Chapter 87 I want you to take laxatives
The level of stupidity of the Italian Football Association can definitely compete with that of a certain organization in China. For example, their arrangement of the competition is so confusing that it is heinous. For example, every time an Italian team wins the Champions League, they will go to the World Club at the end of the year During the World Cup, the lovely Italian Football Association will highlight their presence at this time. The arranged schedule must not be modified, and the firmness can compete with the medieval Inquisition.
Of course, those things have nothing to do with Atlanta. Their current strength can also stir up in Italy. If they want to hit the Champions League, they are obviously still far away.
What makes Atlanta very dissatisfied is the league schedule, and I don't know if the officials of the Italian Football Association have been affected by the NBA. The inexplicable consecutive away games, or the inexplicable consecutive home games, are always testing people's abilities. Nervous, and if you analyze it carefully, the traditional giants will always benefit from this kind of competition arrangement. Local tyrants like Atlanta will not enjoy such treatment at all.
Just fought in Florence, and only a week later, they will go to Rome to challenge the Red Wolves. Fortunately, Italy is a big place, and the players don't have to enjoy the pain of bumps and fatigue.
"Hey! Rhodes! I heard that Totti said you are a worthless little person!" Paccini smirked, as if gloating.
Digan smiled reluctantly, and said, "Gianpaolo! Are you saying these words to stimulate my fighting spirit? Let's save it! These words of yours are unnecessary at all, that Mr. Prince is just as quiet as Little girl, I have no intention of letting them go!"
When Pacini heard this, he acted as if I knew it, and said, "But Rome is really strong."
Montero, who was sitting in the front row of the bus, suddenly said: "We are stronger!"
Digan and Pacini all laughed when they heard that, is Atlanta considered strong? maybe! After all, their rankings are very convincing now, but only those who really participated in those games know that there are two reasons why Atlanta has come to this point. Tossing, before the game, some wrong judgments will be made, and the second is Degan's fiery state.
Even Digan doesn't know how long he can last in this non-human state. How long this state, with some little luck, can last, the devil knows.
But at least today, Degan feels very good, and he is ready to give that prince an unforgettable gift, accept it! Roman drool king!
Since you have a big mouth and released a ferocious beast, you must now be mentally prepared, how to satisfy the desire of the beast.
Arriving in the city of Rome by bus, Digan was surrounded by reporters as soon as he got off the bus. Digan saw that it was obvious that he would not even be able to enter the stadium if he did not satisfy the curiosity of these people. Warming up is very important for the game.
"Okay! You paparazzi, if you want to know anything this time, just ask! Of course, if you are not satisfied with my address, you can get out now!"
The reporters almost fainted from Degan's opening remarks, and a few local reporters in Rome turned around and left. They are not paparazzi, and they are unwilling to accept Degan's insult. Of course, they are not much nobler than the paparazzi. Well, another word would suffice to describe them—shit!
Of course, the reporters' questions cannot be separated from Totti's words. Degan has already made full preparations. He has never been unprepared.
"Of course I know, although I don't know why he said that, but I can understand that he is jealous, yes! Jealous! If you talk about the team's achievements over the years, Roma is certainly stronger, but their There is only one poor champion, we are country bumpkins from Bergamo, but we are now ranked first in the league standings, where is Rome, I think I can only see it with a microscope, all Francisco. Totti was obviously jealous, he was jealous that little Atalanta had the chance to win the league title he coveted! That's the way it is, so I don't think it's a big deal, I can forgive him, poor man!"
It is conceivable that once Digan's words are spread, a new Enemy of Rome will be born immediately. There is no one else but Digan. This man's mouth is simply to uncover all the scars of the Romans.
God bless him!
Roma fans have always been crazy!
The occupancy rate of the Olympic Stadium is always so terrible. Even before the game started, the stadium was full of seats, and the singing was deafening. Even in the lounge, Degan could still hear it clearly.
"These Romans are crazy, this is just an ordinary league!" Pacini couldn't help complaining.
Digan raised his head when he heard the words, but before he could speak, Paccini began to criticize himself.
"Yes! Rhodes! Don't talk, I know what you want to say, this is not just a game, but a war, right? I know it, I know it!"
Digan didn't bother to pay attention to this chatter. If it was an opponent, Pacini, with his big mouth, didn't know how much hatred would come out.
While arranging his equipment, Pacini looked towards Digan. Seeing Digan sneaking around, he couldn't help asking, "What are you doing? Rhodes!"
Digan turned back to Paccini and smiled, "A small gift for the Romans!"
While talking, Digan showed the small gift he had prepared. Paccini's eyes widened when he saw it, and it took him a long time before he said, "Rod! I have to say, you~~~~~~ ~You are really wicked! If Totti sees this, he will vomit blood!"
