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Cross' Secret Menu Recipe: Rainbow Xuanwu Longevity Soup!

Long Chen went outside and saw a Heavenly Purple Thunder Lizard. Cross grabbed the Spear and flashed through the void before piercing the head of the lizard and stealing the corpse as he vanished.

Cross threw the corpse to Long Chen and took the ring, he also gave him the spear. Long Chen took back Lei Ling'er from the Tribulation and gave her the Lizard corpse. She stripped the scales from him and devoured them for herself.

The group continued on before coming to a desolate place, apparently these ruins was the Saint King Competition spot? What?

The group walked and a loud sneer was heard "Isn't this the-" Cross blurred and suddenly had a turtle head and headless body in his hands. Everyone was stunned, Cross said "This is good stuff!" as he took some blood for himself before giving the corpse to Guo Ran and Xia Chen, who jumped in joy.

The Black Turtle clan were white with fear and Cross said "Old man, Turtle soup increased life span... Are you hungry?" The Full Moon clan patriarch, Xu Jianxiong, chuckled and Cross clapped his hands and walked over slowly saying "Don't be scared. This daddy is just going to cook you up, you see this is another type of living? Maybe in your next life you'll become a clam!"

The Black Turtle people ran away in fear as Cross pounced and caught one of them, tying him up and dragging him along, humming happily "Turtle soup~ Turtle soup~" the Middle Aged man pissed himself in fear.

They got to the Full Moon seating area and set up a temporary camp. Cross slapped the middle aged man to death, making him turn back into a black turtle. He dug a big pit and threw a bunch of wood in the pit before lighting it ablaze.

A giant pot appeared and Cross hovered over it, humming to himself as he poured golden water inside that had a hint of Immortal Aura from the demon corpse. He got a bunch of juicy vegetables and precious herbs and then prepped the turtle meat, chopping it up into cubes before dumping it all into the pot.

He took a few herbs and grinded them into flour before making noodles and throwing them into the boiling pot.

He threw in the turtle shell as well for extra flavor and fashioned a giant wooden spoon, squatting in the void as he stirred the soup. He was pretty fucking extravagant as he used Fusang AND Taiyin wood together to make the spoon. It became a Hierarch Weapon!

Everyone was completely stunned, he really cooked the turtle!

A few minutes later

A heavenly aroma spread from the pot. Cross stood up and tapped the pot with the Hierarch Weapon spoon as he said "Dinner's ready!" Everybody looked at each other before scrambling to the pot with bowls.

Cross served everyone and said "Cross' Secret Menu recipe! Rainbow Xuanwu Longevity Soup!" he poured everyone a big bowl and said "Enjoy!" Xu Jianxiong had a spoonful and his clothes exploded. He said in awe "Wow! So good!" his white hair even turned black and his wrinkles disappeared, stunning the other Full Moon clansmen, who started eating with gusto and coming back for seconds.

After the first serving, there were no more old men in the Full Moon Clan.

Cross had a bowl and slurped up the noodles with a happy expression. Feng Xue'er ate gracefully, tying her hair in a loose bun, looking extremely beautiful. Cross reached into her bowl and picked up some turtle meat, he blew on it and said "Come, love. Turtle meat is good for the blood." as he fed her.

Xue'er smiled beautifully and opened her mouth, Cross took the meat away and kissed her before putting the food in her mouth. Feng Xue'er giggled and looked at him lovingly, Cross smiled happily and continued feeding her.

Lily looked at Guo Ran, who jumped and said "Are you crazy?!" Lily clicked her tongue and ate, Guo Ran stopped her before feeding her, Lily had a happy smile and Guo Ran smiled a bit before getting hit in the head with a giant spoon.

Cross grumbled "Damn kids..." everyone sat at the same table and ate the Rainbow Xuanwu Longevity Soup happily, conversing amongst each other. The soup was really good and even made some people have minor rises in their Cultivations!

Suddenly, a Full Moon young man ran over and said "The Immortal Aristocrat Family, the Long Family came here to see Long Chen!" Cross looked over and said "Aiyo! My favorite blood bank is back?" Long Chen punched him saying "That's my blood, you know!" Cross dodged and chuckled "Tomato, Tomato."

Long Chen rolled his eyes and finished his bowl before getting up. Cross finished his bowl and rubbed his hands following along with excitement. If he could get even more blood, that would be great!

