Ignoring the rest of their words, I turned my attention to the presences that were clearly Jounin ranks watching the situations in the room. I could hear their thoughts on each of the gathered genin and decided they must be the monitors for the first test while the instructor was Ibiki, the head of the T&I division.
I'd met with repeatedly over the years as I'd turned in dozens of ninja for interrogation over the years. He wasn't one of the ninja watching but then he had more important things to do then peep on genin even if it was for examinations.
Soon enough he showed himself as he arrived and the monitors came out of hiding, breaking up the genin starring contest Naruto was having with the weakling Genin teams. He'd done his own job and challenged them all loudly to piss them off like I asked so I'd be able to see their reactions.
Most acted like kids which left two that hadn't. One was Kabuto and the other was the secondary target I want to read. I found Orochimaru's clone easy enough and ginned inwardly as I delved into his mind for all his jutsu and information on the Akatsuki.
Grinning as I even learned the chakra signatures he'd felt before and with a ripple effect, my clones out there would now be able to find them all much easier. They were after all looking for Itachi already as I'd be seeing him after I dealt with Orochimaru and the invasion.
Ibiki called everyone to the seats so that we could begin our chunin exams. As soon as he said start, I filled in all the answers in just under two minutes before flipping my paper over to wait for the tenth question. I had no interest in their information gathering tactics and instead closed my eyes before telepathically feeding the answers to Naruto as subtly as I could without pissing off the nine tailed fox inside him.
Sakura answered her questions in the first ten minutes while Naruto took fifteen as I'd simply had to remind him of the answers I'd drilled into his skull along with the beatings over the years.
As it was he really was barely ready to become a chunnin. Sakura herself practiced physical weight training with Naruto and I as well as taijutsu and genjutsu. I planned to suggest she learn medical jutsu as well once the exams were over.
After the fifty minute mark Ibiki did his intimidation speech and warned the genin that they'd never get another chance if they failed the last question. Ten minutes later all that remained was seventy-eight people and Naruto did his own Hokage speech inspiring the twenty six teams to stay.
Ibiki did his congratulations speech on passing the first test and Temari, the wind user from the sand village, asked her questions. Ibiki explained the roles of the test he performed as well as what it meant to be a chunnin squad leader.
Finally Anko burst in with her sign and announced for everyone to follow her. Ibiki informed her she was early by a day and she complained that he'd gone soft. When he said this crop was exceptional, she gave me a look before nodding and telling the teams. "By the end of the second test, more than half of you will be gone. I'll inform your instructors and meet you all tomorrow at the entrance to the forest of death."
After she left, I stood up and walked out telling Naruto and Sakura. "Tell Kakashi-sensei I'll be ready and send a clone to your meeting."
I used the body flicker technique and disappeared as I moved faster then their eyes could see and left the building heading for Anko's apartment. She was a bit irritated so I took her out for Dango and saki before sending a clone to meet the team and taking her to bed to ravage her repeatedly and with great vigor.
I woke up before the sunrise and left a note and a flower telling her I'd be at the entrance to the forest with my team when it was time. My clone had popped with the time and the specific entrance to meet at because the forest had many because of it's massive size.
A couple hours later I stood with the Heaven seal for the second test in hand. I stored it away and nodded to Anko before leaving the private booth. An hour went by before the test began and we were warned we had three days to get to the tower on the other side of the forest. Smirking, I set off with Naruto and Sakura.
I created hundreds of shadow clones and sent them out to lay traps and retrieve scrolls as well as assassinate several teams I deemed unworthy of entering the finals including the sound ninja and the ninja from the grass village that had the one female that interested me, Uzumaki Karin.
A team of ten of my clones killed her teammates and told her I'd protect her as the village had connections to the uzushiogakure. I took their earth scroll and sent her to Naruto's apartment with the knowledge that he is an Uzumaki like her but technically royalty.
The village hidden in the grass had killed her mother and her father had died in the invasion that destroyed Uzu, leaving her all alone and her future grim. Bite marks and her memories showed trauma of them using her as a healing tool while forcing her to participate in this exam. I showed her how to change her appearance and even how to hide her chakra making her appear as if she were a normal civilian before bursting my clone and continuing my slaughter elsewhere.