Digan smiled and said, "That's right! This is what I want!"
Paccini drew a cross on his chest and said: "God bless, I hope you can return to Bergamo safely, those angry Roma fans will definitely tear you to pieces!"
Digan said indifferently: "But before that, I'll beat them all over the place!"
It's time to play. In the player tunnel, Degan saw the Roman prince for the first time. I have to say that this guy looks really handsome, at least he looks good. It's a pity that Mr. Prince will face today But a ferocious hungry wolf.
In this game, Rome has a 343 formation: goalkeeper Zotti, three defenders Ferrari, De Las, Mex, midfielder Mancini, D'Agostino, De Rossi, Panucci, three The forwards are Totti, Montella and Cassano.
Perotta, Aquilani, and Kufrere were suspended for this game, but Montella, who had missed the Derby before, returned from suspension, and goalkeeper Zotti replaced Pellizzoli, who was infected with the flu.
For Atlanta, the goalkeeper is still the captain Taibi, the four defenders Maxwell, Montero, Gamarra, Cassetti, the three midfielders are still Albertini, Zenoni and Nocerino, and the forward midfielder is Greek. Mennis, two strikers Digan and Pacini.
After the opening appearance, when the two sides shook hands, Totti also issued a challenge to Digan: "Boy! Don't try to be proud in Rome!"
Degan's response to Totti's provocation was: Ha~~~
A "ha" represents the strongest gospel in disdain, and Totti's flick of face became a little distorted in an instant. He is a famous general after all, and a junior dares to be so rude.
On the contrary, Cassano, who was following behind, saw it, and felt itchy in his heart, wishing that someone would say a provocative word to him, and he would say "ha" too.
"Boy! That's cool, I haven't seen Francisco like this in ages!"
"Really? Then I'm honored!"
Compared with Prince Totti, this Barry bad boy is more in line with Degan's temper. Both of them are the same, both are out-and-out jerks.
At the beginning of the game, it seemed that he was holding back his strength and wanted to give Digan a blow. At the beginning, Totti led the team and launched a fierce attack. After breaking through Nocerino and Gamarra in succession, he was brought down by Montero. Before going in, Roma's free kick opportunity.
Totti's free kick skills can definitely be ranked among the top five in Italy. Seeing him standing in front of the ball, Atlanta did not dare to neglect, lined up the wall and waited for it.
Totti glanced towards the right side of the goal, and ran up and shot. This liar, he hit the left side of the goal. This is called a free kick. Husband mode, a side throw, blocked the ball, but even so, it still made him break out in a cold sweat. The game has just started, and his body hasn't moved yet. If the reaction was a little slower just now, this The ball goes in.
"Concentrate and try not to foul in such a dangerous place!" Taibi also shouted loudly, reminding his teammates.
Compared with Atlanta, Roma's overall strength is indeed stronger. Coupled with the home court advantage, amidst the cheers of the fans, they launched a fierce attack on Atlanta.
Roma's performance this season is not very good. So far, last season's runner-up is only ranked eighth. Capello left, Emerson, Zebina, Samuel's transfer made this team The team's combat effectiveness has been greatly weakened, and Totti openly questioned the ability of coach Vorrall, which made the already exciting Roma appear to be in a mess. He took the initiative from the beginning, making people vaguely see that the terrifying red wolf from last season is back.
After Totti's free kick was blocked, Montella got another chance in a row. He first broke into the right side of the penalty area, received Totti's through ball, and shot slightly wide of the left post. After that, he almost In the same position, Totti got the chance to shoot the ball. This time Montella used his better left foot to push the shot from the close corner, but Taibi struggled to block the baseline with his foot. In this game, Taibi played like God help, some low-level mistakes before, completely disappeared, this guy is clearly planning to be super god, although the ball was blocked, but Taibi was also a little embarrassed, after rolling continuously on the ground, he hit his head on the goal post, but there was no Big problem.
Then, Montella got a chance again, Cassano sent a direct pass to Montella, Montella shot low with his left foot near the penalty spot, the Paraguayan Gamara, who represented Atlanta for the first time, blocked the must-goal ball.
The failure to play in the last game made Gamara suffocate his energy, so after the start of this game, he was very active. Of course, his enthusiasm was a bit too much. Montero can only use foul methods to stop Totti.
However, after a short period of adaptation, Gamara gradually calmed down, and his performance became more and more stable.
However, no matter how good the defense was, it was useless. Roma's offensive was like a wave. On the other hand, Atlanta's side seemed to die down. Digan kept playing in the frontcourt, but unfortunately the ball couldn't pass.
