Embarrassedment Shower Dinner

So I was left with no choice but to accept my fate .. because I'm getting more eager to get that Shower. And I don't know how they are tolerating the horrible smell that coming from me.

Thoughts for later..... now I should focus on the situation I'm in right now.

Madame Miranda did most of the job.

Removing the breastplate from me.

Because the other two young ladies have zero experience about this, but they are intelligent enough to learn from their mother...

Everything else was removed from my upper body one by one, But when she tried to remove the lower part.

I stopped her and grabbed her hand," My lady I'm thankful for your expertise, But I like to keep the last remains of my dignity. I can do it my self".

And thus she came back to reality, And realized that what was she about to do to a complete stranger. But regain her stoic expression initially and nodded.

But that can't be said for my other useless audience. They're looked very disappointed. It's like they were watching a favorite TV show and it just ended with a massive cliffhanger.

After that, they left and I did the unfinished work myself. I heard those boys shouting something to their mother about Man's job...

They were shouting about and why they're mother didn't call for them?

But after hearing from their mother they started badmouthing their sisters. Well, it's not my fault...

I finished my work and wrap a towel, I heard someone knocked on the door, I said "it's open" and the boys came in and apologize to me about their families behavior.

I just wave my hands told them that it's okay. if they want anything else?

They looked a little embarrassed also a little fear to speak ....so I told them they can speak their mind.

" Well... um... could we clean your armor and equipments Ser...? "

Cleaning my equipment ? well, I don't have any problem with that.

"Well, go ahead lads..."

They looked very happy .. like it's Christmas..I wonder why?

ah.... now I get it.... they want to be a knight...

Well, who doesn't?

Hell..... I myself wanted to be one too..

And that is One of the reasons I played For Honor and other medieval games...

Well in real life ... to become a knight... a person needs to become squire at first... And as a squire he will get his training from the knight, And as squire he will have to polish the knights armor, clean his clothes, groom his horse, and other stuff etc ...

And when time comes and the Knight thinks if he is ready or done something to make himself worthy.. Then the squire will get his knighthood.

Or saving a damsel in distress as I did....huh well good for me that I don't have go through all that tasks.

Now, where is my long waited bath?

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Half an hour later one of the boys informed that it's prepared.

The bath has been prepared in the small courtyard. in a wooden tub.

Thus I did not wait a second to soak in the water.

ahhh...., the Bliss of warm water.

It's just feels like heaven.

Everything is just perfect... only thing that is missing is the scrubbing maid.

..oh..... someone is coming...

To my unfortunate fate, no maid or maiden come but the wannabe squire boys came with the scrubber.

They asked for permission to scrub my back. And destroyed my Blissful bath with tons of adventure questions...

I don't know,,, should I cry or laugh..

Sigh) there goes my dream of fantasy bath...😭

Well after taking my uhm f** bath.

I dressed with my new medieval outfits the pants with breeches. Damn this feels very awkward as hell....

After that I looked outside from my window on the other side of the courtyard.

On the opposite side, another house built similarly.

And apparently, the in owners of this inn lives there.

And I could see from here, that they're making dinner,

damn....it.... this is booring.... I miss the Internet now .

If my god is still watching me please send a Smartphone with no need for a charge .. Then it would solve all the problems for me .

Nah.... If HE at least speaks to me it would be enough... I think.

oh, a knock "yas come in. it's open ..oh miss Jane what is it?"

" Ser Alan we have prepared the food. if you're ready then please come with me, so we can start our dinner". she politely said and acted like a lady should ? or so it seems.

so I offered her my arm like a gentleman. she just blushed didn't know what to do. So I told her to lock arms. she gradually took it ...

we started to walk and I took some side glances at her breast ...damn those are G - cup sizes I can tell it.

and the new dress she's wearing is just calling me to grab them and feel the softness .....but...

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I'm a gentleman so I did no such thing.

(2 hours ago.....)

I'm telling boy's about history of how the valyrians were able to successfully destroyed the ghiscari slave empire ... But interrupted by their sister Alice.

" Ser Alan.... Um... Should we send the dinner to your room?"

" Well my lady, if we have enough space. I would very much like to eat all of us together".I replied to her.

she's just ran away without telling me anything. so I send the boys to learn what are they planning. Alban returned a few minutes later.

" We're having a feast so It will take some time." The boy happily informed me.

So the boys have also gone to help and I was left in my room in peace.

( End flash back)

So now I and Jane entered inside dinning room, Everyone is waiting at the table.

And I observed the rooms. everything is the same.

The little different is that each occupied room was with that person's favorite style that's all..

Everyone dressed as good as they can and Alice looks the same as Jane .....well there twins after all.

Though there is an emotion I'm peeking from Alice,,, it smells like jealousy...?

Mrs. Miranda looks stunning with that black dress and with white cleavage....

Aghh..... what am thinking.....???

At least my emotion was well hidden with my smiling expression ... And I kept my eyes on her face as much as I could.... not on her breasts.....

The table was big enough to for all of us and I sat down on the other ends of the table.

To my opposite sat the landlady and her two daughters in my flank and boys her.

The menu on the table is very good. in medieval standards.

They brought bread and cooked a big chicken And salads.

There are lots of other stuff as well, mostly veggies. And I'm impressed..

... And there is also a wine bottle?

Now that is something expensive...!!!

Though I can guess that, this bottle of wine is no Dornish Red or Arbor Gold.

But I'm not disappointed. that bottle might be her husband's one of a prized possession.

I started my conversation with a compliment.

" My Lady. You look very lovely as your daughters. I would not recognize you, if you did not dressed in different colors."

She smiled at the compliment, "Flattering will get you everywhere Ser. Thank you nonetheless for your kind words, but I know my age."

" But I'm not lying madame. To be honest, I can not actually guess how old are you!!! But if you don't believe me, then we can change the topic."

Now I could see both girls are being jealous of their mother. And the boys are just concentrating on the foods.

"I'm very curious. Why go through all this trouble ? making such lavish dinner my lady? I would be very strange for a stranger like me!!!

Mrs Miranda Replied, " Well, ofcourse it would be strange. You're very lucky to attend Ser. Cause tonight is my daughters name day. So it's basically Alice and Jane's name day feast."

Well that was a surprise.

So we're celebrating their 17th name day or I can call it they just became 18 years old.

" Is that so.... Then a congratulations is all I can give to you ladies. But rest assure I'll be giving it at a later date."

Mrs Miranda told me that it's not nesessary. But I'll try give them something anyway.

The girls just blushed. To be honest they are very cute.

Hmm.... they are passing the prime time for marriages.

So I learned that they did find a few sutor for it. But the ones they found wanted this inn as dowry or too scared of those bullies. So the negotiation was off.

Hmm, maybe that's why these boys want to become a Knight. So they can depend on themselves and protect their family, or just wants glory.... I don't know....

But I do need someone to take care of my subordinate roles. And somehow I think these boys are very good option. I'll think of way ...

We started our feast. I was very hungry after all. And somehow my landlady knows that that too. So she didn't delayed it any farther.

I kept my table manners as much as I could. And this family tried that as well, I don't know why... But this is very awkward for all of us. Because sudden formality is very hard for anyone that do not have the experience.

So after the feast ended I gave them my gift for their name day that I currently could, to lighten up the mood.

And it's the song that Ed Sheeran sang as a Lannister Soldier.....

"The hands of gold''...