My other clones delivered the scrolls periodically as we made our way to the tower leaving precious few for others to gather. I left Orochimaru and Kabuto's teams alone as well as Gaara's team as things became interesting towards the end of the forest as we rapidly ran by tree top to the other side using the body flicker jutsu.
One of the last scrolls I received was from the sound as my clones killed them all and stole their ninja tools, money and equipment like usual before delivering it all to me. Unfortunately I was smiling too soon as a giant snake attacked.
Irritated, I told Naruto and Sakura. "Destroys the snake and anything else that gets in our way. You have permission to remove your weights and weighted seals as well."
Naruto grinned and removed his vest revealing his entire body was under weights and seals on them to make them far heavier. When he dropped the vest, the entire forest shook for miles as it sank into the ground, creating a large crater.
Sakura snorted and removed hers as well, only taking off the wrist and ankle weights instead creating smaller craters that seemed like after shocks compared to Naruto's. They disappeared as hundreds of Naruto's clones and a few of Sakura's appeared in smoke before flattening the rest of the forest between us and the tower in a similar fashion to a tailed beast rampage.
In the shadows I noticed Orochimaru sweat dropped and frowned before disappearing further into the shadows like a viper waiting for a better opportunity to strike. Naruto and Sakura quit their rampage after scaring off several teams I'd been aware were watching us as well.
Snorting I continued to the tower while they regained their body weights and followed. An anbu watcher told me to show the scrolls we had as proof so I took out a small pile of fourteen scrolls, leaving a chance for only six teams to pass. The Anbu sweat dropped now asking. "Where did you get so many scrolls and why do you have them?"
I shrugged. "We sent clones out to ambush teams and retrieve as many as possible to lower our competition in the final rounds. We figured if fewer people competed we'd be chunnin faster. Personally I was ready to kill everyone and simply take all the scrolls, but Naruto and Sakura here convinced me to spare most of them leaving them badly beaten instead."
He sweat dropped again and I took two scrolls, a heaven and an earth before burning the rest with chakra fire and holding the scrolls up. "So, do we pass and do we really have to wait two and a half more days until the rest arrived?"
He nodded. "You've passed and yes you'll have to wait two days. Luckily our accommodations for your team are already prepared. Gone inside and once you've been escorted to your room, open the scrolls together."
I frowned but nodded, tossing them to Naruto. "Let's go bone head, I need to teach you restrained and Sakura needs to start learning healing jutsus."
He grumbled and Sakura followed us in without complaint. I handed them both scrolls on learning to control such raw strength I'd personally written before tossing Sakura several dozen medical ninjutsu books I'd compiled from all the knowledge of this world that I'd gathered and deemed relevant.
While she was looking over her books, Naruto used the heaven and earth scrolls together and summoned Kakashi-sensei. He seemed surprised we passed this early until Naruto explained what we and mostly I had done until he vaguely recounted his lapse in strength control and flattening apart of the forbidden forest.
Snorting I told Kakashi. "You can see that part outside the window for yourself, for now though I'd like to request some personal time to train for the next month after the preliminaries of course if they're still even necessary."
Kakashi nodded before frowning. "Where are you planning to train?"
I smiled. "The Uchiha compound. Even with it in ruins mostly, I intend to use what I can to get stronger and once the exams are over I intend to use that chance to take the Jounin qualification exams. That way I can have access to the clan accounts and open up the compound officially to have it repaired. Besides it's not like anyone besides myself and Itachi can even access the clan vaults and accounts so there's little to fear it being stolen. I just think it's time I moved forwards instead of worrying about the past."
He nodded slowly before giving permission provided I pass the preliminaries and even disbelieving I'd fail them from his tone. He told me of another team that supposedly passed faster then us by ten minutes and caused me to frown before nodding as I sensed Gaara and his team.
After leaving us, he poofed away and I headed for a shower telling the other two to practice. In the blink of an eye three days passed and four more teams arrived before the deadline. Hinata's team looked the most ragged while Lee's team was nearly untouched except Ten-ten who looked worse for wear. Six teams seemed to have passed while the rest had been officially disqualified.
Only one more team had a chance to pass anyways and it already seemed this was more then enough. The Hokage declared the preliminaries and I noticed Anko was sporting a new seal so she was sitting the rest out.
