I have been reincarnated as a.... devil fruit?

have you ever feel like you have nothing? and I don't mean that metaphorically, I mean, literally.. nothing, usually one would feel his limbs, how his toes feel after a long day wearing a boots? or how the boiling water burn your hands? or even the burn freeze you get from eating ice cream on one go? well I can't say I missing this feeling exactly, but you got the point...

my name and backstory is irreverent,I mean who cares? it's not because I don't want to admit I died because touching the toaster with wet hand..not at all, how do I know I died? well I don't..., but either that explains the stats I'm in right now? or maybe I am in a coma? maybe I'm out of the matrix and broke the simulation!

anyhow, what ever my stats...it's not living...or is it? I hope someone play vsauce music! maybe I'm a plant? who knows how the plant feel..or even if it can feel at all... well if I am plant, I'm feeling bored.. take that vegans! plants have feeling too!

whatever the case, I have no idea how much time have passed, I'm surprised I didn't lose my sainty, in my bordrem, I count all the prime numbers like some priest, maybe that kept me from going crazy who knows

that helped keep my memory fresh and allowed me to remember my past life before death..or coma?

I also I want to say the scenery looked beautiful..but I would question my own intelligent since nothing is there, like literally nothing, one would think nothing is black..but even that is not here, the concept of sensing is illogical in this.. situation

how many years have past? is time even real here? ugh which prime number I stopped it? I have no idea.. yes! it was the 696969th! triple nice!

hmm? what that? I feel (and that's weird because I haven't felt something since ever) sick..like I have eaten shit..hmm? wait? I have taste buds? I can taste? i feel humidity in the air..I'm near the sea?

(first person off)

"what the hell is happening?!" he spoke to one in particular..huh? 'I can speak' , he opened his eyes to look around to see some kind of bitten fruit in his hand?

"swirl fruit.. taste like shit..oh my god..." he look around to see forest, he fellowed the humidity which he has no idea how he can do that and ran rather fast and in few seconds he reached the beach to see huge blue space, sea monster and kings entering and exiting frequently

"..S.H.I.T..". he muttered and so his reflection

"hmm..no so bad.. black hair and blue eyes..but no muscle.. wait..I looked fairly malnutrited" he look at the 12ish boy infront of him

"then why don't I have memori-" and as if the words were a trigger, a rush of memories entered his mind

...

WOT? and with a thought his body switched to his original form...

his human body grows from 5f to 7 ft transform into blackish blueish color, his grew 4 arms, now 6 arms filled with fur and claws formed on his hands, strong fangs on his mouth, his eyes were mixture of yellow and purple, holes, he looked like coming from a freak show

"what is this abomination?!" he looked at his reflection with wide eyes "...I'm half fishman half mink?! is that even possible?!" he moved his six arms in an unusual manner

"never mind that, I'm in freaking one piece..and on island in the middle of nowhere, I spent who knows years in the whatever death thing was.. weirdest part...it's not even normal reincarnation..I am not..this freak thing.. well I am now..but I wasn't before..I was the goddamn fruit..I am...the devil fruit" he put on his hand on his heart to feel the his/fruit presence there "..it's seems that indeed the devil fruit settles in the heart..but if I'm being technical..." he looked around and indeed.."I have 3 heart! and 2 of them are unoccupied! because I'm the fruit I can tell!...I can have two more devil fruits!" and continued "the one who eating the fruit doesn't know it's name..best example is Luffy..who had a mythical Zoan and the dumbass didn't know.." he shake his head and smiles "but that doesn't apply to me!" he focused and shape shifting to his human form "I am the mythical Zoan : high human!" he said with a glee, being the fruit, he knows he can unlock everything he is capable of, he just needs to make his mastery over it reach the pinnacle

and he got the memories of this body too, he is half octopus fishman and half black panther mink, extremely bizarre mixed up..but he knows why

"heh." he sneered "the shitty world government! my parents were slaves, and I was born from their union, the astronauts ugly bastards were bored and decided to interbreed species for shit and giggles, 90% died in miscarriages, but this body survive and I become the plaything of their offspring for 12 years!, thankfully, fisher tiger was around and 'I' ran using the chaos and ended up in the sea.. and because of my fishman anatomy helped me survive and reach this island where I eat the first thing which was this devil fruit"

he looked at the bited fruit in his hand and smiled wrly "sadly I lost my ability to swim..but at least I won't die of being out of breath, but thankfully, I have something with my abilities at high human that can move around it, so it's no biggie." he felt sad for the body, he doesn't even have a name, he was called "panthock" short of panther and octopus

"honestly, it not bad, maybe I will stay like this, panthock...or not depends of the acceptance" he smiled and and thought how is he going to move on with his life...