Rito's bad day continues

(3rd pov)

Rito isn't having the best of his life. First, he slipped on a banana peel and landed on Haruna stealing her bra in the process. While wanting to give it back, he met Yui Kotegawa, that wanted to search up his bag, and there, of course, she found said bra.

Rito was forced to use his secret technique of running away, but then he fell into a hole. When or how this hole was made was unknown to many people, but it didn't matter to Rito.

Right now, he was squeezing something familiar but different at the same time. Rito was cursing his luck as he realized that he was fondling Haruna's butt cheek.

Haruna: "Noooo!!!"

Rito was kicked away by her, and just like before, she ran away.

The best comparison was to say that Rito was like a trainer looking for one of the legendary dogs in Johto, and every time, they escape you as soon as you encounter them, but Rito, just like these trainers, doesn't plan to give up!

On the other hand, the penguins were dumbfounded by this development. They were also glad that they left Private behind. His eyes are too young for this.

Skipper: "Kowalski, if we keep going, will he strip this poor girl completely."

Kowalski thought for a while.

Kowalski: "Possibly, but to know that we need..."

Skipper practically rolled his eyes.

Skipper: "More tests-"

Kowalski: "More tests!!!"

(Ryoto's pov)

Spending time on the roof alone with Lala was fantastic as always, and using her lap as a pillow is amazing, but I had this feeling that I was missing out on something entertaining.

As I was walking to the classroom together with Lala, we met Rito, who was walking with white panties on his head. My eyes went wide open, but shortly after, they returned to their usual, closed state.

Ryoto: "Rito... do you feel... OK?"

Rito looked at me strangely, but I noticed that he was dejected as well.

Rito: "Wht do you mean Nii-san?"

I pointed at his head without saying anything. He then had a look in his eyes that said 'not this again', but he still grabbed the piece of cloth, and as soon as he saw what it was, he instinctively threw it.

I caught it and looked at it.

100% cotton, huh? It was S as well. By the looks of it's...

Ryoto: "Why do you have Haruna's panties?"

Rito: "How do you know it's Sairenji-san's?"

I knew it because I was fucking around with my very powerful eyes and my even more powerful prediction calculation to look at every girl's three sizes. I did that only to see if I can. I swear!

By the way, Haruna's three sizes are B79-W56-H82. Just a little-known fact.

Ryoto: "Nevermind that, but what are you going to"

I was interrupted by someone.

Yui: "Ryoto Yuuki!"

Ryoto: "Yui Kotegawa!"

Yui: "Why are you saying my full name?"

Ryoto: "I don't know? Why do you?"

I left Yui speechless as she does that thing unconsciously, but she returned to her senses quickly.

Yui: "Don't distract me! First, your brother was walking with a bra inside his bag, and now you are holding someone's panties in your hand! We're going to the teacher's office!"

I pointed to the panties.

Ryoto: "These? These aren't panties. It's a modern style hat."

She looked at me as if I was crazy and crossed her arms under her breasts.

Yui: "A hat? So you don't mind wearing it?"

A challenge? So innocent. She thinks that I won't do that.

I raised the panties dramatically up and put them down on my head. I then crossed my arms the same way Yui did.

Ryoto: "See? Just a hat."

Yui didn't know how to respond to it, so she just stood there with her mouth open.

...

Did I break her?

I took off the panties and passed them to Rito, who reluctantly took them with a red face.

Ryoto: "Kotegawa-san, our talk, while short, was still nice, but soon the classes will start, so we need to go on our way. See you soon."

Yui: "Ah yes!"

She went away. I think I broke her a little. I probably should let her win one. Otherwise, I'm afraid she'll break completely.

Karen: "You sound like a parent who plans on letting win his kid."

'What can I say. I'm a dad in training.

By the way, when can we start the plan?'

Karen: "You ask that too often. I said already that we'll start in a few months and not earlier. I know that you're impatient, but I can't speed it up no matter what."

'Sorry, you are right. I shouldn't ask you that much, but I would want to ask Koro-sensei to be my child's godparent. I feel that without him, I wouldn't be able to handle it.'

Karen: "You'll get him back. I know it."

'Thanks, Karen.'

OK, back to Rito. I don't want to have suddenly depressing thoughts.

Ryoto: "Before we were interrupted, you didn't answer. Why did you have Haruna's panties on your head?"

Rito started explaining his story avoiding some detail because I know that 'lucky pervert' is a lot more powerful than what he described.

Wait, does it mean that Haruna is going commando around the school?

Ryoto: "You need to give back this underwear to her as soon as possible."

Rito: "I know it Nii-san, but how!?"

Lala: "You want to return this to Haruna-chan?"

Lala joined the conversation.

Rito: "Obviously. If I had some kind of machine or device to do it for me."

Rito answered dejectedly.

Lala: "Why didn't you say so!?"

Lala took out her D-Dial that she upgraded to look like a smartphone instead of a flip phone, and took out a device that looked like a magnet.

Lala: "It's Find-find Owner-kun. It will make panties return to the owner!"

Rito: "Wait, wai-!!!"

Rito didn't have time to refuse as Lala turned the device on, and the panties the Rito was holding flew somewhere together with Rito, who apparently didn't plan on letting go of them.

I put my hands together to pray for my brother as his luck today wasn't the best. But he is a big boy, so he'll need to solve his problems alone unless he is in real danger. I only give advice. I'm not Doraemon.

Wait, is Lala a Doraemon? She has a lot of machines that could solve a lot of problems, but there is often a catch.

With these thoughts, Lala and I returned to the classroom.

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