Chapter 61: Stupid Lucky Pervert

(3rd person perspective)

In the Yamada Academy principal's office, the intense smell of sweat and sex filled the room.

Standing in the office was a fat middle-aged man, his bald head and silly expression made him look like an idiot, but the fact that this nasty man was receiving oral sex from a beautiful black-haired schoolgirl and a sexy maid with tanned skin could make most men die of envy.

"You're improving Miss Shinomiya" - The sexy maid smiled motherly as she taught the beautiful schoolgirl the proper way to lick the fat man's crotch.

With semen covering her flushed face, Kaguya Shinomiya licked Satou's crotch with a euphoric expression as if she were a drug addict who managed to get into a hospital drug store.

"..." - Satou's rational side had faded allowing him to enjoy the moment without thinking about the problems this could bring.

Although Kaguya was learning from Anida at high speed, she was still an inexperienced girl so her movements were still clumsy, but it was her clumsiness and inexperience that made her cute so Satou had started stroking her head forgetting about the effects aphrodisiacs of his ability [Headpat].

Kaguya felt immense disgust and disgust towards the piece of meat that was pressed against her mouth, but the strong male scent was clouding her mind as the heat of her body increased with every second.

When Satou's hand began to caress her head, a pleasant and unfamiliar sensation began to emerge on her chest, the warmth of a father figure.

Kaguya already knew the feeling of romantic love, but maternal and paternal love was something completely unknown to her as her mother died when Kaguya was born and her father always treated her as a tool and not as a person.

For Kaguya, the closest thing to a mother was her best friend Ai Hayasaka and even if Kaguya herself had not discovered it, her affection for her friend was more akin to love for the family than simple friendship, which is why Kaguya was willing to give up everything in order to protect her best friend.

Although Kaguya had a sharp and strategic mind, all the stress that had been pressing her heart the last few days caused her mental defenses to diminish which left her vulnerable to the kind demeanor of Anida who in a matter of minutes gained a place in her heart as a mother figure.

Kaguya's growing lust, her emotional weakness, her despair in her heart, and Anida's kindness made Kaguya's reeling mind see the man patting her head as a father figure.

Kaguya felt unexpected happiness in her heart, but as soon as she became aware of her feelings, the rational side of her struggled to cast off these new emotions.

The experiences that Kaguya had undergone as a child made her develop three pseudo personalities that helped her face her problems: The Ice Queen who represents her coldness and rationality, The Moron who shows her joy and sincerity, and The Child who expresses her innocence and naivety.

As Kaguya used her small tongue to taste Satou's semen, a conflict occurred in her mind.

"We have to stop this stupidity!" - Ice Queen screamed with fury and coldness.

"But patting feels good..." - Child whispered under her breath.

"Besides, the taste is good, it's the most delicious we've ever tasted" - Moron smiled with an expression of satisfaction.

"Do you have any idea how disgusting this is?!" - Ice Queen was about to go insane due to fury, but even then she kept her cold expression.

"What's so unpleasant about it?" - Child asked innocently.

"We shouldn't be licking a man's crotch!" - Ice Queen yelled in frustration.

Moron tilted her head in confusion. - "Why? It is the first time we feel this happy "

"This is only the effect of the lust produced by our endorphins" - Ice Queen sighed with disdain. - "We must stop this stupidity"

"But I like pats..." - Child lowered her head sadly.

Ice Queen was raging because with each passing second, Kaguya's lust grew and if this continued, the rational side (Ice Queen) would lose control of Kaguya's mind which would lead her to a path of no return.

Ice Queen thought about how to convince her two silly companions and an idea occurred to her.

"If we continue like this then our relationship with Shirogane Miyuki will be broken" - Ice Queen tried to show a sad expression, but her face could only show coldness. - "Do you want that to happen?"

Moron shook her head. - "I don't want to, we love him and we don't want to leave him"

Child also shook her head, she liked Miyuki and she didn't want to lose him.

