A Gaming System

"I was but a normal kid, My only hobby, playing video games and reading novels..." "I lived my life like a normal kid, my name is Yan Long, Yan as the burning flames of heaven and Long as the dragons of the soaring peak." "I have a very arrogant name, but why do I look stupid, I couldn't even confess to my lovely crushes, all thirty-eight of them turned me down immediately as soon as they saw me, I didn't even have to say a single word! G*DAMIT!" But then, I died, all of them came to my funeral, I was so happy, but then, it only lasted for a few moments as the only thing they came for are my mother's home-cooked Shanghai Rolls! These shameless b*st*rds!" "Hmm? What is it? How did I die? Well... I felt that I will only be a forever alone person and decided to go to a brothel, then, as I was too excited, my heart had beaten so fast that I died..." "Don't you ever criticize how I died! You don't know what it feels to be a loner! Wuhuhu" "Wait, you do? Comrade, definitely."