Old Man Wen Yi's Dangerous Life

The group walked into Red Cloud City under the lead of the Captain of the Guards. His name was Wen Yi. He brought the Heavenly Sword Sect disciples to their designated residence, showing them the various facilities on the way.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu were walking together under the scrutinizing gaze of Long Zi. They looked around and Jin Wu shook his head, sighing "Really unfortunate…" Mu Yu nodded and whispered, "They don't even know what Jade Willow Phones are here…"

Wen Yi's lips twitched and he glanced behind him at the duo. Jin Wu scratched his cheek and smiled, "I have an extra one, how about it?" as he handed over a brand new Jade Willow Phone, still in its box.

Yes, of course they came in a box!

It was a wood box with a hole in the middle, a thin piece of Jade acting as glass.

Wen Yi looked at the phone in the box, confused, what the hell was this thing? Jin Wu explained, "Okay so, you're going to have to set up an account…" they sat down at the entrance of the residence while Jin Wu explained the whole process.

The girl from before looked at Jin Wu thoughtfully while Mu Yu felt her hairs stand on end, no way! This girl wants to eat from both plates?!

The Girl looked at Jin Wu, remarking softly, "You seem to know a lot about these artifacts, Junior brother." Jin Wu waved, replying "No shit! I made them." before continuing "So after you've completed your account…"

The Girl froze and her eyes widened, staring at Jin Wu, half believing and half disbelieving. She only half believed him because he spouted all sorts of technical knowledge that she couldn't even understand.

You have to know, this girl was the Legendary Fairy of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Yu Linling!

…

Anyway!

As Yu Linling was in her own world of Mt. Tao shattering and the Heaven and Earth being overturned, etc. Jin Wu helped Wen Yi start up his Phone.

Wen Yi scratched his head in confusion, Jin Wu clicked his tongue "Alright, grandpa! Are you a cultivator or a geriatric patient? It's simple! You see that green circle? The one with the Leaf. Yeah, that's how you text your friends. You can send pictures and messages…"

After a lengthy speech, Wen Yi was amazed, "Who made this?! Which senior?" Jin Wu's lips twitched, "It was me! ME!" Wen Yi ignored him, looking around as he asked, "Is he here? I want to order 1000 of them."

Jin Wu was dumbfounded, these damn people! You tell them the truth and they don't believe it, but when you lie they eat it up!

Jin Wu nearly beat Wen Yi to death, saying angrily "Go to Golden Willow City! Idiot! Loser! Scumbag!" Wen Yi's eyes lit up, "You have these in Golden Willow City? Little brother, do you have another one for my wife?"

Jin Wu's lips twitched and he snorted, "Say 'You're the most handsome, Jin Wu. Nobody compares to you.' and I'll give you another one." Wen Yi's face was black. Mu Yu burst out laughing, covering her mouth quickly as Long Zi shook his head.

As for the rest, only Yu Linling was still there, her world collapsing from the inside.

Wen Yi glared at Jin Wu, "You won't shed te-" Jin Wu cut him off, "Yeah, yeah! Won't shed tears till I see the coffin. I know your idioms, hurry up and say it or you're sleeping on the couch tonight!" Wen Yi's entire body shivered in anger as Jin Wu leaned back, crossing his legs, grinning "A word of advice. If you show your wife your phone, don't say I didn't warn you. One Phone can only hold one account permanently, you can't share."

Wen Yi froze and turned pale!

Oh no!

He was doomed!

If he didn't get another Phone for his fashionable and cute wife, he was done for! That damn neighbor kept stealing glances at his wife and she constantly complained to him. He couldn't listen to her pleads and go kill him, but it was expected that if he couldn't get her a phone this time, it would be the last straw!

Maybe she would run away with that bastard!

Nono, how can this be?

First thing Wen Yi was going to do when he got back was murder that bastard neighbor.

In essence, the life of the Captain of the City Guards was really turbulent! Full of dangers.

Wen Yi grit his teeth and said "You're the most handsom-" Jin Wu waved quickly, getting goosebumps, "I was kidding! Oh my god! Gross! I like lively women, okay?!" he threw another phone, waving at Wen Yi, shivering "Get out! Maniac!"

Wen Yi froze as the phone hit his face, falling to the ground.

It… was a joke?

Wen Yi felt an overwhelming urge to add another body to his murder list… Jin Wu caught the phone before it fell to the ground, holding it up, saying "Grandpa, you dropped this. Is your alzheimers acting up again?" Wen Yi snapped back to life and took the phone, secretly striking Jin Wu's name off the list.

He just caught the phone for him, he could live for now…

Jin Wu sighed and scratched his cheek, "What's with people nowadays? Not even a thank you…" Mu Yu giggled as Long Zi shook his head, Wen Yi nearly tripped as he left, hearing Jin Wu's complaint.

He quickly walked away to save his wife from that bastard neighbor's clutches.

In reality… The neighbor was really trying to seduce Wen Yi's wife, but she was ready to kill him herself! She used to be a Gold Masked Assassin but has since settled down, falling in love with Wen Yi.

Truly… Captain Wen Yi's life… Full of waves…

Back to the Inn~

Long Zi smiled and said "Want to explore the city?" Jin Wu turned to him and asked, "Do we have our rooms, yet?" Long Zi nodded and added, "The main body is already cultivating inside." Jin Wu sighed, "Bro, you and me are really on the same wavelength!"

Mu Yu sneered at him, "Hurry up! We're both waiting for you." Jin Wu looked at her, stunned, "You already did the same?!" Mu Yu rolled her eyes, "I did it first, by the way!" Jin Wu rolled his eyes back at her, walking away "Alright, alright…"

Jin Wu got to his room, seeing two beds with Mu Yu cultivating on one of them. He was stunned and looked at the door, scratching his head. It's co-ed? Wow!

Cultivation Land is really progressive!

He started cultivating on the spot, separating a dozen clones, sending one of them out to the group.

Mu Yu's main body cracked open an eyelid, a sly smile sprawling on her face. Who on earth would think that the Cultivation World was progressive? What an idiot!

Jin Wu returned to the group and they left…

Only Yu Linling standing there like a small boat in a storm on the sea, her world collapsing like the beginning of the world.