Chapter 16
~continuation
"Who in this room would you call if you had to bury a body?" I asked .
"Ahh why did he get this question?" Suga asked .
"I know right…like this question is interesting."
"If I were to bury someone who would I call to help me bury the person…that's the question right?" Namjoon asked .
"Yes," I said looking at the phone as more and more questions came in .
"I would probably call Yoongi he seems like he could bury someone effortless and even keep the secret for eternity," he said .
"That's true I was legit thinking about him but i feel like Jhope would also be suitable behind that sunshine there is a storm ..deadly one" I added .
"Deadly mmh he was the deadly master got me hooked," Jessi said smirking.
"Uh jessi what novels do you read ..your mind oh my gawd," I said throwing a cushion to her.
"The type of book i would love is that a real book?" Ayesha asked as she looked at her phone.
"Ladies please," Anurak said smacking his head lightly in sign of being fed up jokingly .
"You know you enjoy it as much as we do ," I said blowing him a kiss.
"Jhope hyung would help you and act like he never did," Jungkook said
"Yes and Yoongi seems like he could even kill someone and even tell you to your face he did it but you can't do anything because no evidence points to him," Jin said .
"Why are you making us the bad guys we are good guys very cute and loving isn't it?" Yoongi said as he side hugged jhope acting all cute.
"Save us the acting ," Ayesha said as she took a shot.
"Jungkook is next ."
"Mr Jungkook what's the strangest rumour you have heard about yourself ?"
"There are so many rumours of me that I nolonger find any of them weird because I will be expecting weird rumours but the one I found weird was a rumour about Jimin hyung ," he said in Korean and Namjoon translated it for us ..he would switch from Korean to english but Namjoon translated everything .
"Oh what was the rumour about ?" Anurak asked.
"They thought Jimin hyung was transgender I found it weird ."
"What?" I asked shocked .
"Yes ," he said .
"Dzamn the person who started this must have really had an askew mind or maybe they misunderstood something ," Ayesha said .
"Wow what part of you is transgender Mr jimin sir ?" I asked nudging him.
"Because according to my sources you are a man of many talents ," I said winking.
"Okay I am done," Anurak said standing up and going to the bathroom.
"Giirrlllll!"Ayesha said with her mouth open.
Others were laughing and Jimin was gone ..gone boy.
"Oh i meant talents like singing ,dancing, acting ,crafts etc ," I said.
"Liar," Jessi said .
"Okay next person is Ayesha," I said handing her a glass .
"If you farted in an elevator with people in it would you blame someone else or would you say excuse me," I asked laughing ,She joined me in laughing .
"I would never sell myself out …blame it someone else ," she said laughing .
"What if people look at you as the sound came from you ?" Jessi asked.
"I would look at the person next to me and say 'who did that' " she said and everyone laughed .
"Or I would wait for someone to exit the lift and be like 'that woman or man was the one who farted'" she said. I was laughing my ass out ,noways.
"Jeez no you are just sent from hell,"I said
"I mean i don't blame her i ain't selling myself too people eyes are scary ," Anurak said joining us again
"Mmmh decided to join us again because coincidentally the next person is you and you two are asses so basically i don't blame you ," I said handing him a glass.
"What's the craziest thing you have done in a public transport ?" I asked .
"Uhm …so this one time I was in a train in New York and the kids next to me played this song Jalebi by Jason Derulo and this girl in front of me was grinding on me dancing ,it was weird but she kept on dancing and grinding so when the train was about to stop I thrusted hard on her and she staggered pushing the person in front of her some people saw me as soon as the doors opened I walked out quickly I was wearing a mask so thank God no one noticed me ," he said and I laughed and Jhope was finished .
"That legit was so weird like who grinds on someone randomly ," Jin commented .
" I would just turn around to avoid her ,"Jungkook also added .
"I would kindly ask her to stop," Yoongi said .
"Weird lady but what you did was weirder but anyways our next member is Jin sir ."
"Have you ever peed yourself ?" I asked looking at him as I was also curious .
"Why would anyone want to know that?" he asked confused as he looked at me with theee eye. "I don't know…maybe want to add it to the book of things to know about Jin ," I said .