Frowning, I went to the stage as my name was called to beat Hinata. Sighing, I told her. "Don't give up your dreams. Just remember to work harder to achieve them next time."
As she nodded and the match started, I body flickered faster then she could counter and knocked her out. When I was declared the winner, I woke her up with smelling salts and helped her up before heading to deal with Anko's seal.
Lee still ended up pissing Gaara off and getting his leg and arm crushed but I couldn't care less about that. Naruto beat Kiba down and Sakura beat Ino after nearly destroying the arena in a fit of rage.
When I removed the seal on Anko, several Anbu observed to master the technique better and be prepared next time. She then dismissed them and sent them away while dragging me to the shower then bed. When she had her fill, literally, and laid on my ches with her breasts in my face, I got my own revenge by filling her unexpecting hole and causing her to groan as I pounded her like a sex machine before filling her bowels with warm thick ropes of essence.
She groaned and passed out while I rolled her double stuffed body off of me and woke her up by entering her slightly sore warm pink depths and treating her like a cock sleeve for a time. She woke up squirting and getting a womb full that was already filled.
A small bump on her lower stomach appeared from her distended and stuffed womb causing her to scream into a pillow as she squirted her own repeated and extended release while waves of a seemingly infinite orgasm crashed over her.
She was perfect in my eyes like all my wives even when she came down from her orgasm and groaned as I pulled out releasing the dam of semen that flowed out of her in spurts while twitching.
I grinned and felt the natural energy and small signs of chakra from her womb that signaled the beginning of a healthy pregnancy. Smiling, I told her. "You've given me a gift Anko."
She shivered as I lay next to her and traced the Uchiha's clan symbol over her deflating womb. Shuddering, she gasped. "Are you sure?"
I nodded. "My eyes can see it and my sensory is attuned to my own chakra. As we speak both our chakras are mixing and forming new life."
She shuddered but smiled weakly before kissing me. I returned the favor and laid backed before she rested her head on my chest. A couple hours later she sent a clone out to get the information on the preliminaries. She herself tried to go but as soon as she stood up and bent over to grave her clothes, I took it as an invite and entered her while fiercely showing her I desired her, repeatedly.
She's relented afterwards in sending a clone as I'd pop any she left me from the deep hard poundings I gave her. She knew there was no escaping this room until my lust for her settled and that wasn't happening for a while at least.
She tried everything, mouth, breasts, ass feet. Every trick ended with my repeatedly abusing her sore holes and leaving her stuffed over and over again. I was nice though and treated her to an oil massage and several baths for the next couple of days while she learned to be quicker and even mastered the body flicker technique to try getting out the door from my grasp.
It all ended with a full stomach and even fuller womb but she hadn't given up until the final night when I left her cakes and stuffed to bursting while covered from head to toe in my essence and seeping more from her now red and puckered holes.
Sighing, I healed her soreness away as the red went back to pink before grabbing a shower and leaving a note for when she wakes up. Even as I left she was still twitching and spewing more essence from her body.
In a generous mood, I left the note saying I'd be gone to train for three weeks. I flickered away after rubbing her exhausted body into a twitching orgasm that left her pink nether-lips spamming and gasping like a fish as it tried to welcome and entice me for more.
I headed to the clan compound where Kakashi clearly had told the Hokage I'd be and unsealed it partially and only enough for an Uchiha to enter. The entire district was under a blood seal so I was the only one who could get in or out. The Anbu teams tried to enter to follow but found themselves in the forest of death and the males bath houses amongst other places as the blood seal was tied to a random teleportation seal I'd added over the years.
I left several dozen clones here and took off in stealth towards the location my clones gave me for Itachi. I'd used a teleportation seal the fourth Hokage had used on his kunai to make himself so famous to appear near a small town in the wind country.
There I found Itachi and Kisame taking out a bingo book bounty. I moved faster then most could see as I killed the shark faced Jounin before taking his sword and separating his chakra and real body from it and really ending him.
I then while still in front of Itachi, stored it in my own black blades as they ate it. He shook his head and tried to put me in a genjutsu but I activated my own mangekyou sharingan.
"Not this time Itachi. Now I'm prepared to fight you to the death. Now answer me. Why did you destroy our clan? Was it because Danzo ordered you to or because the third Hokage did?"
He looked startled. "It seems you know a great deal."
