Clowns

"Breaking News! News reaching us at his hour is that there has been an explosion in Seoul. Yes! You heard that clearly, an explosion! Eyewitnesses say the ones responsible were dancing c-clowns. Yes! We can now confirm the perpetrator was dressed in a clown outfit!

Hold on! We are getting reports that this did not just occur in Seoul but all over the country with the eyewitnesses describing the same thing! We are awaiting further details but what we have gathered is that Seoul, Busan, Gwangju, and Incheon are the cities that have been hit with casualties presumed to be in the hundreds. Is this the beginning of terrorist activity on South Korean soil? Stay tuned for further details."

The female newscaster reported.

"Hey bro! Are you guys seeing this!?" A man (A) called out to another.

"I am right here, aren't I?" The man (B) responded in an irritated tone.