Filler Chapter: Seven Mysteries Article.

Hello avid readers of the Gakkou newspaper!

Every school in japan has them, we (from our club) love them, some of you probably too, some might hate them and others again just don't care.

This is going to be an article about them, but not about something boring like the culture or the trend of the school mysteries, it's going to be an article about OUR schools' mysteries.

All of this was live researched, live by us found and live by us revealed, lets follow along on the journey of the Quirk-Mystery Club!

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The first mystery was the mysterious self-playing piano in the music room 041, after normal class-hours and even later after the usual activities of the music club, almost at closing hours of the school the piano would suddenly start to play some melancholy pieces.

The result of the spirit of a dead person? Sadly not, turns out it was the 2nd year student Meimei Mienai from the class 2B, practicing and improving his skill on the instrument.

We found this out after we heard him bang and thrash the instrument loudly like a poltergeist, before running out of the room. Why he did that, that day?

That day our new club member, the newly to class 1A transferred music prodigy Seigi Akane. Played a piece on the piano to help the music club for practice. Meimei-kun of course didn't know that it was her and thought that it was some 4th-rate musician playing, was jealous at her skill and started thrashing around, before running out of the room. Of course, as a music prodigy Seigi Akane couldn't stand someone mistreating and smearing the name of music in a way like that, so she gave him a massive scolding and a lecture, before letting him go his way again.

How he could hide in a room full of people, it's simple, Meimei-kuns quirk let's him conceal his presence if he stands still in a place, he did that everyday right before the music club arrived in their clubroom. That was the first case for the school's mysteries, just a boy wanting to learn the piano. You don't have to worry about him anymore just so you know, he is now a happy member of the music club.

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Now onto the next mystery! The second mystery! The wailing toilet girl! The result of a bullied girl, drowned in the toilets? For many months we could hear on some irregular intervals the wailing of a girl, coming from the toilet rooms in the most upper floors in the far corner of the school building, where honestly nobody would go to pick some flowers!

Nobody entered these rooms anymore after the occurrence of these horrifying wails, who would? You would never know what could be behind there, but we form the Quirk-Mystery Club were so courageous to enter the stalls on a day where the wails could be heard and entered the stall.

Did we meet a horrifying creature of the night, some wild animal with a weird cry? No! It was our upperclassmen Kuromi Nageki from the class 3D! Turns out she suffers from a massive case of stomachache. Upon further research it turns out that it came from her quirk! Her stomach has stronger stomach acid than the normal human is supposed to, resulting in her need for alkaline based medicine, subsiding the low ph-value in her stomach.

Of course, because we couldn't see the sorry sight of our senpai some of us chose to give her some household tips for dealing with heartburn or stomachaches.

Turns out the two mysteries were caused by quirks, huh, what a coincidence!

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The third mystery is the mystery of the changing staircase on the third floor of our school. A result of the staircase connecting to another dimension? Sadly, it was not. :(

The reason were Mr. Aoyamas lessons! It's common knowledge between students that Mr. Aoyamas very educational lessons are very complicated. How can they not be? They are extremely densely packed and each student would walk with steaming brains out of his room, still unpacking the material that newly go implemented. Resulting in a rather...

...lack of attentions for the students, after interviewing some student after Mr. Aoyamas lessons, it turns out that his lessons have two results.

First result: The student would feel very heavy bodied and each step for them would feel like a pain for them, resulting their brain shutting off to cope with the pain and before they know they are on the other side of the stairs.

Second result: The student would feel very light headed, not paying attention to their surroundings for entire timespans and before they know it, they are downstairs.

Mr. Aoyama if you read this, let us say, we students are all grateful to you, because you teach us so much! But please, let our brain process the entire lesson, before letting us out of your room!

~sincerely, your student body.

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Oh boy! Now onto the fourth mystery of Gakkou Academy! The extremely, disturbing, ominous locker! Now let me tell you something. Let's all turn our excitement down a notch and remember the solved rapist incident last week.

