3. Buggy
Next morning i wake up having a great night. Its great having done something for the first time with a noble women. There is no chance for us on earth so its nice accomplishment. Even though i can't marry every beauty like giant sun immortal venerable i at least need to spend this years before cannon to the fullest.
Oh sorry, back to the topic. Today is 8th august 1503, the 3rd year of the G reat Age of Pirates. Kuina, Ace and Sabo should be around 1 yrs old now and Robin should be out on sea with a bounty around last year. Sanji should be around 5 months and zoro will be born around 3 months later .
Nah, thats just my rant the important thing is my boy Buggy is now 18 years old and he should be somewhere out here in the East Blue searching for treasures after declining Shanks to create a future yonko crew. I mean its great that he decline the offer, how can the great Buggy D. Clown work for the drunkard Akagami who only knows how to drink.
How can someone who spend more than 2/3 years in the Oro Jackson as Rogers Crew become a crew member of someone who force him to eat to eat the devil fruit and preventing him access to treasures hidden in the sea. Yeah, Akagami force him cause he is afraid Buggy will swim to Raftel to get the onepiece. As a part of Rogers crew they knew that to get to Raftel( laughtale) and enter the island you need to dive underwater and swim for 10 minutes and get to laughtale. Thats why it is the biggest joke of the century cause as most of the powerhouse like marines, WG, Yonko crew are DF eaters and it is necessary to swim to enter the island that is why it is called Laughtale. (yeah it is just bulshitting) So as he cannot have the treasure on Laughtale he decided to spend the rest of his life searching for treasures on the the 4 blue seas and the 2 half of the Grand line and beyond. But since he can't swim anymore he can only travel around with his pathetic strength as he can't use even haki as during his time in the Oro Jackson he only clean the cabin and search for treasures, and the DF that he eat he can only use it to split his leg, hands, etc and since his body strengh is weak, he can only defeat ordinary no name pirate.
So after his Captain Rogers execution, he decline Shanks invitation because he cant swim, he is weak, he can't protect himself, he will get notice by marine if he joint Shanks, and mainly because of eating the DF and losing his treasure map. So, he decided that he will spend his life as a no name pirate flashily and live his life searching for flashy treasures while inventing flashy bombs under the radar of the marines.
Back on the present, Buggy is on the sea travelling in the sea surrounding the oykot kingdom on a commercial boat. Since he has been living in the East Blue for around 3 years he has gotten use to the place and know the best place to search for treasure is among the rich commercial ship. Even now he is present in one of the cabin looking around just like nami did when she steals treasures, but according to Buggy he is not trying to steal treasures but looking for treasures among the people on the boat as he needed a ship to start his pirate crew to search for treasures.
As he was looking around the deck to search a way to enter the room, he hears someone shout "hey what are you doing?" our lord buggy who hears the shout was startled to jump (sorry for bad english i dont know the word to describe it 😅😅) from the deck and he falls directly on the water. On the deck someone saw Buggy struggling to survive on the water decided on the sea and pulls him out on the sea.
Our captain Buggy who drown after falling on the sea opens his eyes after sometime and get a severe headache and pass out. After sometime Buggy wakes up and begins to hear a weird voice in his head
[ System begins initializing... Please wait a moment for the process to finiah 0%..21%.. 49%.. 79%..97%..100%.. system initializing complete]
Buggy: Naniiii? Nanda koree??
[ Host needs to speak properly, i don't understand japa. cough cough what you are saying]
Buggy: what? who are you? why are you speaking in my mind?
[Host calm down, i am a system who is send by the almighty auth cough i mean God to be your guide to power? i am inside you so you can talk to me in your mind, if you shout people will think you are a fool]
Buggy: So i can talk to you in my mind.. system? what is that? you said you will help me, so can you help me search for treasures?
[ Host yes i am a system that can help you to become stronger. I cannot help by giving you gold but i can help you become strong enought to do as you want in the world]
Buggy: Oh great giyehahahaa i am going to get all the treasures giyehahahahaha, why did i get this system anyway, and what is the use of the system?
