Chapter 44: Goblins!?
Zell walked in the lead, his body covered in black plate armour and a wolf-like helmet, with sharp white fangs of steel covering his mouth. Anya followed behind him, her clothes a little sexier with a loose chain mail dress skin she bought from the glamour shop.
"You look beautiful in that dress, Anya."
He didn't wish to devolve into someone who thought only with his cock. This would be hard, as they knew red dragons for their lust and desire and an incubus.
"Hehe, should I open the slit and show you underneath? Somehow, I can now toggle my underwear to be invisible only to you. It's like those naughty mods on that website for my dragon-slaying game!"
Anya gripped her massive mace and looked profound; she seemed in gaming mode now as her eyes spotted a group of creatures said to be the enemy of all women. That's right, she found some goblins and entered goblin slayer mode.
"Goblins!"
Golden light gathered around her giant hammer's head and pulsated. "Ah, you bastards ruined my date with darling!" She dashed forward, the short girl's cute ass swaying visibly from her silk dress.
— Judgement Blow!
Anya jumped into the air as the green menace finally turned towards her. They only took a moment to look at her with lewd gazes as the tiny green beans in their pants erected.
A massive blast sounded from her heavy strike. When she got within range, she dropped the hammer down onto the goblins without mercy.
She landed close to the enormous walls belonging to a vast mountain and the first mini-dungeon in the game, a goblin mine. Her little head ignored this and looked at the mess she had made below.
Goblin scouts suffered 102 Damage!
— Anya killed five goblin scouts gaining her master 100 Exp (100 free Exp)
— Class: Magic Knight | Level 7: 200/700
— Sub Class: Lady Killer | Level 5 366/600
— Free Exp | 660/1,000
"Oh, you're quite violent! Those goblins are now just meat paste…."
Zell followed her without a weapon; he used this time to contemplate the best path for him. Which weapon would be best to use? Although he learned basic Greatsword skills in his previous life, now he could purchase a skillbook for passive skills.
"Wow! Her pubes are now blonde too! Is she a virgin again in this world or not? I need to find out in the future."
Anya bent over to pick up the mana shards the five goblins dropped. When she did, the dark red cloth which covered her ass slid to the side and revealed her wet honeypot to Zell as she could hear his audible gulp.
"Let's take the short sword out for now."
Her new armour only used chain mail to protect her under-boob and arms. The rest was almost bare, a thin dark red dress and long thigh boots plated with steel.
"Did you like what's on offer? Dear customer!" Anya said with a fake customer service voice.
"Hah!"
His body flashed forward, flames swirling around his short sword flashing towards Anya. He came inches from her face before thrusting into the dark cavern behind her.
A fleshy sound filled her ears as she watched black blood shoot towards her in large splashes. Zell stepped forward, swiping his sword in an arc as the goblin's head dropped to the ground with a thud.
He snapped his fingers to create a bright flame that illuminated the cave.
"Let's go; it's time to hunt goblins."
Zell walked towards the cave's depths while looking around.
The dark cave was full of animal bones, small footprints, and many strange markers. Zell researched this; thankfully, there were no goblin lords, shamans or heroes, and the strongest monster was a hobgoblin. He looked back to his partner, who seemed to say, "Is it goblins?" under her breath, probably influenced by an old anime or something.
She even added Goblin Slayer to her status page notes….
He closed his eyes, sometimes the soft feeling of her breasts pressed against him as Anya held a torch to light the way; every few metres, they would check for small trails, caves or hidden passages to avoid being looped around. This dungeon wasn't hard and only had two paths, one to the boss and the other to a low-level chest. Zell shortened his sword to 50 cm long to avoid hitting the cave walls.
After several minutes, Zell realised they must be waiting to ambush them in the central area. This was still the game, not the real world, where they could secretly plot against you, so he relaxed. His eyes could see perfectly in the dark, both the dragon and incubus with excellent night vision.
"gigigi!"
"Gugugu!"
The sound of goblins speaking to each other, and Anya almost sprinted forward until he grasped her wrist and pulled her back into his arms. He looked down to find her pouting face before she protested to him.
"There're goblins, Zell!?"
Her eyes seemed bloodshot, as if on drugs or something. Zell slapped her ass, so she stopped playing around and browsing the shop for a white and blue cleric's robe. He would not set fire to them whilst she blocked them inside with a protective barrier….
It wasn't,
He grasped the sword tight, no longer messing around as his gaze became sharp. "Anya, be careful. In the next room, a massive group of goblins will attempt to maul you and do things they do in your dirty little books. Don't swing your mace first; unload your spell into them until your mana is almost empty, ok?" His hand stroked her soft blonde hair as she looked up at him with watery eyes, not wanting to make him disappointed.
"Mmmn!"
"Also, you don't need to call the spell out; try casting it by remembering its look and feel from the Bloodpine forest earlier."
Anya pushed out her hand, closing her eyes several steps ahead of Zell; their small room suddenly glowed brightly from her golden bolt of radiance. Her lips pressed together as she seemed to sweat a little, somehow casting this way used almost double the mana, but she finally succeeded.
'Wow… How does he do it so easily? My stomach is burning, my chest feels tight, and my head hurts!'
"I did it!"
'This girl is so talented; I took nearly a week to learn the basic tracking spell without help. She took one look and thought, now cast a basic attack spell. Not only that, she didn't cast it but is holding it in her hand; this is a passive skill for which most mages would die! How can she do it like nothing?'
[Ahem! Praise your cute lynx!]
The pair walked towards the crude archway; through this room would start a gauntlet fight where the hobgoblin warrior sends groups of goblins at the players.
Zell remembered the first waves contained only scouts, and then after that were warriors. He decided not to take risks and added his free experience points to his classes.
— Class: Magic Knight | Level 8: 0/800
— Sub Class: Lady Killer | Level 5 366/600
— Free Exp | 160/1,000
——| Attributes |——
HP: 62/62
MP: 35/35
STR: 43
MAG: 37
VIT: 37
SPR: 37
Attack: 88
Magic Attack: 74
Defence: 74
Magic Defence: 74
Mana Regen (Per Minute): 37
[Gained a new skill!]
— Harem Aegis
Passive
It reduces all damage taken by Battle Maidens and party members by 10%
Zell takes 20% of all damage taken by Battle Maidens and party members.
Active
Taunts all enemies within 40 metres to attack Zell for 5 seconds
Reduces all damage taken by 30% for 10 seconds
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A surge of power filled both of them before he moved towards the cavern door, the broad short sword in his hand grasped tight, ready to have some fun with this battle gauntlet. He wondered how much experience they would get, noting to check the path with the chest to the left afterwards.
"Shall we hunt some goblins, my little dwarf princess?"
"It's goblins!"