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I am Vardy

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Chapter 3: tender cheeks

Vardy didn't think it was important to play in this game. After all, his short-term goal was to complete the system's mission to the giants' youth training camp, but as he just got the system and his feet were tickling. He wanted to know what exactly was being transformed by the system.

Has he become a superman that the earth can't stand?

Of course, this was just his fantasy. He doesn't really think that the system will transform him into a superstar in one step. Otherwise, why would it release the task of joining the giant youth training camp, if he is already a big star, then why is there a need to go to the youth training camp?

"Jamie, look, that girl is so hot? The protruding front and back she must be very delicious in the bed!" David said droolingly.

Vardy sighed helplessly, why is there always a horny guy around each protagonist, is it specifically to highlight the calm and temperament of the protagonist?

"I don't know if she is good in bed, but I definitely know that if you go to talk now, you will definitely be beaten!"

Vardy gloated as he saw a muscular boyfriend with huge muscles beside the girl in David's mouth.

David's expression was also stagnant and looked depressed, as he wondered whether he was hit by his words, or was hit by the muscles of the majestic man beside the beauty.

"I will let her know that muscle does not mean everything, long-lasting is king!" David clenched his fists, solemnly sworn.

Vardy looked at David with contemptuous eyes, and struck mercilessly at the self-confidence of his friend: "Does the lasting meaning in your mouth mean a 3-second shot? even God will think that you are going crazy!"

David was so embarrassed, that he wished to dig a hole to bury himself, wrong; first he had to bury Vardy alive.

What with this man, can't he keep a secret? He was a bit impulsive. After all, it was his first time, and he didn't control it?

He was so angry that he looked at Vardy's eyes full of grievances, so much so that Vardy couldn't help but shudder.

While Vardy and David were arguing over persistent problems, the head coach suddenly turned back and shouted at the bench: "Jamie, go warm-up, and then quickly get on the court!"

Vardy was frightened by the sudden howl, and his eyes turned back to the court when he suddenly found that his opponent had scored again!

He smiled and shook his head. The strength of his team was too bad. The opponent was just an unknown amateur team. It could actually beat the Stocksbridge team.

But without any hesitation, Vardy jumped up from the bench and started jogging on the sidelines.

Haha, my turn is finally here!

Vardy just thought about it and said goodbye to the club immediately after this game, and then went to Manchester United youth training camp at the Carrington training base for tryouts.

As for why not Liverpool or Arsenal?

Vardy will tell you very seriously because Manchester City is closer...

In his view, in fact, there is no essential difference in the youth training camp of the three giants, or that he has no obvious likes and dislikes of the three giants.

Of course, his predecessor Vardy still has his favorite team. His favorite team is Sheffield Wednesday, but Sheffield Wednesday's youth training camp swept Vardy out early...

Now that he has changed places with Prince Vardy, so this memory has to Rest in Peace. But one day he will let Sheffield Wednesday regret their intestines, because they missed a superstar. Also missed the greatest star in the history of their club.

After warming up, in the encouraging eyes of his good friend David, Vardy came to the coach and listened to the teachings of this old man; it was a harmonious and peaceful scene.

It's a pity that this is just the picture that David made up when he warmed up. The actual scene was the head coach roaring in his ears: "In the front, defeat your opponent with a counterattack. Do you understand the damn it?"

Vardy felt that his eardrum was being destroyed by the roar of the head coach. He nodded subconsciously, but his eyes had already drifted to the field.

Although he felt nervous and was not even excited about these things, when he first walked onto the court, he became so excited that he couldn't hold himself, as if he felt he had the whole world.

Although he doesn't know if this is the persistent obsession of his predecessor Vardy or his desire for football.

But at this moment was a brand new beginning for Vardy.

Go! kid!

Your journey is the sea of stars!

...

At this time, a sloppy middle-aged man on the sidelines looked absently at Vardy, who walked into the stadium nervously. Yes, Vardy's excitement seemed no different from the panic in his eyes.

"Small size and poor psychological quality, although I do not know his basic technique, but such a stunned youth, even if young, has no signing value!"

Although casual, he still spoke a series of evaluations professionally from his mouth, which made him look very professional and pertinent.

This sloppy man is called Drake Langley, and is the youth training director at Manchester United's Carrington base; in fact, his job is to scout, and he is dedicated to the Red Devils' network talent.

In fact, at the level of Manchester United, naturally, they will not pay attention to the warm-up games of the two amateur league clubs. The real situation is that Langley is on vacation. His grandfather and grandmother who went to visit the children, so he came to see this game.

At the end of the first half, he wanted to leave because no player from both sides impressed him in the first half. The game was messy and disorderly, and the players were technically rough. In this game, no one except community fans were watching.

But it is also because of his professional quality, he endured the wish to quit and continue to watch the game; otherwise, he will miss the biggest discovery of his life.

At this time, Vardy entered the stadium, the opponent's players did not care about this small man; although 17-year-old Vardy has a height of more than 175 cm, in a group of strong men with muscle, he was like Snow White accompanied by the seven dwarfs.

"Oh, it seems that this team has already abandoned themselves, and actually sent a child!"

"Well, depending on his childish look, he may not even have grown his pubic hair!"

"Let's take care of them a little, don't play badly with this little kid!"

"Oh I like tender cheeks the most"

...

The opponent players watched Vardy and spoke unscrupulously with swearing words and did not shy away from saying homophobic things to him. That he heard clearly.

As a good young man, Vardy didn't say a sentence, but the anger on his face showed everything.