He was naturally a greedy person, don't look at him giving the Spear to Long Chen as a sign that he wasn't greedy. Long Chen and him we're very close brothers, pretty much blood brothers. He would give almost anything if Long Chen asked. The fact that Long Chen didn't ask for everything was proof that Long Chen didn't take him for granted.

Cross handed the giant spoon to Feng Xue'er, who was stunned. Cross said with a smile "Silly girl, that Spoon was made with Sunfire and Moonfire Wood." Feng Xue'er was shocked and held the spoon in awe.

Cross patted her head and said "I can make you a fork if you want." Xue'er giggled and said "Scram!" Cross chuckled and scrammed as he was told, right after Long Chen. He frowned and said "Xuexue, give me the spoon. I'll give it back, I promise." Xue'er smiled and threw the spoon.

Cross didn't even turn around and caught the spoon before going to Long Chen and Xu Jianxiong. He came to the scenes and heard "Long Chen, aren't you impolite?" Cross saw a woman sneer and reply "What did you expect from a mortal world ascendant?"

Cross was filled with anger and smashed his spoon out, slamming that woman's face and sending her flying as he made his presence known. He strode into the meeting place and said coldly "You dare look down on Ascendants? Believe it or not, this daddy is an Ascendant as well. If I'm trash in you eyes, then what are you?"

He looked at the old man and said "Your Long Clan, is it very famous? I heard there's only a bunch of thieves and scum in it, I mean you harbor a despicable waste with peacock feathers as a Supreme genius, obviously your Patriarch has lost his sight long ago." the old man was enraged and said "You dare?!" Cross sneered "Oh, I dare. I fucking dare! You won't leave this tent today, do you fucking believe it!?"

His gaze was filled with killing intent and Long Chen said "Relax. Let me handle my affairs." Cross narrowed his eyes and clicked his tongue, sitting on the spoon, that floated in the air under him. The old man said coldly "What is this Spirit talking nonsense here for?" Cross' eyes were bone chillingly cold as he looked at the old man, Long Chen said with a cold smile "8th Elder, do you represent the entire Long family?"

The 8th Elder said "Yes, the Long Family sent me on their behalf." Cross chuckled and his eyes were glowing a deadly light. Suddenly a woman walked in with an old man, it was Jiang Feng Fei! The girl from like 3 chapters ago!

Cross looked at her and she looked back, before blinking with a smile. Cross pursed his lips and tapped his spoon. she floated through the air and sat next to him. He grinned and she said quickly "I just came because of friendship with Long Chen from the Mortal World, the Old man is curious and wanted to take a look."

The old man looked at Cross deeply before talking to Long Chen. Cross leaned over and whispered in Jiang Feng Fei's ear "You merged your Supreme Bone, Roots, and Blood already, but won't that cut you off at the Hierarch Realm when you condense your 3 flowers?"

Jiang Feng Fei was stunned, just this? She replied "Merging in the Immortal King Realm is the best time, when you condense your 3 flowers they contain the power of your bones, root, and blood each. Then 3 become one but really its 9 in 1."

Cross said "Ohh! I understand now..." he went silent as if he was thinking about something, Jiang Feng Fei tilted her head with a smile, the so-called Super Demon was like this? She whispered "You're different from the rumors." Cross was brought out of his thoughts and smiled saying "Did you expect someone ugly?"

Jiang Feng Fei giggled as she said "More like... Evil?" Cross replied "If you count charming women as Evil, then I'm a big devil." Jiang Feng Fei covered her mouth and lightly slapped his shoulder, Cross smiled and added "But really, you haven't done anything to me. If we were enemies, maybe you wouldn't have a head."

Jiang Feng Fei smiled beautifully and said "I guess, I'm lucky?" Cross scratched her nose and said "Extremely." the old man looked at the two, clearly startled. They looked so intimate? It was as if they were already lovers! Clearly, she has never met Cross before, what was this situation.

Long Chen pursed his lips, as expected, no woman can resist the charms of Elder Brother. The Old man pretended to have a coughing fit and Jiang Feng Fei jumped off with an embarrassed blush, she had actually forgotten about the world for a moment. She smiled at Long Chen and glanced at Cross, who winked at her, before leaving with pink ears.