"I have never peed on myself ," he said proudly .
"Really?" Ayesha asked amused.
"Do I look like the type to pee on myself?" he asked .
"No but am I the only one who used to pee on themselves when she was young ?" Ayesha asked raising her hand .
"You not alone ," I said raising my hand the others had their eyes wide open shocked.
"Hey don't look at us like that we all have drank fluids and forgot to pee before we slept and then boom you pee on yourself ..or when you dream about being in the toilet only to realize it was a dream but the pee wasn't ," I said and some laughed ,I was serious .
"And when i am totally wasted i pee on myself not always but when im pressed and wasted it just comes out ," i said making gestures .
"Why?"
"I don't know really just happens that's why i rather get wasted at home than in a club ."
"Well let's not go deeper because yall look like you skipped a part of your childhood …Taehyung you are next ," I said .
"If you were the opposite sex for a day what would you try to do ?"
"Twerk ," he said .
"Twerk …why?" I asked chuckling .
"It seems fun to try ," he said shrugging his shoulders .
"Okay Mr. Shake your ass ," I said smiling .
"It is should we show you?" Ayesha said standing up.
"NOOO!!"Almost all the boys said at the same time.
"Chill I was just asking i was just going to the kitchen to fetch more vodka,"she said sounding tipsy.
"Well we thought-"
"You thought wrong," she said walking away.
"Next up Hoseok ," I said .
"Does size matter?" I asked and Anurak and I laughed .
"As long as it makes babies and it breaks …it's fine ," we both (Anurak and I ) said laughing as we remembered this one video ,We once argued about that for hours until we just let it go .
"Aaah who would ask such a question ?" he asked .
"People ," Ayesha said coming back.
Hoseok drank his vodka as Anurak and I continued laughing . "Anashe it's your turn to be asked . I sat down and poured a mixture of vodka and soju .
"What's your favourite song when it comes to action in the bedroom and what position does it for you when that song plays?" Ayesha asked wiggling her eyebrows.
"Well that's a question I would go for Dance for you by Beyonce …tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body boy I like it when you touch me because tonight it's down …daddy you know what's up ," I singed and danced.
"Boy I like it when you watch me …I will be rocking on my babe…I'm grinding on you this is beyond sex …" Anika and I sang as we moved our shoulders and snapped our fingers .Some were laughing and some had their eyes wide open some were chuckling with their cheeks red. "Beyonce just did it for me there I can always see myself lap dancing , pole dancing and going down ahh ," I added .
"Can you pole dance ?" Jessi asked .
"Yes I can, I learnt it when I had to film a movie where I had to appear pole dancing in a club ," I said .
"I want to try pole dancing ," Jimin suddenly said .
"Definitely!!" I said giving him a high five
"You should try it because honestly when I am pole dancing I feel like i own the world and i get lost in the dance that I forget everything ," I said excitedly.
"Yeah it would suit you ," Namjoon said .
"I can already see it Jimin the pole dancer featuring tonight with her co-dancer Anashe the pole queen ," Ayesha said and we high fived .
" The ballers in here tonight, they gon' buy a hundred bottles
As soon as you shake it I know they gon' make it colossal in here
'Cause shawty you thinkin' them tricks that you do with your body
Got all of these niggas they crowding around you like they seen Beyoncé in here (she here, she here)
You want your own and you need your own, baby, who am I to judge? (Who am I to judge?)
'Cause how could I ever trip about it when I met you in the club? (Met you in the club)
I make enough for the both of us, but you dance anyway
You know I was raised in the A
Shawty, I don't mind if you dance on a pole
That don't make you a ho
Shawty, I don't mind when you work until three
If you're leaving with me
Go make that money, money, money," Ayesha and I singed as we stood up and danced together.
"It seems you are passionate about pole dancing," Hoseok said with red cheeks .
"Well what a girl gotta do...Usher said he doesn't mind as long as I come back home " I said shrugging.
We ended up playing spin the bottle and we can safely say everyone ended up drinking many shots of vodka and soju …around 23:00 everyone decided to retire and I had to accompany everyone to were their rides were and I waved them goodbye ,I returned to the hotel with Anurak and a very tired Ayesha who was tipsy .I slept with her that night .