Ch 115 – It’s Morbin Time!

'H-huh?' Rintarou thought, clearly confused at his current situation as random thugs suddenly surround him in the alley, all of them wielding knives, random pipes, and random makeshift weapons.

'First the bully attempt and now this?! What is happening right now?! Am I cursed?!' Rintarou shouts in his mind, aggravated at the recent unfortunate events he went through.

[So murder?] Ddraig chimes in his mind.

'Of course, it would be murder!' Rintarou mentally shouts, with The World's menacing appearance appearing right behind him like a Guardian Spirit.

"Hey now guys, do you guys need anything from me?" Rintarou asked calmy the group of thugs slowly approaching him with their menacing stares.

"Yeah! We want your life!" shouts the guy with the biggest figure in the group wielding metallic knuckles in his hands.

"Oh really? WELL, I WANT YOUR SOULS!" Rintarou maniacally shouts and with The World appearing right behind all of them, it rapidly sends punches towards their backs as blood exploded from the point of impact along with the sound of their spines cracking reverberated through the area, but sadly, the location they chose to pick up on him would be their downfall as no one would hear their horrid screams.

"NOW THIS FEELS GOOD RIGHT!" Rintarou shouts in glee while putting his right foot on the biggest guy's head, putting his legs directly to his mouth, and crushing his teeth out from his jaw as tears poured out of his eyes.

"MMM! ISN'T THIS NICE! YOU WANTED MY LIFE?! WELL ENJOY YOUR SUFFERING IN MY OWN HELL!" Rintarou shouts as a metallic cube suddenly pops out of nowhere in his arm, putting it right in the middle of the bloody mess, and soon, weird ethereal figures shot out from the bodies of the thugs in front of him toward the cube as a malicious chuckle came out of Rintarou's mouth.

"HEHEHE! Enjoy your eternal damnation in this hellhole of mine, I knew making this thing was worth it." Rintarou mutters, picking up the cube and popping it out of existence once more, leaving him all alone in the dark alley covered in blood.

"Phew, that was pretty refreshing!" Rintarou said with a peaceful smile, leaning his back to the bloody wall covered in bits of flesh and brain matter.

[You really went to release your pent-up steam huh? Good thing you have Instant Clean to clean up your clothes within an instant.] Ddraig said, and as if he was omniscient, a bottle of pink liquid appears right in Rintarou's hand which he splashes all over the crime scene with the thugs' bodies getting dissolved into the air.

Then next, he pours some onto his body as his body became clean within an instant, hence why it was called Instant Clean.

"Hmm… now isn't that suspicious! Just so you know, I already know a third party is trying to oppose me, I know you're listening! If you do this one more time, then I'll find you till the end of the world! I'm being generous right now but my patience quickly runs thin! And as a demonstration…" Rintarou mutters, and with a pop, he appears high above a building behind a man who was crouching down and kicking him in the butt, leaving him falling to his death.

[Huh? Who was that?] Ddraig asked.

'Just a pesky pawn of whoever is trying to hurt me, but if I get annoyed enough, well I don't mind destroying their whole life into thousands of fragments, you already know why right Ddraig?'

["It's because opposing me is a crime!" or something similar to that.] Ddraig responded.

"You got that one right!" Rintarou shouts while looking down at the dead man below him with a weird grin as if he knows something Ddraig doesn't know.

Rintarou isn't an ignorant mindless main character, he's a genius capable of making reality-altering devices that were thought to be impossible in a drop of a hot, attaining immortality with crude equipment, and even achieving Interdimensional Travel while shitting for his dear life.

A simple fool like his current antagonist won't be able to match him in a billion years, though he doesn't mind acting dumb once in a while to enact a more malicious scheme than what they hope to achieve.

But it's more than that for our Rintarou, he was already bored in a few days so a rival/antagonist would help ease that boredom of his.

So with a simple flick, he appears right inside his simple home and went to grab some boxes downstairs to the living room.

[Oh, what are we going to watch today?] Ddraig inquires, excited for today's night.

"Hmm? What about some horror? Maybe I can even get inspiration for what I want to build next?" Rintarou asked Ddraig for his opinion.

[Why not? It's pretty funny seeing humanity's view of the supernatural when they actually exist.] Ddraig responds.

"Hmm, what show to watch? Oh, how about this?" Rintarou mutters, picking a movie called "Morbin Time!" and it seems to be a show about vampires?

[That cover looks pretty cool, okay, let's watch that movie!]

"I'm playing it right now!" Rintarou presses the play button and with the screen going black, the movie finally started.

(A Few Hours Later)

[I-it's beautiful!] Ddraig shouts as tears sprouts from his eyes in their shared mindscape.

"Indeed! IT IS BEAUTIFUL!" Rintarou shouts as tears also seep from his eyes.

[Just the sheer excitement I felt when he went "It's morbin time!" and then he morbs the villains to death! That scene was just perfect!] Ddraig shouts his enjoyment of the show.

"Yeah! And when he went morb mode to morb the morber down, it was truly a morbin moment! Just the scene alone brings a tear to my eye!" Rintarou shouts while wiping his tears away.

[Even the soundtrack is beautiful! From "It's Morbin Time!" to "Morber Morb" and even "Morb", all of the soundtracks are pure masterpieces!]

"Yeah, and the actor, he really outdid himself, he fully went morb to play the morby morber himself!" Rintarou exclaims while they replayed a multitude of scenes to enjoy those sweet moments.

[And when he loses the curse of morb, I can't believe it would return again as the morby morber morbinus or morb!]

"And and, when the morby of the moony morb entangled with the morb of fate, they somehow incorporated it into the scene where morby the morber was morbing with morbina! It was so beautiful!"

