Guardian in Progress

" I'm a what ?!" I yelled in disbelief. How dare she do that, interfering with my life. Telling me what to do, what to become. "A guardian." My grandmother said. Looking right passed my soul. As if I'm gonna nod my head and say yes. As if ! What do I have to guard anyway ? I can't even guard me ! Now, she come here out of nowhere telling me to guard something, or someone. God, I have a dream job. Don't let me become a bodyguard, please. Now, wait... What is this the bloodsucker that they mention.... Sounds funny.