First World: Sneaking In Like Pros

With the performance concluded and the servants packing up, Qie Ranzhe somehow followed Wen Qinxi all the way home sticking to him like glue shielding the little lamb from other hungry wolves.

Wen Qinxi really wanted to chase him off but felt bad especially after he fend off those perverts earlier. A comfy bed and warm dinner

was the least he could do to thank him. Wen Qinxi had to sneak him into the house like a boy sneaking in his girlfriend into a collage dorm which FYI he had never done before.

"Jin-ge, do you have to bring him with us. You can reward him with two bowls of food tomorrow," whispered Lin Mingxu into Lin Jingxie's ear.

"What ever you have to say, say it out loud. Don't be shy, l know l am handsome so you don't have to whisper about it. Say it loud and proud like this 'Ran-ge is handsome'. Repeat after me, Ran-ge is-," said Qie Ranzhe giving him a taunting look before pushing him away with his hand that was still hanging around Lin Jingxie's shoulders.

"Shit! Who said you are fuckin handsome, more like an ugly troll," fired back a highly irritable Lin Mingxu wishing he could break that arm off Lin Jingxie's shoulders.

Wen Qinxi had tried several times to get out Qie Ranzhe's grasp but each time he tried, he was drawn in closer into a loose chokehold ultimately detering him from trying.

His mind suddenly went back to high school recalling how Qie Ranzhe used to be just like this with his friends swaggering around the school yard with girl screaming their lungs out. He would watch them through the window wishing he could be part of that clique. Maybe he would have found a cute loli to makeout with under the bleachers.

'Haaa such a big dream it was,' he thought looking up the fence they were about to jump over. "Mingxu, jump over first and check if the coast is clear," said Wen Qinxi patting his back but Lin Mingxu pouted in disapproval while shaking his head.

"Who will give you a boost if l am over at the other side?" he complained averting his gaze from Qie Ranzhe.

"Aish stop being difficult, Qie Ranzhe is taller than you. He will boost me up," said Wen Qinxi with his brows furrowed in annoyance.

Lin Mingxu gave in that was after Qie Ranzhe taunted him once more, "You heard that, l am taller than you shorty," he said with a sly grin but offended Wen Qinxi in the process.

"If he is shorty then what am l? You going to call me a fuckin midget?" said Wen Qinxi glaring daggers at him. Qie Ranzhe gazed back at him suddenly finding this angry Lin Mingxu surprisingly cute. He just want to poke and poke some more at the little kitten till he got mad then pat him to pacify his rage.

Realising the trap he had just set for himself Qie Ranzhe tried to appease Lin Jingxie otherwise he might change his mind and kick him out for the night. "No you are not, it was a joke," rubbing his shoulder in a coaxing manner.

'Shit! Why does it feel like he's a husband coaxing his little wife,' thought Wen Qinxi flicking Qie Ranzhe's hand off his shoulders.

"Troublesome," he said before pointing at Lin Mingxu, "chop chop we don't have all day."

Lin Mingxu obediently jumped over the fence checking if the coast was clear before saying, "Jin-ge its safe," in a loud whisper.

"Give me a boost," said Wen Qinxi as Qie Ranzhe laced his fingers together while leaning against the wall facing him.

Wen Qinxi stepped on his hands climbing onto Qie Ranzhe's shoulders to reach the top of the wall. He suddenly yelped like a puppy when his butt was somehow fondled by Qie Ranzhe.

"Hey, where do you think you are placing your hands?" said Wen Qinxi looking down at the teenager who looked like he had just received an electric shock with his guilty hand frozen mid-air. He shook his head in denial as though falsely accused. "Stop messing around and jump over," said Wen Qinxi climbing over to the other side.

The touch was definitely accidental but the pleasure that came with it was purely intentional. Qie Ranzhe found that Lin Jingxie's firm butt was kind of pleasing to touch. He felt like touching more of it and even giving it a gentle squeeze in the process. He hoped for more accidental opportunities while climbing over to join them. In an instant they had sucessfully snuck into Lin Jingxie's room completely unaware that had already been caught.

"Master Lin, the boys came back but jumped over the fence at the back of the mansion with a third person," said the servant who had dashed to the main study when he witnessed part of the crime.

Master Lin had clearly instructed the servant to let him know when the boys returned but didn't anticipate such a heinous crime deliberately sneaking someone into the mansion. His face scowled as he inquired further, "Is it a girl they snuck in?" If it was, then those boys would not live to see another daylight.

"I-I don't know. Forgive me Master Lin, l didn't take a closer look," said the terrified servant keeping his distance.

Master Lin tossed everything off his table, throwing a fit before storming out of the room mumbling, "Those two idiots think they are going to make me a grandfather when l am still young, they better think again."

His mind had already run wild with various scenarios. He had never laid a single hand on them, okay, maybe once but it had been a light spank when they were toddlers. If it turned out as he thought it was, he planned on beating them black and blue that they wouldn't dare look at a woman ever again till they turned forty.

Like a police officer conducting a drug raid, he kicked open the door yelling, "Jin!" before he froze with a puzzled face. 'What the fuck are they doing?' he thought standing there like a statue.