Chapter 2

23 hours and 59 minutes later...

"AHHHHHAHHHHHHH. THE MISERY WILL IT EVER END?"

The voice sounded back up.

"Congratulations, you have received you memories. Please, don't try to think of to many things, or another 'episode' might happen"

My painful stupor suddenly came to a stop, and I was flooded with a bunch of memories. "Mom, Dad, Amber, Jose, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you. Mom, I was a crappy son, please forgive me. I should have cherished those few memories we had together. Dad, I'm sorry I got into so many arguments with you. Now I realize how childish I was. Amber, Fuck you. Jose, I love you man, wish we could have hung out and played more late night call-of-duty" I realized the fragility of life and how quick it passes. At that moment, I vowed to take nothing for granted, as there are so many unknowns in life.

I heard the voice of God, "Ah, how sentimental, I remember those feelings. Well, I am omnipresent after all. Anyways, yeah, I messed up, and now I'm compensating you. You get to be reincarnated in Naruto! And yes, you get three wishes. But before you start, you should keep up some things in mind. First, you can have a system, but it will be a system of my choice. Secondly, you cannot wish for something that would make a world unbalanced. Thirdly, If you break any of the rules I have stated before, then I will give you three wishes of my own, which will be quite unsatisfactory. Please, wish ahead."

"With all do respect, God, you messed up, shouldn't you compensate me more?"

"I'm God, why should I care what you think? You're lucky enough to be getting this from me as it is."

I started to seriously think about what I should wish for. Uchiha eyes? Wood Release, Instant Mastery? I wouldn't even know where to begin. Well people who choose Wood Release always do good in novels, why don't I go with that? It's overpowered, but it's not something that will make a world unbalanced, plus, it's super versatile in combat and it gives the user great vitality.

"Wood release, not a bad choice. Oh and by the way I knew what you were even going to say before you even said it."

"Then what's the point of me doing anything? Wouldn't that be a paradox if I decided to not say anything?"

"But you said something, as I knew that me granting three wishes would elicit some sort of response, therefore I knew what response you wanted before you even wanted it. You have one wish left, unless you don't want a system."

I suddenly thought of something. Would I retain my memories if I didn't wish for it? "God, do I retain my memories if I don't ask for them?"

"No."

"Is it within the rules?"

God responded with a serious voice, "Can't say. That's a gamble your going to have to take."

Should I go for it? Either way if it's against the rules or not, i'm still going to loose my memories. Why not?

"Very well, your wishes are to have a system of my choice, wood release, and your memories intact. Do you wish to make any revisions?"

"No." I replied with a serious face.

"Oh and by the way, there were no rules. you could've wished for anything you wanted, even more wishes, heck, you could've wished to be a God for all I care. Have fun in Naruto. Try not to die, I really don't want to see you in heaven."