As much as nobody here likes to think about this incident anymore and as sad as it was for the involving families, I must inform you that the fourth mystery was connected to the sexual deviant Mr. Rui.

At first it was fun and games for the Quirk-Mystery Club too, like the rest of the day was. Until we opened the sinister locker. We didn't know why, and you probably too, but the ominous locker always gave a vibe of 'do not touch', right? Turns out it was the result of Mr. Ruis' quirk 'mind manipulation' which he used to set this mystery in the school in the first place.

After our courageous member Seigi overcame the urge to run away from the locker she managed to open the locker...

...revealing what turns out to be a lot of blackmail material, tapes of middle school girls being sexually assaulted in a brutal manner, probably from various places Mr. Rui worked for in the past and multiple pictures of the girls in compromising positions and outfits. Probably getting impregnated by the amount of fluids that covered them.

A massive amount of, with our culture connected, hentai turned into reality. One of our club members almost immediately had to vomit upon its sight, if one of our members didn't stop it, she probably would have.

At first, we wanted to contact the police immediately, but our vice-president advised us otherwise, the offender would be able to hear the noise coming from our phones after all if he escaped the watch of many people for so many years.

Our vice-president immediately gave command to us to hide in the lockers and she herself acted as bait, acting as if she was the only person who found the evidence. Her plan worked, but we were worried about what could happen to her, would she really sacrifice so much for us? Even though we just newly met?

But luckily, she had a plan, she has a high mental resistance, coming from the self-control she practiced in her many years as a musician, it was incredible how high it was! She sneakily approached the rapist, who let his guard down, because he thought she was hypnotized and immediately afterwards was kicked in his manhood, resulting in him fainting.

Let's just say that we five were very lucky, because if the situation was in any way different, I am sure we all would have ended up as one of his many victims.

Let's avoid saying more to this incident, okay? I honestly feel like vomiting remembering the pictures in the locker room.

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That was a very heavy topic, now back to something lighter again. That is the fifth school mystery of Gakkou! The tree of love! Already feeling better thinking about love, right? Let's hope so.

The tree of love is a cherry tree in the backyard of our school, right in the middle of the running track. It is said that couples that confess under there will fall in eternal love. The result of a minor deity blessing the people down here?

Let's just say yes! We took samples from the tree! The bark, the leaves, it's wood, even a bit of root! But all tests results yielded the same results, it was a normal cherry blossom tree!

Now, let me just say, if you plan to come here and accuse me that the damn tree is going to curse my love life, just because I took pieces from it, let me just quickly tell you that I am going to take your enjoyment away if you get confessed to under that tree. Now come to me all the people that have the nuts to do that.

Enjoy your love tree, lovebirds.

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Now onto the second last mystery of Gakkou Academy! The missing year book!

Now let us take away what happened there, there wasn't much of gossip or a story behind this mystery.

You can thank us for not having to read about our long and boring investigation.

Turns out our school molded in that year, even very heavily so, mold grew unsupervised in our schools' walls and ceiling, at some point growing out of them. Dis-gus-ting!

The school had to be demolished and newly built afterwards, but you don't have to worry, the new building company of our school is responsible and reliable, each year they send a person, just to check if the insides of our ceilings and walls is clean.

Lucky.

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NOW ONTO THE LAST SCHOOL MYSTERY!

What Gakkou doesn't have one? We already covered each mystery? You thought wrong! We from the Mystery-Quirk Club challenge you! We created the impossible scavenger hunt! Here in our newspaper article is the first tip to the first task!

Be the first one to reach the end! Earn 50.000 Yen! But we don't think anyone of you is intelligent enough to even reach the end.

Oh and as a reminder, the box isn't in our clubroom, if we find our clubroom demolished by tomorrow, Akanes' mother is going to sue the hell out of you and your family, so better reconsider breaking in our clubroom and think that we made such a baby scavenger hunt, with the parents hiding the stuff right under your nose. It's on school ground, but we aren't going to tell more.

Now onto the first tip:

Where our paths crossed and aligned, is the first sign.