"Then let's stop this stupidity" - Ice Queen smiled coldly.

"Why must we stop?" - Moron asked in confusion. - "We're just licking the principal, we don't have to lose our relationship with Shirogane-kun"

"..." - Ice Queen patted her face in frustration.

"It's true" - Child nodded repeatedly. - "The principal is not a terrifying man as we imagine, if he could be our father our lives would be happier"

"Do not say stupid things!" - Ice Queen was losing her cool.

"It's not really a bad idea" - Moron smiled happily. - "Think about it, the principal can protect us from our father and he will take care of our friends, also he can give us more of that white substance that is so delicious"

"You girls are...!" - Ice Queen was about to scream, but she stopped.

Ice Queen had the most important role in Kaguya's mind, she was in charge of self-preservation and survival so her role consisted of protecting Kaguya while she followed the teachings of the Shinomiya family.

Due to her need to protect Kaguya's integrity and pride, she had forgotten the greatest threat to Kaguya's life and integrity, Gan'an Shinomiya.

Thinking about it rationally, even if the principal was really a wolf in sheep's clothing, he at least protected his own toys, and seeing Ai Hayasaka it is certain that he has not mistreated her.

Whether the principal is a genius of manipulation who takes advantage of the innocence of the girls to get their hearts, or whether he really is a good man, this did not change the truth, life with the director was much better than living with the Shinomiya Family.

Ice Queen analyzed the situation and no matter how many scenarios she imagined, in each option, she would end up being used as a currency in the Gan'an Shinomiya negotiations at the same time that her friends would have tragic endings.

There was only one scenario where her life was relatively nice, being the principal's woman.

What convinced Ice Queen that this was the best path was her interaction with the woman named Kiara. Just remembering her smile was enough for the Ice Queen to shudder in fear, that woman could only be described as a cruel and sadistic beast disguised as a beautiful woman.

Ice Queen knew that antagonizing that woman would have a worse outcome than death, and if the headmaster could control a beast like her then he was even more dangerous.

"Fine" - Ice Queen finished thinking about all the available options and made a decision based on rationality and survival instinct. - "If you two listen to me in everything I say, I assure you that we will have everything we have always wanted"

"Yey!" - Moron and Child yelled happily.

Ice Queen looked at her two companions and was envious of the stupidity, ignorance, and innocence of her two companions.

The idiot smiles while the genie suffers, Ice Queen wanted to be just as carefree as her two foolish companions, but she couldn't do it since she had to protect Kaguya.

Ice Queen chose a path that would hurt Kaguya's heart, but in the long run, it would be the best option for her life.

Ice Queen was about to hand over Kaguya's virginity to the obese principal and would later convince him to adopt her through an agreement with Gan'an Shinomiya, but at that moment Ice Queen realized a problem, Kaguya had been under a lot of stress, lust, and mental fatigue so he was losing consciousness.

Ice Queen sighed and decided to postpone her plans, she would do anything to keep Kaguya alive.

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(Perspective Satou Yamada)

I scratched my cheek awkwardly looking at the two women in front of me.

"To think that this girl would lose consciousness only with oral sex, I have a lot to teach her" - Anida smiled gently as she hugged a sleeping Kaguya.

I knocked two girls unconscious before lunchtime, I can no longer deny Kei's derogatory comments about how degenerate I am.

"Satou-sama, it's almost time for lunch and you promised that you would eat together with Professor Tetsuo and Professor Kyoko" - Anida smiled gently at me. - "I'll take care of cleaning things so you can go with your friends"

I make a mess and it is Anida who has to clean it up, I feel guilty at the same time that my love for this beautiful woman continues to grow.

I took a look at Hayasaka who was still unconscious with a goofy smile and sighed, now I'm sure the antidepressant medications are increasing my libido, not because the medications have side effects, but because my depression suppressed my lust.

I need to talk to Mikado about this to find a solution or an accident could happen in the future.

I shook my head and took out a magical device to cleanse my body and clothes that had been soaked with the two girls' fluids.

