Deimos Sand of house Dayne

Waking up after a night of drinking...of "heavy" drinking is never a pleasant way to start a day but then again everyone expects that hangovers a bitch.

it feels like im dead...

"Well, you are dead" said a voice from far away.

"oh, so i managed to pull it off then?"

"Boy, thats not something to be proud of" said the voice.

"Meh. don't really mind"

i can hear the voice grumble about something, sounds of disappointment i think.

"I'll make this quick, you're a certain lucky soul, whatever you think of right now means nothing in all of creation but soon you're going to be one lucky soul to be like me"

"Erm. you mean a god"

"An admin is more appropriate but here's the deal my good friend, or atleast we'll be in, let's say a couple of millennia, but admins are generous so we'll take this slow you'll reincarnate"

at this point in time i dont know if i want to live again

"Oh dont be like that, you're supposed to be a soul comparable to a god actually, we are gods. I'll give you 3 wishes of any kind then you'll reincarnate sound fair?"

ohhh so this is "that" kind of reincarnation. I wonder what the limits are?

"None"

"Pardon?"

"There are no limits but i would advice to not go all out in terms of power reincarnation is supposed to teach you life among mortals and play god, and yes you'll be most definitely be playing god its the purpose of this reincarnation, to teach fledgling gods like you but of course you can choose to not heed my advice. it's free real estate"

I somewhat feel like this guys just as old as me. Or at least as old as i was. I suppose this being a "god" thing might be fun with powers and all.

"Uh. admin?"

"Yes?"

"Do i need to follow some sort of moral compass in whatever world you're putting me up with?"

"YAY, YOU'RE MOST DEFINITELY GOING TO BE MY FRIEND. To answer you're question... You're a god" the voice all but said those last words with all ominous intent.

As per my wishes i have a goood idea of what im gonna ask.

"So i take it that i can do anything then. Lets hurry then ive made up my mind.

"Great! so what will it be then my divine friend?"

"Uchiha blood, with hopes of having sharingan automatically"

"Granted!" said the overenthusiastic admin

"My character in skyrim, understanding all magics including the skills of my character"

"Uhh. Sooo lvl100 on all skills?"

"You bet" said by yours truly with all smiles.

"Granted! A little too powerful though, Dovakhiin's basically a demigod plus the real conversion of what lvl100 skills are like in real world but thats fine, so the last?"

"Devil May cry 5's Dantes version"

A long pregnant pause which i thought span millennia then a great big bang to which i think was admins voice could be heard booming across.

"I JUST ADVICED YOU ON NOT GOING ALL GOD MODE AND YOU ASK FOR ROYAL GUARD?"

"Hehehe i mean i might as well right? Sin devil trigger Dante is cool"

"Uhh fine. But remember you're here to play god among mortals you have to learn everything that means to be a god and mortal so youll have to experiance quite a lot you'll have to probably not have all the powers you have yet, anyway i wish you good luck on you're journey" And with that things start glowing in this... void ? Wait what'd he say?

"Wait! you haven't told me where im going yet!?"

"ASOIAF"And the scene started to shift

"What!? NooOoOooOo"