I nodded. "I'm well aware father wanted to fight for the Hokage position but it wasn't a rebellion. He wanted to have you or me fight for it as those two have subjugated not only our clan which was declining, but all the other clans as well from the shadows. The third used his influence to weaken the clans and Danzo had his own motives to remove any future contenders as he also wants to become Hokage."
Itachi's eyes bugged out and he panted before holding his chest and murmuring. "So it was all a lie?"
I nodded. "Hashirama gave the tailed beasts away because he wanted to end the war and prevent another warring state period but he failed. Each village head is as greedy as any feudal lord but they're only weaker. Instead they use the tailed beasts as weapons and Danzo wants those weapons back in Konohas hands and under his control as Hokage."
"As for the third, he's an asshole that let the Uzu, the last connection other than Naruto and lady Tsunade to the senju clan die. He believes that without the founding families resisting his dictations Konoha is better off while instead they've weakened both Konoha and the original families so much that we're sitting ducks for any village to attack."
He stilled. "The sand-"
I nodded. "And sound villages. Yes, I'm aware and I'm taking steps to fix those issues to reduce our losses but Hiruzen must die for what he's done to our clan and Orochimaru is willing to do it. "
Itachi nodded. "This was meant to be an undercover mission. I-"
I shook my head. "They were never going to reveal it and-"
He shook his head. "I'm dying Sasuke. My lungs are ravaged by disease and I'm already mostly blind from my own sharigan. I'd planned to have you kill me to take revenge and take my eyes."
I sighed and tossed him a pill bottle. "That will cure your lungs but I don't have a solution for your eyes. If you take it after removing them, you'll regain new eyes as it'll heal your body to optimal levels but you'll loose your sharingan. They'll just be normal eyes."
He looked down at the bottle and I could tell he wanted to ask how but instead he reached up and plucked his own eyes out and healed them out to me with a smile while saying. "Then they're yours as penance for taking our family away and falling for their schemes."
I took the eyes and stored them away carefully before he took the pill and his body shuddered. He spit out some black gunk and I could tell it was the diseased cells in his body.
Sighing I watched him open his eyes that reminded me of Kurenai's. It had no tomoe and no real abilities but with some practice he might regain his genjutsu talent at least. He shrugged off the coat and tossed it on Kisame's body.
I showed him a technique similar to my own metamorphmagus abilities and he agreed to live a quieter life as he wanted to see a better world. I sent him to my inner world without another word and let him live there. I sent Leo a telepathic message of who he was and had him settle him in before leaving the town for my compound and replacing my eyes under my clones skills.
Soon enough I had the EMS or eternal mangekyou sharingan. I spent a weak getting used to my new abilities which were an upgraded susanoo and better prediction speeds as well as stronger control over my Amaterasu.
After that week, I injected Naruto's blood into myself and used the combination of Asura and Indra's chakra to awaken my rinnegan eyes and abilities. As my own body adapted to the chakra drain from my new eyes I found they weren't at the peak of the rinnegan abilities so I spent the last two weeks of my break adding nature chakra to my eyes and unlocking my permanent new eyes, the sage of the six paths rinnegan.
Grinning like a fool, I covered my eyes with a blind fold and glasses because of the changes in them. Within a couple years the Akatsuki would make their move but it hardly mattered as I'd already begun sending my symbiote body out to collect the tailed beast's chakra samples so that I couple combined them and spark the change I desired, turning all of my chakra into nature chakra and finally completing my mission here.
In that time my symbiote found the white Zetsu army and ate them all. For now though I focused on the main event and final part of the exams. I watched as Naruto had a fight with Shino and won by using the nine tails chakra which his bugs can't absorb without bursting. Then came Temari versus Sakura that ended in Temari giving up as soon as Sakura removes her weighted gear.
Next was me versus Shikamaru. I came to the arena center with a blind fold on and he tsked asking. "Are you too cool to use your eyes or something?"
I shook my head. "No. I just don't want to reveal my trump card too soon and end up killing you and everyone here from the backlash."
He shivered and I smirked as the Jounin shrugged it over before declaring the match to start. Shikamaru asked. "So are we fighting or what?"
I shrugged. "You can begin at any time. Who wins doesn't really matter. What's important is how well we show were prepared to go on."
