumble in his throat. 

The expression on his face made it clear this was not just a 'whoops I forgot what I am doing!' moment, but instead a more existential one. He had dawned his usual casual, yet colorful t-shirt, for a black one…

"And you can tell he is being emo!" Comes Roboco's heartwarming voice. Roboco appears as if breaking through the computer screen you are reading this on, and walks over to Bondo. 

Roboco pauses for one second…and then

WHAM! 

"I just kicked you with my knee! That should definitely stop you from being emo! Didn't you realize that this is ME AND ROBOCO which is a COMEDY manga! We are not a dark manga like Death Note!!! I am better than that!" Roboco cheered seemingly to herself and struck a funny pose. However….

WHAM!!

Enter Bondo Taira! And he kicks Roboc with another mighty kick in the knees! "ROBOCO YOU CAN'T JUST KICK GORILLA LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! HE'S OBVIOUSLY VERY SAD! The best way to make him feel better is not to kick him! Please apologize!" 

Roboco slowly walked to Gorilla who looked obviously very sad, his face cloaked in shadows. Roboco hesitates, Gorilla could be very angry!

Roboco said sort of sheepishly, "Maybe he is already happy?"

"NO! NO HE IS DEFINITELY NOT!!!!!!!" Bondo says looking at hunched over shadow Gorilla. 

Roboco slowly taps Gorilla on the shoulder…

Roboco slowly: Sorry Gorilla…

But then…

Gorilla: I'M OOKIN' HAPPY NOW!!!!!!

The shadows clear across his face and now he is happy! He has two thumbs ups and everything!! 

Roboco says a mix of 'phew' and 'I knew it.' 

But Bondo is still standing there… the rain drenches down his face, he is very very confused...but because he is confused his face is cloaked in shadows, and to Roboco and Gorilla…..he looks depressed and emo! 

Gorilla quickly runs up to Bondo, "Bondo! Bondo! Oh no, Roboco! He's depressed!"

Roboco smiles to show her sparkly teeth, "I know just the thing!!!!!" 

And then Bondo clues in, he stops being confused and instead, he is just running for his life!!!

Roboco starts to chase him, her running is very fast but Bondo's running is fueled by fear for his life so he goes extra fast. 

Gorilla slowly jogs after them, he doesn't want to be left in the dust, but is not that fast a runner. 

Roboco chasing Bondo zooms extremely fast down all the streets in the town!

Motsuo walks out of a convenience store a bit on the horizon, and comes out eating a snack…and then ZOOM!

A tornado ... .a whirlwind...Roboco and Bando? They zoom by super fast! 

Motsuo pauses, his snack only centimeters away… "What is that…why are they so fast?"

Gorilla jogged up. "It's a…long story."

"Well as I can tell, Roboco is chasing Bondo to…kick him?" Motsuo said, a look of confusion on his face.

Gorilla: "Yeah…"

Mostuo and Gorilla stood by the convenience store watching as Roboco and Bondo ran after each other in circles. Motsuo soundlessly gives Gorilla a bite of his snack. A bonding of the weirdness of Roboco and Bondo! 

The next day

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Now you may be wondering… sooo we have the main gang but where is Madoka??!! The lovable shogi-master!! 

Well currently she should be eating lunch….

Zooms into the restaurant where Madoka's friends are and they are eating their lunch. However…there is NO Madoka!!??

And it looks as if…they are all looking up at the clouds? Suppose they could be looking at a bird or a plane? Perhaps a rainbow or a hot air balloon? 

Wait…that is not anything like that, that is a person flying in the sky? Am I going crazy? No, that is definitely a person flying through the clouds with a red superhero cape! And not just anyone… It's Madoka! She is becoming Superman! 

However, when one looks closer she is not just flying…

Bondo: "She is playing Shogi while in the air! How is this happening?! You have to pick one genre to have, Madoka! You can't have an epic shogi face-off while flying like a superhero!"

Bondo pointed up at Madoka, who now had a funny expression on her face because she was so focused on her Shogi match…against a...BIRD?!

Bondo is yelling, "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!! THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS IMAGE!!! MADOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

However, Madoka is still in the sky so cannot hear at all, she is busy flying and playing Shogi with the bird. 

Bondo turns around to Roboco who is eating a banana, "Roboco, what is going on with Madoka??"

However, no longer is Roboco eating a banana…she is now…SEETHING IN ANGER?!

Roboco, "Your right…. It doesn't make sense…"

Bondo nods, he is proud of Roboco for actually understanding how little sense Madoka is making….but then-

Roboco: IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHY I'M NOT THE ONE FLYING WHILE PLAYING SHOGI!!" Then suddenly Roboco looks over at Bondo, "Bondo. I am going to fly and play shogi. You will be my opponent!!" 

Bondo tries his very best to explain how he cannot possibly begin to fly and play shogi while in the air, but Roboco will hear none of it!

Roboco turns on her propellers and grabs Bondo, Bondo is screaming things like: "Whaaaat are you doing Roboco!!!!!??????? I can't fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

TO BE CONTINUED