Since I can't pass it on, I'll grab it myself!
Degan is not a person who waits for others to taste his food on the court. Anyone with a discerning eye can see the current situation. Atlanta is completely suppressed. If he can't create opportunities by himself, he will only be able to Jogged endlessly.
Degan returned to the midfield to participate in the defense. At least in terms of numbers, Atlanta had the advantage. In the 35th minute, Degan's chance finally came. Agostino passed the ball carelessly, which happened to be caught by Degan. , directly fell to the ground and shoveled, broke the ball, and before getting up, he passed the ball to Albertini with a sweeping kick. After getting up, he ran forward with all his strength.
Danger!
The first to react was De Rossi, the future vice-captain of Roma. Seeing Digan rushing over, he hurried forward to defend himself.
At this time, Albertini's pass also arrived, and he passed the ball overhead. Neither Digan nor De Rossi tried to catch it with a header, but continued to run forward.
Degan's speed is faster after all. Although there is interference from De Rossi, it doesn't matter, his physical strength is very good.
Stretching out his feet in advance, poking the ball forward, following closely, speeding up and running wildly, De Rossi wanted to stop Digan, but his speed was still a bit slower, and he wanted to hit him with his body, but it was a pity for Digan It's no different than scratching an itch.
Mandolini on the long side also stood up, and was pressed and attacked by Rome for half an hour. He was also very depressed, and now the opportunity finally appeared.
It is almost visible to the naked eye that the distance between Degan and De Rossi has gradually widened. At this moment, he is going to face the Greek De Las, one of the creators of the Greek mythology of the European Cup.
Pendulum extraordinary, Degan actually copied Ronaldo's famous stunt on the court.
However, compared with Ronaldo's dexterity, Degan, who is 194cm tall, looks a bit clumsy, but his frequency is faster.
Pulling the ball to the left side of his body, followed by acceleration, Draas couldn't react at all, he just stretched his feet in vain, and could only watch Digan whizzing past him with a gust of wind.
Just when Zotti was left, just when people thought Degan would use his trademark powerful volley, Degan surprised people again.
With a light pinch of the arch of the foot, the football slowly flew up, crossed Zotti's head, drew a perfect arc, and then fell into the goal.
spoon!
It turned out to be a spoon shot!
Digan actually scored a sports goal with a spoon during the game!
In an instant, the entire Olympic Stadium was silent.
Spoon goals, that's Totti's forte!
As early as when Totti was 18 years old, Totti used a spoon shot to break through AC Milan's gate in the away game. It was a spoon-like shot from the edge of the penalty area, facing the attacking Sebastian Rossi , Totti looked unusually calm and calm.
Of course, Totti's most famous "spoon" was in the 2000 European Cup semi-final against the Dutch team. In that game, Italy's magical goalkeeper Toldo saved two penalty kicks in a row within 120 minutes. In the penalty shoot-out, Totti's skillful kick like a spoon completely collapsed the Dutch team's psychological defense. In the end, the Italian team defeated the Dutch team and entered the final, achieving the most classic defense in the history of international football win.
In some games since then, Totti also scored wonderful goals with a spoon. Among them, in the game against Inter Milan last season, he shot a lob from outside the penalty area and pierced Toldo's gate. The most exciting one.
Now Degan actually played Roma with a spoon shot in front of Totti.
Of course, that's not all. Immediately after, the originally silent Olympic Stadium was suddenly filled with cursing.
Degan lifted the jersey, revealing a line of words on the shirt inside - I want you to take laxatives!
This is Totti's most classic way of celebrating a goal, and it is also the most controversial way of celebrating. On April 11, 1999, in the Rome derby, Totti beat Lazio in stoppage time. Later, Totti showed off his jersey with the words "Vihopurgatoancora (I want you to eat laxatives)".
In the first round of the Rome derby of the season, Totti equalized the score with a pass when Rome fell behind 1-3. The sentence "I want you to take laxatives" fully reflects the fiery atmosphere of the Rome derby and the irreconcilable posture of the two sides, as well as Totti's domineering youth and enthusiasm for Rome. Of course, this is part of football, the charm of football, and why so many people like football.
Of course, when this sentence is shown in front of the Romans, they will definitely not be happy. What is this? This is simply a naked provocation.
Of course Digan didn't care anymore, he was enjoying himself very much now, seeing Totti's angry face livid, he felt completely refreshed.
Showing the T-shirt prepared for him by Belen before the game, Degan opened his arms and kept showing off to the surroundings. Didn't Totti say that I was exaggerating?
bring it on! Check it out now! guys!
Of course, there is that one, please, Mr. Prince!
laxative!
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