Muzan never thought anyone but him could consume the Blue Spider Lily and get its powers without suffering the horrific side effects. Well, surprise, surprise—someone did. That someone? Me. Where should I even start my story? Hmm… you know what? Screw the dramatic buildup. You’re going to find out everything anyway as you keep reading this. The important thing is: I didn’t just consume the Blue Spider Lily—I went above and beyond. I didn’t just become a demon. Oh no, I evolved into something far better. A dragon. Think of a demon, but without any of the pesky drawbacks—like sunlight allergies or existential crises about eating people. Add in some extra powers, and you’ve got me. Call it an upgrade. Premium version. Limited edition. Now, here’s the kicker: I wasn’t always the majestic being you see (or imagine) before you. Once upon a time, I was just a developing fetus, working hard to create this amazing body. Then some fat otaku’s soul came along, thinking he could hijack my masterpiece. Can you believe the audacity? Obviously, I wasn’t having that nonsense. So, I did what any self-respecting future dragon would do—I annihilated his soul. Poof. Gone. But I kept his memories because, hey, free intel. And that’s when I found out I’m in an anime. Not just any anime. Demon Slayer. How do I know? Well, for starters, when I was still a kid, I ran into that six-eyed emo brother of Yoriichi. The guy was practically radiating envy, which really sold the whole "jealous younger sibling" vibe. But let’s not get sidetracked. Here’s the deal: if you’re here looking for something fresh, something that feels like Demon Slayer but takes it to a whole new level of chaos and creativity, then stick around. This is my story. And trust me, comrades, it’s one hell of a ride. I’ll be waiting.