Hot Spring Episode!

The next day

Ryu was laying in a hot spring, sighing in comfort as he sipped on Sake.

Naruto was swimming around as Sai sat there silently.

Ryu sighed "A real shame we couldn't get any girls in here…" then shook his head, "The one place that doesn't have Co-ed Hot Springs…"

Naruto grumbled "I should tell Anko-san…" Ryu rolled his eyes and said "I can't even appreciate women? Hmph… Although…" he looked up and licked his lips, "Anko's body…"

He wiped his drool and chuckled dumbly.

Naruto and Sai looked at him strangely, as he chuckled "Ah… I remember peeping on her when we were young." he smiled happily and laughed "I was almost beaten to death! Ahahhaa!"

Naruto suddenly turned to the wall and whispered "Should we…"

Ryu suddenly curled his lips and sealed with one hand, blowing out a little breath.

The wooden wall burned down to ashes instantly as the Hot Springs got even hotter!

Naruto and Sai froze as the woman turned to them in shock.

Ryu smiled and raised his bottle of sake, laughing "Ladies. Excellent night to chat about life, isn't it?" as he snapped his fingers, a flame lit up on his fingers, lighting his cigarette.

The women's' eyes lit up and they giggled while Sakura covered her body and turned red from rage!

Naruto's nose bled and he mumbled "S-S-S-Sakura-chan!?" Sai looked at the women and muttered "Not good enough for my painting…" before sighing.

Although, his nose was still bleeding all the same.

Ryu was the only composed person on the scene, smoking with his elbow on the rocks.

The women giggled and moved over to the men's side, leaving only Sakura in the women's side.

Naruto was surrounded by big breasted aunties, who giggled "What a cute boy~ How about Aunty washes your back~ Hmm~?"

Ryu chuckled and relaxed, waving over Sakura, saying "Sakura-chan, Hot Springs are meant to be spent together, what are you doing alone?" Sakura covered herself and Ryu rolled his eyes saying "Nobody's going to touch you. We're just relaxing here."

He turned to the ladies and smiled gently, "Right?" the ladies nodded sweetly.

They sat around Ryu asking for him to tell stories about ninja.

Ryu grinned, "You ladies are lucky, this is my specialty!" he leaned forward and some ladies swallowed at his muscles contracting with his movements.

Ryu started telling a story about Madara and Hashirama, the brothers who loved and hated each other.

By the end, most of the girls were crying and saying "Say it's not true, Ryu-kun~! How could that be! How sad…"

Naruto was washing Sakura's back as he said "What a sad story…" Sakura was curled up in a ball, sighing "Kinda reminds me of you and Sasuke." Naruto blinked and shook his head, saying seriously "No way!"

Sakura rested her cheek on her knees and smiled, "It really does."

Sai just sat there and demonstrated his tattoo jutsu, making little rabbits run around as the girls cheered asking for more…

Ryu looked up at the moon and smiled gently "Sorry, girls. Time to leave." The girls pouted and said "What? You just got here? Come on, Ryu-kun~ Please~"

Ryu sighed and smiled, "On our way back from our mission. Otherwise you can move to Konoha." the girls rolled their eyes, giggling "You wish~"

Ryu touched his nose with a gentle smile, laughing softly "You found out! Haha!"

The girls spat out their tongues and rested on the rocks as Ryu got out of the bath, waving goodbye as he said "Sakura, Naruto, Sai. Come on."

Sakura covered her eyes and shouted "At least put on a towel! Beast!"

Ryu looked around and chuckled, "Oops." as he grabbed a towel, covering himself. He could've sworn he heard several unhappy groans, but he ignored them, walking out of the bath.

A while later

Sakura was unhappily drying her hair, Ryu laid on the ground and yawned "Why are you such a grinch? It's only bathing together, sheesh…" Sakura roared at him, "A girl's body is sacred!"

Ryu rolled his eyes, "Oh!" before rolling over and going to sleep. Sakura choked on her anger and snorted, going to bed as well.

A few hours later

A figure approached the trio with a dagger in hand.

Just as it was about to stab down, Ryu appeared behind it and grabbed the figure's wrist, smiling "Hey hey… A little lady shouldn't go around killing and looting, right?" the figure froze and said "How did you!?"

Ryu rolled his eyes, pursing his lips, "You should be the legendary killing looter around here, right? Everyone thinks you're a man! Unfortunately, I stopped by the Hot Springs today."

The woman revealed her face to be one of the girls from the Hot Springs!

She grit her teeth with hatred, "How did you find out!"

Ryu smiled gently, "Lady. I can smell the blood dripping from you… Besides, I'm quite confident in my looks and body. You were the only one who was faking it. Even if the other girls weren't interested, they were kind. Your eyes were just flat and dead."

Ryu laughed and asked "Do I look like a fool?" the woman sneered, "Then I'll remember for next time!"

Ryu was stunned and looked at her incredulously, saying in shock, "You think there's a next time!?" the woman froze and looked down to see her own heart in Ryu's hand, she looked up at him with confused eyes.

He was dumbfounded, looking at her as though she was an idiot, "Did you kill everyone else by chance? Are you trying to make me laugh to death?! Sorry, girlie. I've killed many more people than you."

The woman collapsed to the ground and Ryu kicked her to the side, throwing her heart on top of her before spitting out a little fireball, burning her and a crater to ashes.

He looked at his hands and blew fire on them, cleaning the blood before dusting off his hands and going back to sleep.