Back to school.

The next morning I was woken up by three mouths cleaning my tool happily. They had apparently really enjoyed last night but this time we went for a morning fun time letting the other two women get filled up in the bed and shower. After that we went to breakfast like not much had happened.

I did get a thumbs up from Sirius as he noticed the looks of the women in question. He would have asked for details had he not been afraid of said women blasting him to pieces.

The other girls had no idea what the blissful expressions on the face of the older women ment. Fluer had some inkling though as her species was a bit more open about sexual things but she could only look on jealously as she knew I wouldn't give in until they were older. I was very firm on that.

Today we would be going shopping for new items like school robes and new books. Restocking and getting new potion supplies and stockpiling candy for the school year. Astoria and Ginny would be getting their new stuff and their own owls. We would also be meeting up with Hermione. She had no idea we all lived together as we had kept that a secret.

She just figured we were all vacationing together under adult supervision. I mean professor Black was there and everything what kind of trouble would we cause in front of a professor. Little did she know.

The adults and myself helped apparate everyone to a hidden alley near the cauldron I had set up so we didn't have to use floo. Using floo would mean that there was an entrance to my home via the floo network which was managed by the ministry and I wasn't having that. I could lock down the ones at hogwarts and deny access. I could probably do the same at home but chose not too. The floo at hogwarts was for people like madame marchbanks who attended wizengamot meetings and traveled to the ministry.

We arrived at the leaky cauldron a bit early and waited for Hermione and her parents to show up. They were both dentists and were thrilled by the wonders of the magical world. I mean what person wouldn't be when someone shows up and is like boom your daughter is magical. I mean I'd be a bit sad I wasn't magical but hey it happens.

After about 15 minutes a familiar head of bushy brown hair appeared in the leaky cauldron followed by two well dressed people. There were Hermione's parents Dan and Emma Granger.

There was happy shouts as Hermione rushed over and started hugging the girl in what I refer to as a Hermy hug. This girl has some rib crushing power.

Narcissa who was our chaperone for the day since it would be strange for a bunch of kids to be in a crowded public place without an adult. Introduced herself politely to the two adults praising Hermione as one of her best students. They knew all about Narcissa being a professor at the school. We explained her as being something like an aunt to me. Which is true in a way I guess? Sister in law? I don't know the titles make everything confusing.

It was much better than introducing her as a wife to a seemingly 12 year old child while also being his professor and the other girls are all harem members. That's a fast track to someone calling the cops.

The girls were all chatting about summer break and going shopping. Also introducing Ginny and Astoria. Really it was way too much for me man. I was used to things like. Wandering around the game section in Walmart or spending hours at GameStop picking something out. Not dress shopping for over four hours.

Looking over all the babbling girls and then my face, dan granger gave me a sympathetic smile. "I feel ten times worse for you. I just have to worry about dragging Hermione out of the book store without 300 spare books." He says with a laugh.

I look at him before pointing to each girl. "Bookstore, dress store, pet store, music store, apothecary, quidditch shop, joke store, candy shop there's no safe place!" I say in grief.

He just looks at me in pity. "Better you than me."

I just throw my hands up in defeat.

We make our way to the back of the cauldron and enter into the alley heading over to gringotts to pull out some shopping cash and let the grangers exchange money.

Lucky for us Gilderoy Lockhart is in jail. So no annoying books signings. Still the whole alley is packed to the brim with people shopping for school stuff. I used my smooth negotiation skills to get Padma and Hermione out of the bookstore quickly. "I'll buy you the next five books you want but you have three minutes to decide. Ready, set, go!" The two brown haired girls were off searching for their books while I counted down on my watch.

With those two out of the way. That was my negotiation skills for all the girls. Fluer with dresses, Daphne with potion kits and books, Tonks with weird sisters merchandise, Susan wanted more snacks from honeydukes. And for Luna I had to promise her a trip to the zoo in exchange for not bringing home another pet. We had multiple owls a Phoenix and two basilisks. I'm 100% sure that one of them would eat whatever the hell a puffskien was. Astoria wanted some toys from zonkos joke shop. Ginny wanted some signed posters of the holyhead harpies and some new catchers gloves from the quidditch shop.

After all of our shopping was over we had lunch at the cauldron before seeing off the grangers and promising too meet Hermione at the train station on the first. Hopefully this year was also going to be a good year for everyone without any kinds of trouble.