School sucks.

If you all thought I was going to sit through lame ass history lessons on konoha you would be wrong. Like seriously there were only like 4 fucking leaders how the hell would it take so damn long to explain the history behind the village. The rest of it was just fucking wars. We had a war with this village and this village and this village like fuck man.

Yeah, no a shadow clone can suffer through that shit for me.

Currently I was eating snacks and going over some stuff in Deaths Grimoire. However my snacks seemed to be disappearing at a much quicker rate than normal. Looking over my book I spot the culprit.

"Hello Anko."

"Shouldn't you be in the academy right now?" She asks me still eating my food.

I had run into Anko quite a few times. She wasn't really well liked in the village being one of a traitors students does that for you.

"Yes but I have a clone doing it for me so I'm good." I wave for the waiter to bring more food since Anko is a little piggy when it comes to things like sweets or Dango.

"That's a neat looking book you got there what is it?" She asks me.

"A book that holds the secrets of the universe." I tell her.

"Pfft if you don't want to tell me you don't have too." She says stuffing some of the new hot food in her mouth.

I just shrug.

"So I take it your not exactly excited about the academy?" She asks me.

"I have Guy as a taijutsu instructor, Mikoto as a ninjutsu instructor along with Kakashi when he isn't reading porn, and Kushina as a fuinjutsu and Kenjutsu teacher. Tell me what am I going to learn?" I ask her.

"This is a very fair point." She says looking at me. "You wanna learn tracking, torture and poisons from me?"

"Sure I'll buy you some snacks in payment for courses."

"Deal!" She says happily.

"You know if you keep eating all those sweets your going to get chubby right?" I ask her with a raised eyebrow.

"Well you'll just have to take responsibility then." She says ordering about 10 to go boxes.

"Eh I'm fine with that." I say eyeing her curves before paying. Got to say I enjoy the fishnets and trench coat look. She just gives me a flirty look swaying her hips as we leave. She is always like that however it's mostly to hide the fact she is lonely.

That's when my new courses in the torture and investigation unite started. She just said fuck protocol and started bringing in an 8 year old to learn how to torture people more effectively. Fun stuff.

Time in the other worlds was slowed down quite a bit. Still I didn't really have to be there for a lot of it. Most of the girls had metmorph abilities to do stuff for me if I couldn't make it. For Amelia in the Potter world I had done some missions randomly whenever I felt like it. Most of the time they were rather simple. Just find or kill a person and with deaths abilities it was easy.

The only problem we had was all the slaves I had rescued them but I had no idea what to do with them. Some of them could go back to their homes but there was a lot more that didn't have that option. So the meteor base was turned into a shelter for now along with a school to teach the children and anyone else who wanted to learn.

A good way to solve the lack of teachers was simply to revive some and have them teach. Problem solved and everything was running smoothly.

Kushina didn't mind me studying under Anko provided my grades stayed good in the academy which they were perfect so that was fine.

So I spent most of my time with Anko when classes where going.

Her teaching style was unique to say the least. It often involved her doing experimental teaching which was she would explain how a poison was made tell me how the antidote was made then poison a prisoner who was up for death and have me try to heal him. If I failed oh well if I passed I got to poison him.

Then for tracking and hiding my trail she liked to play tag. Where she would set her snake summons on me and I had to hide from them or I lost. I would also have to find her in a certain period of time with her leaving small trailers for me to find her with. If I didn't I'd have to buy her booze or snacks.

Speaking of booze sometimes she would get drunk and just cry about how unfair things were in the village and how everyone was mean to her. She probably let her guard down cause I was a child so I got the job of comforting her and carrying her home a few times.

I even stealthily healed her curse mark one day when she was passed out drunk. I just denied knowing anything about it the next day but she knew. Even if she couldn't prove it she knew. That made her much closer to me.

However this backfired on me. As a thanks she tried extra hard to teach me all of her tricks nearly killing me a few times. I wouldn't have really died but it would have been a nuisance to explain how I rose from the dead with a snapped neck or something. Her teaching skills were unsafe for normal people to learn and could use quite a bit of work.

Hinata, Satsuki, and Karin took a page out of my book and started to use clones and got some extra training done with the mothers to catch up to me. With my own custom rinnesharingan I could just breeze through most things like jutsu and shuriken practice. They had fallen behind a bit.