As Feng Fei left, a kid from the Long Family shouted "You, as a Long clan person, colluded with the Jiang Family?! Giving them the Universal Cauldron to hug their thighs?!" Long Chen had enough and slapped the kid, he smashed through the tent, the restriction and splattered on the wall outside. Cross rode the spoon like a surfboard and passed Jiang Feng Fei, who was coincidentally next to the splattered kid.

Cross smiled and said "Hey, you." as he ripped the Long Family kid's head off and ripped his ring off, shattering his soul and stealing the corpse. Jiang Feng Fei smiled and said "I guess I really am lucky." Cross smiled and reached into a crack in the void before pulling out a wooden sword with a Gold and Black pattern, truly beautiful designs.

He put the sword in her hands before pinching her nose as he said "I hope we can meet again, little beauty." he smiled softly and flew back to the tent on his spoon. Feng Fei was startled and the old man chuckled saying "Perhaps, you won't get Long Chen but someone better?"

Feng Fei blushed and held the sword, looking at it. The old man choked on his laugh and took the sword in her hands with an amazed expression. Feng Fei was a bit uncomfortable and frowned, the old man blinked and looked at her disgruntled expression, he laughed and handed her the sword back saying "Little Fei, relax. I won't take this away from you, though I very much want to."

Feng Fei hugged the sword and said "Why?" The old man smiled meaningfully "You think that's ordinary wood? What's more, do you think that's a carved sword? I can tell you right now, that sword was made seconds ago, not only that, but it's a Hierarch weapon. Not only that but... Hehe~ The Heavens are truly blessing our Jiang clan!"

Feng Fei looked at the sword and asked "The wood?" The old man said "Ancient Fusang and Taiyin wood. This old has been extinct for a long time, even a piece the size of a thumb from either is extremely precious. You have an entire sword, not only that but it's made with an extraordinary method and the wood is seamlessly blended together. In terms of Hierarch weapons, I dare say it's at the peak!"

Feng Fei was dazed and looked at the sword blankly.

Cross had returned to the tent to catch a flying 8th elder by the neck. Cross grabbed his neck firmly and grinned saying "Since you represent the Long Family, perhaps you want to go to war with my Elf race? I guarantee, even 10 Heavenly Gods won't be able to save you from my army." he threw the 8th Elder on the ground at Long Chen's feet as he stood on the spoon, looking down at the Long Family disciples.

Cross narrowed his eyes and the world started shaking as the sky turned pitch black and he said "Next time you insult Ascendants, I will kill you. Even if I have to slaughter my way into the Long Family. Do I make myself clear, human?" the Long Family disciples were forced to their knees and turned white in fear.

Cross stomped on the spoon and sent it flying back to Xue'er as he took out his scythe, hanging it by his side as he stood in the air and said "I said. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear." the Long Family disciples nodded frantically and pissed themselves.

The old man watched and smirked saying "Little Fei, you must tame him. I'm liking him more and more! If I get a son-in-law like him in my Jiang Family, I can smile and laugh even in my dreams!" Feng Fei blushed and said "Tame? Are you joking?" The old man nodded and said "You're right. You must be in the Top 3 wives circle!" Feng Fei almost spat out blood.

Long Chen kicked the 8th Elder and said "Scram! I'm not a soft persimmon you can just pinch carelessly." The 8th Elder glared at Long Chen and Cross before saying "Wait for my Long Family revenge!"

Cross roared "FUCK OFF!" the sky had a long crack in it and a blood red eye glared at the Long group, who left in a flurry after that. Cross took a deep breath and everything went back to normal, Long Chen smiled wryly and said "So much for that..."

Cross flicked his wrist and the scythe spun back into a bracelet as he said apologetically "Sorry for interfering..." Long Chen patted his shoulder and said with a smile "I'm happy." Cross smiled and said "There's more soup, let's go back." Long Chen laughed and they went back.

Cross looked at the old man and Feng Fei in the distance and waved his hand, two bowls flew out to them and Cross went back to the table.

The old man caught the bowls and he was confused, Feng Fei was amused. She had a bit and her mouth opened wide in shock. The old man ate the bowl and he suddenly looked years younger! It was magic! The, now middle aged, old man ate the entire bowl and licked his lips as he said "And he knows filial piety!"

Feng Fei choked on her soup.

Stones or Jimmy will release 10 Million Fireflies into your room when you're trying to sleep.

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