He began using tactics which I countered repeatedly while dodging his shadow possession. I wore him down with straight kunai and physical feats to avoid wasting chakra or releasing any. It ended when he gave up when the chakra exhaustion was setting in.
I went back to the stands after giving him a soldier pill to help him recover. Next up was Choji verses Gaara which saw Choji eating wall. Chuckling Naruto and Sakura faced each other on the field. The battle was intense and showed their taijutsu and ninjitsu skills as well as Sakura's genjutsu and medical ninjitsu skills when she patched herself up on the fly.
She was finally forced to give up as she to fell to the chakra exhaustion limit. Gaara came to the field and I flickered there as well for our bout. As soon as we began Gaara started talking crazy but I removed my blindfold and he stilled inside at the sight of a true rinnegan.
My eyes mimicked the sage of the six path's in looks and for the most part, abilities. I hadn't yet practiced them all but the moment I unlocked them fully I understood all that I could do with them. His shock was enough of an opening that I lowered my watch down to half the weight I was under and moved fast enough to leave a solid after image before kicking him into the stadium walls and shaking them.
He clearly passed out as sand gathered around him and his cracked armor gave way. A massive genjutsu appeared and the attack began on the leaf village. I released all the ninja under the jutsu and started killing all of the sand and sound shinobi that were attacking.
Orochimaru took the third Hokage while the Anbu and some Jounin tried to save him. I ignored them and once I'd dealt with half the shinobi, I focused on the giant tailed beast forming in the arena. I quickly shifted Gaara's seal to one like Naruto's that is prepared and locked the poor creature up in a nicer way.
Gaara laid there on the stadium floor when I finished to everyone's shock while I wiped fake sweat and continued slaughtering sound and sand shinobi until Temari and Kankuro were all that were left in the vicinity except their team leader who flickered to their sides and took them and Gaara away while ordering any survivors to retreat.
His order fell in deaf ears as only corpses remained. I let them go and told Might Guy and Kakashi. "We need to get to the Hokage and stop Orochimaru. We can't worry about three genin and a single Jounin for now."
They nodded and we flickered to the barrier where the Hokage and Orochimaru were fighting plus the first and second Hokage's reanimated corpses. A crowd of ninja were gathering there as well and it wasn't good. Most had been dispatched to deal with other areas of the village invasion like Anko was doing but I wasn't about to East this valuable opportunity either as I read both the first and seconds minds.
Even under seals they were still technically alive and their minds worked so i was able to pry into them and see all their jutsus, fighting styles and secrets. When I finished there I left a clone and flickered away with my real body to root's division where I sensed Danzo to be.
He died as wall paste as I'd released my seals and watch long enough for a single punch that destroyed half of root before taking all their documents and all the elicit deals and proof of Danzo's activities.
By the time I returned, Orochimaru had fled and his four barrier ninja were captured while the third Hokage was dead. I left the documents in the Hokage's office while no one was looking and waited for the special council to convene.
With both Danzo and Sarutobi dead, the council chose Jiraiya as the new Hokage but he declined and offered to retrieve Tsunade instead. He took Naruto and fled to do his mission while Shikaku Nara, the head of the Nara clan and the war General was chosen to lead in the meantime.
The council voted those that showed exemplary efforts in the war to become chunnin and in my case as I'd shown far more, special Jounin until I take the official test or in case this war persists.
The Hokage's funeral happened in the meantime and after his crimes came to light, Danzo was given a cowards burial for what was left of him. As soon as I was promoted, I requested the Jounin test which was just a rigorous exam and course of missions meant to battle harden Jounin and indoctrinate them completely to Konoha's benefit.
I couldn't care less as I'd finished with flying colors and became an official Jounin. As the last Uchiha I was exempt from the mandatory team or Anbu mission status as I had to rebuild my clan and home. Instead I removed all but the bare minimum from the compound and sold it all back to the village to be used for the commoners while it was being repaired and the entire district would be opened up in a couple years.
I bought a smaller house and Anko moved in with me. There was no marriage ceremonies in this world like the anime would have you believe, instead it was more like declaring yourselves married and while Tsunade had eventually returned, Anko and I had long since done that and made the announcement as well as one of our child.
Naruto went on a training spree with Jiraiya for a few years and Sakura decided to become Tsunade's pupil in that time as well. For two and a half years I perfected my abilities and helped raise little Mana, our son.
