Chapter 1

Urgh... My head... It hurts... Can someone turn off that annoying alarm already? Wait, what alarm?

"Wake up my love! Or else I will chop off your balls~."

My head snapped to the side of the unfamiliar alarm or rather the sound of someone speaking. Opening my eyes I saw an alarm clock with some weird anime girls on it.

"Wake up my love! Or else I will chop off your balls~."

Slam!

I quickly slammed my hand on top of the alarm clock, but the sound didn't stop. Groaning I picked it up looking for a button to turn it off.

click

"Finally... wait, why are my hands animated?" I stared down at my hands noticing how they are 'anime' like. Looking around the room, I quickly realized that everything was animated or rather like they were drawings from an anime or manga.

"Motohama, breakfast is ready!"

"C-coming mom!" Mom? Whatever.

I stood up and walked to the door opening it my body seemed to automatically move towards another door. Instinctively opening it, I found myself in the bathroom. Moving forwards to the mirror I checked who this person was or rather who Iwas.

What. The. Hell.

That was the only thought in my head seeing who stood on the other side of the reflection. It was a boy around the age of sixteen and was obviously Asian, Japanese perhaps? Standing around 170 centimeters with an average build it seemed that this boy was an average schoolboy.

"This has to be a dream," I said pinching myself in the arm.

"ouch!"

No no no no no no! It can't be. It can't be true! It's real! This is not a dream! Wait why am I speaking Japanese? I don't know Japanese!

I took a deep breath.

Ok, Mike Calm down calm down, It's fine, my life before this was boring anyways. My family was dead, so I didn't have anyone that I would miss back in my former life. Both of my parents died of natural causes and I didn't have any siblings, not to mention I was kind of a loner in my past life as well, not that I was anti-social, It's just that I've been too busy to be in any kind of relationship with someone else.

The only relations I had were with the boys at the military but, when you're at war you don't really make friends in fear of getting hurt.

I quickly finished my business in the bathroom walked out downstairs.

As soon as I got downstairs I was greeted by the smell of breakfast.

"Good morning, honey."

"Oh, uh, morning mom... Dad."

"Morning, son."

My mom was nothing short of beautiful, she had pale skin with long and wavy brown hair that ended at her back. A curved body that made her look like a MILF.

Numbers suddenly got into my head.

Were those her measurements?! I screamed in my head.

Sitting down at the table I took a look at the breakfast.

"It's bacon and eggs honey. I know that it's not the standard breakfast but I wanted to try something new"

"I-it's fine mom."

Damn, she's just my type of woman. As soon as I said that I felt disgusted and wanted to throw up.

Huh, it seems like this body only sees her as a mother. That's good I don't want any incest is wincest.

My dad who was reading the newspaper in front of me had short and black hair. He had tanned skin with some wrinkles on and an average build, but it was no doubt that he was good looking when he was younger.

Damn, I guess being in an anime world makes average people better looking. It's kinda weird tough how everybody looks like an anime character.

Man, I can't wait to see what a model looks like, they would probably look like a goddess.

Nothing out of ordinary happened under breakfast, I quickly finished breakfast and my body seemed to automatically get ready for school by changing and packing my bag with school supplies. I headed off with a quick bye to both of my parents.

I was walking to school as my mind flooded memories. It gave me a small headache but it was ignorable and the information from the memories was good to know about as well.

But I quickly realized something during my walk to school.

I was in High School DxD.

How did I realize this you ask?

Well, let's just say that certain memories of peeking at kendo club girls, talking about pornography with two boys, and some pretty messed up post nut clarities made me come to a conclusion.

But was it a coincidence?

I mean out of all the animes out there that I could watch I was transported to the one I was currently watching making me have a pretty decent memory of what was going on but didn't get so far in the anime making it a surprise what kind of ending this anime would get. It's like I was supposed to change it.

Urgh... I wish that I watched Pokemon instead. At least that anime is kid-friendly and there are cool pokemon and battles instead of this anime where rape, murder, and manipulation is the norm.

Now here's the other thing.

Do I want to get involved in the story?

I never considered myself a hero but neither am I one of those edgelords that seems to hate everything. I simply help people if I don't lose anything from doing it.

I would not jump in front of a bullet for a stranger like some anime protagonist but I wouldn't hesitate to do it for someone that I love, so in other words. I'm simply a person who wants to do good.

Is there a reason for me to get involved in the first place? I mean isn't Issei (that traitor!) here to help? I don't have any op sacred gear as he does or plot armor. I was basically a forgotten side character, no even a mob character.

Also usually in isekai fanfics, people get completely reincarnated and start over as a baby, get some sort of superpower or get in the body of the protagonist, or a side character. While I get the body of Motohama a member of the perverted trio known for the "three size scouter" being able to get a girls' measurements from a single glance.

Suddenly I got a eureka moment.

The world of DxD is set in the past. In other words, I'm from the future. I'm not sure what year it is but I know that the anime is old and the novel is even older.

Think about it. I come from 2020 meaning I know about technology that doesn't even exist yet, movies and books that will come out later which will earn massive amounts of money one not to mention the creators of the anime probably didn't want to get copyright strikes so companies like Marvel or movies like Star Wars probably doesn't even exist.

I know what I must do.

Having this kind of knowledge would make me rich, filthy rich. Yes, I will use my knowledge so that I can live my life to the fulle-

Smack!

"OW, WHAT THE HELL M-Matsuda?!"

It seems like my body automatically headed off to the school seeing how I'm standing in front of Kuoh academy right now. And in front of me was none other than the Matsuda one of the perverted trio also known as the "sexual harassment paparazzi" or the "perverted baldy." He was a former athlete but became a pervert and a member of the photo club while letting his body rot and a self-proclaimed "loli lover." The surprising thing is that he could have gotten girls if he didn't change for the worse.

Smack!

"Ow, again?!" I screamed while holding my cheek that just god slapped for the second time.

"Dude, you have been zoning out for a while now are you ok?"

"Uh.. yeah, of course, I am"

"Grrr... Look at him, thinking he's so much better than us because he got to hang out with Gremory-sama and joined the occult research club"

Looking to the side I saw none other than the protagonist of this world, namely Issey Hyoudou and the main girl of his harem Rias Gremory.

There was nothing really much to say about their appearance, they look exactly like the anime. But seeing them together made me wonder something.

"Hey Matsuda, how long have Issei been a member of the Occult research club."

"You really don't know? Are you kidding me?"

"Uh, can you refresh my memory a bit?"

"He's been hanging out with Gremory-sama for three days now."

Hmm, that's weird. Usually, when someone gets isekai'd they start at the day canon starts or before, not after.

I was kinda angry at Issei as well, in the anime he simply betrayed Matsuma and Motohama and never hung out with them again even after their deal of being together forever. In other words, he left us because he finally got to interact with someone from the opposite sex. He broke the man rules of bro's before hoes.

Out of instinct, I ducked another slap aimed at my cheeks.

"Dude, can you stop spacing out for five minutes?"

Giving off a sigh he continued.

"Wanna go and peep on the kendo club to feel better?"

"Nah."

"ok, coo- wait, what?"

"I said that I'm not going to peep at the kendo club."

"WHAT! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MOTOHAMA. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA GO ALL ISSEI ON ME NOW!"

Letting out a chuckle I simply said.

"Don't worry about me, I'm not gonna leave you like Issei. I've just done some thinking and I have some pretty big plans in the future."

Matsuda looked at me disbelievingly.

"Let's go to class I'll tell you later."

Both of us headed off to class.

I let out a small smile.

Man, this is going to be fun.