Success

*Nervous laugh*

"B-brother the way you are speaking makes it sound like you've seen a goddess."

[Oh? Yeah. Does the Lunar goddess count?] 

*CHOKE* 

[Guys...?] 

*Sill choking* 

The elf slowly raises her slender hand pointing at me. 

"Y-you, you monster!" 

[What?] 

"Brother, are you serious?!"

[Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it.] 

*Stars in his eyes*

"How was she! Was she beautiful?!" 

[Well she had this weird magic. It changed her appearance automatically.]

"What?! How?!" 

[Well whatever you picture in your head a goddess to be is what she will look like.] 

"You mean…?!"

[Yep, the epitome of beauty. Ah, but if you imagine an ugly one it turns catastrophic.] 

"I would never dare even think about a celestial being as ugly!" 

[Your loss then. It's kinda fun to cycle between horrendous appearances then see them all proud haha.] 

The elf is horrified.