Sakura and Ino were heartbroken but I couldn't have cared less until one evening when Anko brought Sakura to our bed pleading that I was simply too vigorous. I merely sighed as I added a contraception seal and took them both, releasing Sakura of her virginity in a fearsome hentai esc manner and leaving them both in a puddle.
I'd taken Sakura on the understanding that she wasn't my woman but simply a mistress to appease my wife. After several moths of vigorous lovemaking her body started to fill out more and her hips were clearly changing as her hormones were insisting that if we were going to screw like bunnies then she needed to be prepared for the consequences.
The night before Naruto was slated to return, they'd both convinced Hinata to come to our bed. I spent the night filling all three now busty woman with seed and firing them all out. I fell asleep still inside Hinata as she'd passed out on me after I'd filled her rear with seed.
It was quite the shock for her but the next morning I'd removed the seal and filled her and Sakura one last time before Anko pulled the now extra stuffed girls off of me for her own turn. Hinata was so sore that I'd taken pity on her and helped her dress, only filling her one last time with seed before helping her pull her panties up.
I shook my head seeing the glow of life in her and Sakura's wombs before I took Mana and Anko into my realm. They'd already known I was special and I'd told Anko my plans anyways as the Akatsuki had begun early and were extracting tailed beasts now.
Hinata had blushed and thanked me but asked that I keep it a secret as this was a deal between her clan and the village. She herself admitted to knowing when she was pregnant and I shivered before barking at her to piss off with Sakura whom was included in the deal.
While Naruto came back, he'd had to keep me from killing Tsunade until she declared. "Enough! This was a deal set in place by Madara and Hashirama should either bloodline be decimated to near extinction. It is our oldest laws and one we both have to adhere to!"
That shut me up before I scowled and she sent Naruto, Kakashi and Sakura with Jiraiya to help the sand village. In the meantime her and Shizune dragged me to the back office and her private rooms where she sealed everything off before growling and stripping as well.
I was gobsmacked by the implications and exactly what world I'd landed in. Some pervert was clearly playing tricks on me or so I thought all the way up until Tsunade impaled herself on my length.
Growling in my head I shoved the implications aside and let my god and beast instincts take over as I pinned them to the bed and filled them repeatedly for three days and nights even passed the point of conceptions as neither seemed keen on stopping me or able to after the second day.
If not for our extremely durable bodies they'd have been fucked to death after that and both were sporting full and leaking wombs when I left them covered in my essence.
I spent the next month in the village getting used to and cultivating the tailed beast chakra in both my body and my symbiote. I'd gone so far as to agree that it was going smoothly except the fact that Hinata always called out Naruto's name when I took her.
After a week of that I dropped her like a rusty kunai and turned my problems elsewhere as I began killing and stealing the byakugan after removing the caged bird seals to my collection.
I even managed to evolve my rinnegan further after a particularly brutal eye and blood injection. The rinnegan became more complete as it added a third eye and the reverse of what Kaguya had but more complete.
My rinnegan remained while my third eye became my byakugan and my rinnegan gained a boost in its powers while reducing the cost of each ability. Now I understood why it was a true feat to defeat her. Add to the fact that she was a real goddess and I was one of her supposed grandchildren and I understood a lot more as well.
I left the leaf village becoming a missing nin after that and watched Naruto deal with all of the problems himself. I could see the world helping him like a MC's plot armor and let it be. I watched coldly as Hinata, Tsunade and all the others lost my children in a massive blast from Pain as he nearly destroyed the village.
I stayed in the shadows hidden from all including the Black Zetsu as the third great shinobi war was upon us. When Madara came to be I read all of his secrets and techniques while watching him seal half the ten tails in the Gedo statue.
I watched it come alive as the infinite tsukuyomi started and Kaguya made her appearance. Grinning, I used my own abilities to steal the Gedo statue and as the ten tails was beginning to awaken, I sealed it inside myself, cutting all other ties to it and pissing off both Madara and Kaguya as the infinite tsukuyomi failed.
Kaguya thought it was Madara and killed him for it but I waited till the last moment and sent my symbiote. It ate Madara and then Kaguya, permanently ending the rabbit goddess as I absorbed the primordial essence or natural energy as she thought it to be from them both.