The Blighted One

Eros looked at his father in disbelief. But there was Gabriel, a whimsical smile on his lips. And if he was happy, it was little wonder the lunatic Lucifer was excited. 

The other archangel looked quite pleased herself. "It's been thousands of years, but it still happens," she said. 

"What-what do you mean with 'ascended'?" 

The archangel looked at Gabriel, surprised. 

"Let's say, despite Gabriel being a 'Messenger', he sucks at explaining," Lucifer quickly intervened. He then went on to explain.