Sebastian was so confused that he had an eyebrow raised. "First, who is Christopher?! Second, valuables? What fell out of there were numbered Valentine's Jiffs! Were you secretly a stalker-creep all along?! Third, how'd you manage to drag a gold-silver-diamond embroidered wardrobe all the way out to your – AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME TO THIS COTTAGE IN YOUR CARRIAGE INSTEAD OF MAKING ME WALK THROUGH THE FOREST! I GOT AT LEAST THIRTY SCRATCHES! Plus, how'd she just not notice that it went missing! And, what were you doing at her castle at nighttime!?"