[ Host you get the system from God because God wants you to be flashily powerful and to entertain him.. It means you have to become strong and entertain him. To become strong you just need to perform missions and purchase things from the system store using the reward to become powerful.. quick WARNING host Don't ever try to speak about the existence of the system or the system will self explode and kill you right away before you do]
Buggy: Nannii.. So i will keep shut about the system, So what do i need to do to perform missions.
[Host just need to shout, Status, Mission, Shop and you can see them.. for now i will show you your status]
[Name : Buggy D. Clown ]
[Age :18 ]
[Height: 6'3 feet]
[DF: Chop-chop fruit]
[ D.F mastery: low beginner level ]
[Haki:none]
[Weapons: DF power, throwing knives, Buggy ball]
[Bounty : 0 B]
[ strength: east blue normal pirate]
Buggy: Whatt, why is my name like that and also why is my strength so low.
[ God decided to name you like this so you can only name yourself like this.. and yeah your strength is so low, you need to perform missions]
(now i have S.P generator)
Buggy: ok? show me the missions.
[ Mission 1. Go to the main deck and shout "I am the great Buggy D. Clown"
Reward:100 S.p
Mission 2. Do saitam workout for 1 month
Reward : 3000 S. P ( can be done repeatedly)
Mission 3. Gather a crew of 50 people
Reward : 10000 S.P ( bonus S.P according to the strength of the crew mwmbers)
Mission 4: change costume to ( image)
Reward: 500 S.P
Mission 5: Gain bounty
1m beries - 1000 S.P
2m berries - 2000 S.P
4m berries- 3000 S.p more>
Mission 6: kill pirate ( same as reward gain from bounty)
Mission 7 : kill marine ( according to rank more>)
Mission 8: loot the corrupt nobles and convert to S.P (1m beries= 100 S.P)
More missions> ]
Buggy : Nanda kore? Bastard system are you trying to cheat me and you want me to always dress in this costume
[ Host should check out the shop]
Buggy: Then show me the shop, there is something flashy right
[ Shop
Skills
1. Basic Armament and observasion Haki
Price: 100k S.P
2. Basic introduction to marine rokushiki
Price : 80k S.P
3. Basic Navigation skills
Price: 100 S.P (90% off)
4. Basic survival skills 2000 S.P
5. more>
Items
1.Ships
Normal Pirate ship : 15k more>
2. Katana more>
3. Gun more>
4. Sea stone more>]
Buggy : whatt , you sell haki, combat skills, even ships and guns.. but the price are too much
[ Host can search treasures or rob them from the rich and convert it to S.P. and host get 3000 S. P as a beginner gift pack ]
Buggy: wei wei you just want me to be your money maker, but i can try it out as i can spend the gift to try out. Lets see system buy the navigation and survival skills for me
[Ding done]
As soon as buggy heard the sound he felt a headache but it is not as severe as the one from before.. His mind is filled with basic survival skills like how to skin an animal, how to clean dirty water etc and how to navigate like searching direction, calculating wind speed etc
After the process is done Buggy is soon filled with ectasy zieehahaha, he will have a chance to surpass akagami and make a name for himself in the seas, all he need to do is get money and maybe do that saitama workout.. now lets finish mission 1 and buggy decided to go to the main deck of the ship and shouts " I am going to be the great Captain Buggy nah I AM GONNA BE THE MOST POWERFUL BUGGY D. CLOWN ZIEEHAHAHA "
As the people in the deck are looking at my newly created cash and S.P generator and soon to be the most powerful clown ( yeah he gonna steal the Joker title) i continued to look at him in my HOME from my newly bought 25m2 screen T.V ( dao of bulshitting) while thinking about how i am going to spend the night and with whom? I will spend the next few years here looking at the sub-system users and i will try my best not to change the plot unless its neccessary to get what i want? Yeah fuck the plot i will get what i want