After dressing up and making sure my body didn't smell like I'd been in an orgy I walked over to Anida and gave her a soft kiss. - "Thank you for always supporting me, I love you"

Anida showed a beautiful smile. - "I love you too Satou-sama"

I smiled and left my office after checking with the cameras that there were no people around or it will be bad if rumors arise that I had sex with the president of the student council during school hours.

As I walked through the corridors in the direction of the teachers' office I enjoyed the peace of the empty corridors, there are still 10 minutes to lunchtime so the students were in their classrooms giving me a moment of peace.

When I walked in front of the science room the door was exploded open.

I didn't feel the slightest pain, but my body was knocked over when a sensation of extreme softness hit my abdomen.

My vision was totally dark as something soft and squishy was on my face. The explosion had been so sudden that my mouth fell open in surprise.

Although I did not understand what was happening, a bitter taste and sweet smell let me know that I was again in a clichéd anime ecchi situation.

I hurriedly tried to push the woman who was sitting on my face away, but when my hands grabbed her hip she let out a cute moan as her fleshy thighs tightened around my head preventing me from leaving this soft prison.

I didn't recognize the girl's voice which made me feel nervous, I don't want to accidentally corrupt another girl and the most worrying thing is that this girl is not wearing underwear so some of my saliva had entered her genital area.

"Hizuki-san are you okay?" - I heard Lala's voice approaching.

"Again you screwed up one of my inventions damn cow tit!" - A female voice yelled angrily.

"W-wait girls ... Ah~" - The girl who was sitting on my face tried to get up, but her movements only rubbed her intimate area against my mouth which had started to moisten it.

The girl seemed to be extremely sensitive as after only 10 seconds of having my mouth against her genitals she came.

"Ahhh ♥ ~!" - The girl lost her strength due to her orgasm so I was able to push her away and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to wipe my face.

The entrance to the science lab room was filled with smoke so the people inside hadn't seen me, but two female silhouettes were appearing out of the smoke.

"Satou?" - Lala appeared from the smoke and looked at me in surprise.

"Principal?" - Next to Lala was a pretty blonde girl of short stature and flat chest, just looking at her I can tell that she is the stereotype of loli tsundere.

"H-Hello" - I greeted awkwardly.

Somehow I feel like a man who was caught by his wife while he was with his mistress.

"P-Principal, I can explain" - The blonde loli looked at me nervously when noticing the dust on my clothes. - "T-The butler robot shouldn't explode, it was the silly cow's fault for pressing the self-destruct button ..."

"Why did you build a robot with a self-destruct button?" - I answered unconsciously while rolling my eyes.

"Because it's great" - The loli puffed out her flat chest with pride.

I resisted the urge to slap my face.

"But I'm serious principal, this is not my fault" - The loli pointed to a half-naked girl who was sitting on the floor with a lost expression and flushed cheeks. - "It was this silly cow's fault!"

Now that I see the girl I must say that she is so cute that I want to stroke her head.

Her face was cute with an innocent expression, her long purple hair was beautiful which combined with her voluptuous figure gave her a sexy as well as adorable appearance.

The most striking thing were her ears since instead of having human ears, she had hairy and pointed ears similar to the ears of a dog, since she was only dressed in a white shirt that showed her well-developed rear, I could see one little dog's tail on her white buttocks.

I love nekomimi girls, but I like inumimi too.

I didn't know what to say and I wanted to ask for an explanation, but I felt a strange look so I looked at Lala who was looking at me strangely.

Lala looked at me, then she looked at the dog-eared girl, then she looked at the small puddle of slimy fluid underneath the dog-eared girl, then she looked back at me and the cycle of glances continued.

After repeating the gaze cycle another three times, Lala frowned as she puffed out her cheeks into a cute pout. - "It's not fair Satou, I arrived first"

… I give up, I don't understand the mind of this cute girl.

I didn't have time to respond as the bell for lunch rang.

