Chapter 147: Problem!

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Where was the 'How to be a parent' guide when you need it?

"Oh, it's fine. I've already found the solution. I've my undead. Some of them are beautiful women. Particularly Bellatrix. You need not to worry about my Lustful trait. I've, well, I will have everything under control soon." Harry whispered through his hands which still covered his face.

"Absolutely not!" Lily sprang up from her seat and slammed her hands on the table, making the plates clatter noisily. "I won't have you romping with dead bodies. Are you out of your mind? How can you even think that fucking dead bodies is okay?"

"They aren't exactly dead bodies though. They've some sort of low sentience and are alive in some sense. And honestly, they're warm and soft like a normal person. They've all that I need. So, it's fine. They're usable enough." Harry pondered out loud, placing his hands back on the table and meeting his mother's affronted gaze.

"Dead bodies are dead bodies! It doesn't matter even if they haven't deteriorated a little after their death. No son of mine will develop the unnatural fetish of necrophilia." Lily yelled, losing her cool. She couldn't comprehend how Harry was able to say all these with a straight face.

"Then what do you want me to do? I have to fuck before midnight, and I'm not seeing any alive women lining in a queue to get shagged by me. Maybe you can ask Sirius. He must know about some brothel where they wouldn't mind letting an underage thirteen-year old in." He said sarcastically, getting irritated by her constant complaints.

Before they could go back to arguing, Iris loudly grumbled. "Both of you, shut up! Mum, don't worry. Harry will not have sex with his undead. He'll have sex with me. Only me. It's fine, really. We both like each other in that way and our bodies have matured enough for it. We were planning on having sex in near future. I won't mind cutting the chase and doing it tonight. He's my brother after all. My twin. I'll offer him relief as is my duty and my desire."

Harry groaned in displeasure, that was supposed to be a fucking secret!

Lily sat back in shock, slumping in her chair and darting her eyes between them. Dozens of seconds trickled by as she kept staring at them.

Sad and solemn she was when she spoke again, "I see. I'd always feared that you two might get too close than is allowed. It seems my fears have come true. I've to be strict now and set up some rules. Iris, you aren't allowed to be with Harry in the same room without me present. I can't trust you both to control yourselves around each other."

Iris gasped at the drastic measure, seeing a different side of her mother. All their life, Lily Potter had been a kind and gentle mother, rarely saying no to them, rarely denying them anything.

The woman in front of them seemed like a whole new person.

Harry whispered dangerously, his eyes gleamed maliciously. "Are you threatening to separate Iris from me, mother? My twin sister from me? My best friend?"

Both Iris and Lily could feel the temperature drop and the thick air of violence clouding around him.

But Lily too was stubborn and unafraid. And the surety that her son would never hurt her, no matter how angry he was, also gave her plenty of courage. 

"Yes. I am. It's not even a threat. It's a vow. I'll be keeping an eye on you and stop you from committing irrevocable mistakes which will cause you regret in a decade."

"Mum, please don't do this. Why can't you support us? What's wrong with us loving each other?" Iris begged, trying to mediate between her mother and brother, trying to prevent the delicate situation from taking a nosedive.

"It's bloody incest. That's what it is. It is wrong!" Lily threw her hands up, not even understanding why her daughter was asking that silly question. Couldn't they see how wrong and unnatural their wish was?

Before Iris could defend her case, Harry spoke up after his sullen silence. He was calm and composed again. "Mum, let's talk rationally, okay? Tell me the reasons why Iris and I can't be together, and it cannot be the stupid 'It is wrong' argument. Give me some valid reasons for your outbursts."

"Others won't accept your relationship. The world will scorn you and isolate you. You'll be social pariahs" Lily said angrily, trying to keep her voice down but failing.

"We don't care. We'll try to keep our relationship secret. And even when the world finds out and scorns us, we wouldn't care. We're not exactly people-pleasers, are we? We are murderers and killers. They can go fuck themselves for all I care, I'm not following some rules made by the prude masses who can't mind their own business. Why should they care who I sleep with? Next argument?"

"There's no future for your relationship. You can't ever marry each other. You can't even make a proper family since your children will most of the time die in childbirth or come out defective." Lily snapped, his cool smug tone only inflaming her rage.

"We won't marry then. Who cares if we are married or not! We just want to be together. As for the matter of children, it's fine, we don't want them and even if we do for some odd reason, we can just adopt or something. There are millions of orphans who wouldn't mind getting adopted. So there goes your another argument. Next?" Harry shot back.

"You're just children! You don't know what you'll want in your future! So just shut up and listen to your mother." Lily gave up on arguing and just straight up used her 'I am parent' card.

And that almost never worked against teenagers.

It didn't work now.

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