In Danmachi With the Powers of the Grizzly Sin

I stood there in confusion, many thoughts ran through my head at lightning speed.

Where am I?

What's happening?

Why is that Loli in a Judge outfit?

That last one was the most pressing to me.

I stood there looking up at a podium, a little girl floated behind it, she wore a judges uniform and even had a gavel in her hand.

After a few moments, she spoke.

She soft voice was soothing and was barely louder than a whisper.

"Haru, you stand trial for saving a little girl from her fated death, how do you plead?"

"... I guess I plead guilty"

Then there was a cacophony of loud whispers around me, each voice was separate but at the same time was blended.

"Silence in the jury!" the little girl yelled.

The whispers stopped.

"Haru, this is no laughing matter, you have altered the course of fate, and have in the course of you actions stopped the fated deaths of millions of other people... You also stand caused by dying before your own fated time, so I'll ask you one more time, How do you plead"

"I'll answer if you answer me?"

"I will allow it, this time"

"why are you a Loli?"

The whispers appeared again, this time they were angry and sounded as if they were spitting poison in my direction.

But that wasn't the weirdest thing.

She was Laughing.

The Loli Judge was Laughing?!

She laughed for ages, and when she stopped she had tears coming out of her eyes.

She suddenly waved her hand and everything went white and quiet.

Only she and I remained.

5e loli judge now was no longer a judge, she was now just a loli in a white dress.

"you know, not everyone has he guts to point out my physical appearance, but you... Hehehe, you certainly deserve your reward"

I was very confused with this sudden development and my mind was racing try to make sense of hi situation that I was in.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, that's right, I never explained everything to you, Ok so this might come as a shock to you, but... You dead"

'No Shit' I whispered to my self in my head

"your also in limbo, the place where all souls go, my Name is Kishera and I am a Demi-God, I'm in charge of all the souls that come through this part of Limbo, and by this part, I mean the part where all the Anime Lovers go"

"....what am I doing here?, and you said earlier about a reward, what was with the judge uniform? and the Gavel and Why Are You A Loli?!" I said, frantically as I began to panic.

"Calm down, I can hear all your thoughts and your overwhelming me a little, just ask one question at a time and everything will be explained" Kishera said as she waved her hands and I found my self sitting in a chair across from her as she too sat down in a chair.

"Um... What is going on?" I asked

"I already said, your dead, next question"

"what was all that about earlier?" I asked

"That was just a joke, I thought it be funny" she admitted

"What did you mean when you said something about a reward?" I asked my last question, hoping to find out more about my

"I'm glad you asked, as a Soul that's life was ended before your time, you have been given a single wish to be granted in you next life, and you all earned a second wish for saving that little girl before you died, and lastly, I'm giving you an extra one because I'm just your friendly Patron Goddess of Anime, who shows favouritism towards her subjects" she answered with a smile.

Her words, no matter how weird, seemed true, so after a few more questions and a few more minutes of just talking, I had calmed down considerably.

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"Ok, tell me what you want for your wishes"

"um, what do you think I should wish for?"

"well I've never been asked that... Let me see, I'd wish for another chance in an anime world, with powers and weapons of famous anime characters, but that's just me"

"..."

"ok, I think I got it"

"I wish to be transmigrated into the DanMachi world, I also wish for the powers of King the Grizzly Sin of Sloth and I want a Spirit Spear, not Chastiefol or Basquias, but a new one and it has to be a growth Type Weapon"

My wishes were made with a selfish and foolish desire for amusement in mind. But I also just wanted to live a peaceful life, being a part of a Familia, diving into the dungeon, and occasionally killing a few monsters.

Kishera smiled at me with a wide and happy grin.

"well, seeing as you took my advice I'll send you off now, don't cause too much trouble, but don't cause too little, I'll be watching you, bye-bye~"

Then she clapped her hands together with the force of a bolt of lightning, and the sound of thunder.

There was this feeling quickly spreading through my mind, I had this feeling of cognitive dissonance and then I found my self standing in a completely different environment.

I blinked a few times, and then proceeded to throw up what ever was left in my stomach.