Traces of explosion, a half-naked girl who doesn't hide her demihuman features, an irrational loli tsundere, an angry Lala, and a stupid principal who doesn't know what to do, it will be bad if the students see this.

With my skill [High-Speed ​​Movement] I carried the dog-eared girl and pushed Lala and the blonde loli into the science room and then closed the door.

When I closed the door, I heard the footsteps of the students coming out of their classrooms and walking down the hallways.

"Hey, don't you smell a burning smell?" - A boy asked.

"Now that you mention it there is a smell of smoke" - Another boy replied. - "There is also a strange smell ..."

"Who knows, maybe someone ate eel sushi" - A girl responded apathetically.

"Hey watch out, someone spilled water in the hall" - A boy expressed angrily.

"Water? This doesn't look like water… "- A boy commented curiously.

"No matter what it is, we have to hurry to the patio or the onigiri will run out and I don't want to keep buying bread or I'll get fat" - A girl spoke angrily.

So the students left the corridor, I never thought I was grateful for the lack of sex education in Japan, in my past life the students would have easily realized what those fluids were...

I let out a sigh, but then flinched when I felt someone was trying to smell my neck.

When I hurried to the classroom I carried the girl with dog ears like a princess, now this girl was smelling my body while her eyes were glassy.

Leaving aside how erotic her expression was, her actions reminded me of a puppy smelling her owner, her tenderness made me smile, I want to make a good meal for this cute creature.

"Satou!" - Lala's cute angry voice snapped me out of my silly thoughts. - "You're smiling too much!"

"… Ahem" - I coughed awkwardly, it's not my fault that this girl is so adorable. - "But going back to the important thing, why did you cause an explosion?"

I tried to change the subject and even though Lala kept pouting in anger, the blonde loli fell into my master plan and she started to explain what happened.

In short, Lala befriended two girls from the demihuman community, the cyborg loli named Airi Kuze and the big-breasted inumimi girl Ayana Hizuki (Manga/Anime: Kagaku na Yatsura).

Although I have my doubts if a cyborg can be considered a demihuman, I kept my doubts in my mind.

Airi and Ayana are scientists just like Lala, Airi is focused on the field of robotics while Ayana is focused on biology and genetics.

Lala and Airi were talking about their experiments when Ayana tripped and accidentally pressed the self-destruct button on the butler robot which caused this problem.

"I understand" - I nodded. - "Now help me to make this girl let go of me"

When Airi started explaining to me, I let go of Ayana but she was hugging me tightly, refusing to let go.

"What's the matter with you, silly cow?" - Airi raised an eyebrow when she saw the behavior of her friend ...

They are friends? Rather, they seem like a victim of bullying and her abuser.

"I-I don't know what's wrong ..." - Ayana spoke in a breathless voice. - "I don't want to get away from him, I like the smell of him, my lower part itches and I feel hot..."

That sounds like what a dog feels during mating season… Oh.

I looked at Lala. - "Please, help me to move her away"

What I did with Hayasaka and Kaguya was not enough to satisfy me and Ayana was waking up the monster in my pants.

"Hmph" - Lala looked away as she crossed her arms.

Lala is cute when she acts like this, but I'm in trouble.

As I struggled to push Ayana away and contain my lust, four robotic hands reached out to grasp Ayana's limbs.

"You're acting weirder than usual, you silly cow" - Airi looked at Ayana with a frown.

Airi was wearing a backpack despite being inside the laboratory, 4 robotic arms had come out of that backpack that held Ayana in a not very appropriate position that reminded me of bondage porn movies...

Ayana was panting heavily with a flushed face, a viscous liquid was dripping from her intimate area and her glassy gaze was moving towards my crotch unconsciously.

I sighed and took out my cell phone to call Mikado, maybe she knows how to deal with this.

As for Lala ...

"Hmph!"

Hell, she's cute when she pouts.

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Author's Note:

How are the parties going?

I went up a size in just one week, it was worth it.

Anyway, a hug <3