[Yeah, and the scenes where morber loses his arm only to replace it with the morbin watch to become the next morber, oh dear lord! Even I never expected that plot twist, it was a morber moment indeed!]

"Then when Morbius of the ten morb went to kill morbringer, I can't believe Dr. Morb appears out of nowhere along with Morda and they went to have an epic fight!"

[Yeah, but it sucked how Morda was able to overpower Dr. Morb, in the comics it shows that Dr. Morb is more than capable of decimating Morda, but those feminists just want to show girl power!]

"But luckily! Morb power is stronger! Somehow, Morbinus was able to help Dr. Morb kill Morba by sacrificing his morby morber to the Morby God of Morbs and summoning the Morb Eyes Morb Dragon, and sending Morda into the morby realm!" Rintarou shouts in excitement as the scenes went to replay on the screen in front of them where a gigantic morby god went to send a beam of morb to the evil morb witch Morda.

[And when Morbulk went to fight against Morbor, I kinda expected Morbor to win, but somehow, Morbulk completely dominates the princes of Morbardian! That's just ridiculous!] Ddraig shouts, the emotion of rage fueling his voice.

"But the plotline of Morbman was really touching, when his uncle Morben died, I even shed buckets of tears!"

[But good thing he followed his uncle's wisdom of "With great morb comes greater morb!" and went to become the spectacular Morbman!]

"Yeah, it was also really touching when he sacrifices his Morbman powers to save the day, but somehow, it all returned back when he morbs with a Morbiyote and becomes more powerful than before!"

[And when the Mad Morb Morbnos invaded Earth, the Morbengers went to reassemble once more to defeat Morbnos, but in a twist of fate, they were completely defeated and now Morbnos was able to attain all Infinity Morbs in the Morb Gauntlet, and when he did the Morb Snap, I can't believe half of the whole universe morb away from existence]

"Yeah, and when the morbgame finally arrives, everyone is there in an epic morbover to help defeat Morbnos and somehow, the Ironmorb sacrificed himself to save the day and the whole universe! We all should strive to be the Ironmorb, he went from being a typical young master morb to become the chad morb!"

[You're right Rintarou! Ironmorb was the morbiest morb of all morbs by morbinus morb the secondth morbeyash morbyinshk morbyishfo morb!]

"And when The Morbcon took on the mantle of Captain Morb, we saw how his life went down the draina ong with the Winter Morb! Sigh, it shows how a morb's life isn't that spectacular."

[And when Dr. Morb have to alter all of reality because Morbman's identity was revealed to the whole world, I can't believe all of the multiverse was shattered and now there are many Morbmans! Even Morbwoman!]

"And when they have to fight Dr. Morb and his gran Morbecha, they all went to fuse into one and form the Super Morb and defeat the Morbecha or Dr. Morb and save the multiverse!"

[But somehow, Morbda appears from nowhere along with the multiverse of Morb once again destroyed so they have to get the help of Morben Meager the Morb Titan and manipulate all Morbians to become Morb Titans and defeat Morbda in an epic fight between magic and morbology!]

"Then the Morbin Morbers appears from another universe to interrupt Dr. Morbman's evil scheme of turning everyone into robotic morbers to control the whole world to himself!"

[But somehow, the Morbin Morbers are actually evil and Dr. Morbman was the good guy! I can't believe his father was unjust killed by the government! KUSO!]

[And when Morby have to date alien morbers to save the world, he was able to morb them all to help keep the world peaceful!]

"YEAH! But then there is also the Morbers of the Morbtails where they become Magical Morbers and help defeat the threat of the evil organization of Morbinagus!"

[But then it was revealed that the Morbinagus is actually under the Morbin Riders and is a part of their evil scheme of dominating the Morbin Morbers Multiverse of Morbness by transcending to Morbhood!]

"Even I couldn't believe Morbhood is a thing! But then, the Morbungou Morb Mogs was able to traverse from one reality to another and help defeat the Morbinagus with the Magical Morbers!"

[But then, it seems like Morben was evil and is actually Mobtan of the Morberworld! So he killed the whole universe to become Morbenus of the Morberverse!]

"GASP! THAT WAS TRULY A MORBER MOMENT OF THE MORBUST TEAR!"

[But all of a sudden, they achieved morber morbin morbenaogh moa rafa ;ofa f a;fha fasouibfap fhaipf hapfh of the morbenagi and become Morbinjas!]

"And when Morbuto wants to become the next Morb King by getting the Morb Piece, I almost shed a tear when he was getting morbed!"

[And we can't forget Morbigo's rise to the top as the original Morbiyan of the Morbiyan Planet who died under King Morbrool's unrivaled strength of morb to the morb degree!]

"Sigh, if only we could morb like the magical morbers of the morbverse of morb morby morbinus of the morbers morbingers of morbikers morbichas morber morbinusagi morbinagi morb morb morbagina morbussy morbydict morbyduck morbus morbupper morbus morbyuis morbwers morbelsy morbeing morbyfuck morbyme morbylonely morbedying morbyalone morbI morbywant morbto morb experience morb love, morb morb morby morbniyus morbichas morber morbinusagi morbinagi morb morb morbagina morbussy morbydict morbyduck morbus morbupper morbus morbyu morbI'm morbinsane!"

AN: This is 2022 morbs, you're morb come.

Okay... I really went to morb on that one, right guys?

It's a really morbing experience!

So yeah, the morb segment was supposed to be short but I went and blacked out all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, the chapter became like the moment I regained consciousness, it can be considered cannon if you want to, I'll just say they were drunk and didn't remember shit that night.

The Sword of Damocles hangs above each and everyone one of you with its ever present threat of despair, so send me some power stones with your power of friendship and save the thousands perhaps even millions to come who will read this masterpiece immortalized in the tunnels of time.

(May 9, 2022 – 166th day of writing)