Awkward

Hi, there author here. I have returned from the dead 2.0. My wise tooths got pulled out and well I look like a baboon ass. Enjoy the chap

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Acedia: Eat before it gets cold you 2.

Deku&Toshinori: Itadakimasu

Each of them simultaneously eats the food and got a foodgasm, who doesn't know what that is... here is a pic, it's not R18 so no worries parents, don't get me banned. pls

Acedia: Yosh I did it, I reached foodgasm level.

Toshinori: This Taste.......is PLUS ULTRA!!!

At the moment of saying his catchphrase, Toshinori transforms into muscle mode. And somehow, that Giga chad-looking ass mf, didn't explode his clothes through the transformation. #animelogic

Meanwhile, Deku was completely silent. He had closed his eyes and looked like he was in Inner peace.

Acedia: [Heck yeah, abducting soma was worth it. I am a good cook now. Even though it feels like cheating, fuck that feeling]

20 min eating, drinking, and licking later.

Toshinori: This was delicious! Young Acedia!

Acedia: Aint sure about the young part, but great that you liked it.

Deku: *in pure horror* Toshinori-sama your bo-ody?!

Toshinori: *gasp* Did you see anything, young Acedia?

Acedia: Oh, no, I ain't seen nothing. I ain't seen nothing. Matter of fact, I'm blind in my left eye and 43% blind in my right eye. I don't see much of anything. As a matter of fact, I can't even see you, mam.

Toshinori: o_o

Deku: o_o

Acedia: Nah, but for real, I already knew beforehand. Like I said I can get you anything for the right price. This Includes Information and "illegal" items. Though besides the "illegal" stuff I also sell items that are foreign to this realm.

Toshinori: So what kind of Information for example can I buy and what "Items" do you sell?

Acedia: For example files about dirty shit the "World Heroes Association" did in the dark. Or some Information about a dead believed villain waiting to strike....or some highly illegal quirk experimentation facilities and some other messed up shit. Oh yeah and about the Items... everything from weapons that can destroy a galaxy to a condom that grants 100% protection and of course weed and stuff.

Toshinori: Could you tell me more about the prices? I am very interested in the Information.

Acedia: [fuck...do I even want money? Like for real I don't need it. Maybe sth like dogecoins, which only exist in my pub. Yes sounds like a good idea. Now a creative name...Thou shall pay in Lazycoins]

Acedia: Oh yeah in my pub you pay in Lazycoins. You get them by converting your money at the Atm beside the entrance.

Toshinori: ok...what is the conversion rate?

Acedia: Pffft ehhhm, 1 oz gold=1 coin

Toshinori: Wooow that's a lot, that's like 1700$

Acedia: Yep

Toshinori: Ok so how much for a galaxy-destroying weapon?

Acedia: 1,000,000,000,000.00 Lazycoins.

Toshinori: You do realize that only 6,000,000,000 ounces of gold exist on our planet?

Acedia: No...but you can buy spaceships for less...

*insert awkward silence*

Toshinori: Ok...mmm how much for the Information about the dead believed villain waiting to strike?

Acedia: 20 Lazycoins, but the Atm is not yet in operation, so here have a USB drive you can pay later for food, and drinks and the info now get out this conversation is awkward. The Atm should be up tomorrow so later bye.

Acedia then shoved the two outside his pub and closed the Pub.

Acedia: WTF was that conversation, that was Awkward his mom. WTF. That was more awkward than that one time when I was at a store and the girl was preparing my receipt. I noticed that she had a funny last name on her badge. I wanted to take a photo but forgot to turn the sound off.