All In The Family: Ch. 02

"Shit, Mom. I don't know why we waited," Henry said earnestly, openly gawking at the expanse of milky-white flesh that adorned his mother's chest. "If I'd known this was going to happen, I never would have gone to Grandma and Grandpa's farm for the summer. Holy shit, I feel like I've got my own fucking amusement park right here at home and no one is charging me admission, ha ha."

"Stand up, sweetie," Hilda told him sweetly, indicating that she wanted him to stand by the edge of the bed. "Momma wants you to put your big fuckstick right here between her twin ta tas. Does that sound like fun, baby?"

"It's sounds fun as shit!" Henry whooped, immediately standing up and scrambling into the position she had indicated to him near her breasts. "I love putting my big boy inside your cleavage. It's all snug and warm and shit. But I thought you wanted me to kiss you first, Mommy?"

"Oh, fuck that shit for the moment, Henry," Hilda dismissed him with a laugh, pulling both of her luscious white bulging bags of breast apart and then gently stroking the head of Henry's wee wee warrior. "We've got to get your big pump handle all primed and ready to start pumpin', motherfucker. It's gonna be pumpin' and humpin' and fuckin' and then squirtin', baby. And Henry, after today, I can call you a motherfucker with complete accuracy. Now that is something to be excited about, isn't it?"

"Motherfucker, motherfucker!" Henry yelped excitedly, smiling back at his mother as she opened the chasm between her mountainous mammary glands with an inviting gleam in her eye. "You want me to just tittiefuck by sliding straight in, or do you like it better when I tittiefuck you lying down?"

"Well, I just like tittiefucking of any kind, but for this tittiefuck, considering how much lying down we are going to be doing, I figured you could just stick your penis straight in between my boobahs, and then just pound that big head against my actual chest, the one covered up by tittie. Really get that cock of yours workin' in and out in here, motherfucker."

"Okay, Mommy, that sounds like fun," Henry opined, grabbing hold of his tallywhacker and aiming it in the direction of Hilda's boobies, her breasts that moved provocatively each and every time she inhaled or exhaled. "Ready or not, here I come, ha ha! Open the hangar, here comes the plane!"

"Oh, tee hee hee, Henry!" Hilda giggled, placing one of her upturned palms under each of her breasts and pulling her cleavage apart in order to make room for her son's protracted pecker. "Okay, Henry, put it in. Slap it on in there. Yes, that's the way. Good boy!"

Rather than have Henry moving up and down inside her cleavage, this time she had Henry go straight in, horizontally, his huge member soon devoured by the huge tit flesh that enveloped his humpstick like fog hugs the coast.

"Oh, that feels so fucking good to my wee wee," Henry groaned, his slightly tumescent pecker growing swiftly in both length and girth as it dipped between her heaving honkers.

"I think I've got all of you, you little fucker," Hilda Humper chuckled naughtily as she clenched her bountiful bazooms around her son's swelling pecker.

"Not yet, you don't, Mommy Mams!" Henry announced with pride as his massive cock was sandwiched in the sweet squeeze of his mother's sweetly swollen set of jugs. "Cause I'm still growing! Ha ha!"

And he was right. Hilda giggled like a horny big-boobed schoolgirl slut as she watched more of her son's penis appear outside of her boobie mash, the monstrously large organ stretching to its long and thick twelve inches.

"I'm gonna get all of that cock in here if it kills my hooters tryin', Henry Humper," the boob matriarch warned him with a grin, jutting her chest charms out still further and readjusting her clench to grab all of his wee wee.

"Shit, those big boob bags of yours hold my wee wee tighter than a vice!" Henry grunted, feeling the weight and fullness of his mother's breasts pressed against his horny humpstick from all angles. "Fuck, I bet your cleavage is tighter than a virgin's pussy, ha ha!"

"It does fit pretty snugly, doesn't it, Henry?" Hilda asked with a naughty wink as she gave his ballsack a little squeeze. "Maybe we need to throw a little hand lotion in there to make it go a little smoother."

"No, Mom, I'll just throw a little spit in if we need to, ha ha. I have a feeling that once we get going, we'll produce some sweat. Can I start humping 'em now, Mommy?"

With a nod of her head in the affirmative, Henry began to move from the hips, his penis moving only a short distance between the pillowy softness of her boobflesh. Henry slid his hardened cock as far between his mother's two hefty and heavy honkers as he could until the bulbous head of his wee wee hit her breastbone.

"Wow, your tittiebone is firm, Mommy!" Henry exclaimed, feeling his penis' head pressing right against her chest. "I don't think I've been in these parts too often. Ha ha! I guess most of the time I'm just focusing on the two big things in front of this bone."

"Well, yeah, baby. Of course you haven't paid much attention to my tittiebone!" Hilda laughed, crunching her crazy-sized cans around his casually thrusting stalk, working its way in and out of her cavernous cleavage. "It is kind of hard to find when you are too busy having your face pressed all into my fucking jugs! Tee hee! I've got all kinds of places on me you haven't been, Henry. There's another great tourist attraction you'll be visiting briefly. I just want to get you primed and ready to give me a good scrumpin', lover."

"A scrumpin'?" Henry asked rhetorically, looking at his mother with great affection as her boned her boobahs. "I love it when you get all sweet and romantic and shit. Makes me feel warm and cozy inside my cock."

"Yeah, and hornier than hell, I'll bet. Tee hee hee!" said Hilda, struggling to keep her mammoth mammaries squeezed tightly together around Henry's monstrous erection. "Keep a humpin', Henry. I can't wait to see some of that yummy pre-cum, baby. That's it! Momma's little baby boy is humpin' up a fucking storm!"

"Uh! Uh!" Henry grunted, finding it somewhat difficult to move his tightly wedged phallus through the tight but soft chasm between his mother's all enveloping flesh balloons. "Holy shit! Start looking for that pre-cum, Mommy! I think I'm getting close to dribbling!"

"Oh, so you are, sweetie," Hilda said with her trademark girlish giggle as she tittieclenched his wee wee to the maximum. "I see a little drop of that lovely clear stuff clinging to your pee pee hole."

"You want a taste?" Henry asked, hauling his wee wee out from between her jugs and placing his giant stalk right in front of his tittie mommy's face. "Just consider it a sample."

"Tee hee hee! A sample!" Hilda cackled, wiping a drop of sweat from one of her weighty whoppers and grabbing Henry's whopping wee wee at the base of its trunk. "Gee, I think I would like a sample, baby. Goodness gracious! Look at Mr. Wee Wee! He's dribbling all that clear wee wee juice out of his pee wee head just for Mommy, isn't he, baby? Oh, Henry, what a good boy he is! Yummy yum yum!"

Henry's heavily-bazoomed mother grinned as she shook her tumbling ta tas and then brought her face closer to the head of his fuckstick. Her sweet tongue darted out and then went straight into his pee pee hole. Hilda licked and explored, squeezing his wee wee to milk even more out of his pecker and into her mouth.

"Ha ha, that tickles!" Henry laughed as his mother wiggled her tongue inside his urethral orifice, trying to latch on to even the smallest drop of pre-ejaculate, not wanting to waste even a drop. "You really love that stuff, don't you, Mom?"

"Why yes, yes, I do, Henry," Hilda said sweetly, using her hand to milk his penis for more, as her dangling orbs wiggled. "I've always found the clear stuff the tastiest, tee hee. I can't get enough of this shit. Come on, Mr. Wee Wee. Don't hold out on Hildy wildy. Give it all to me. That's a good boy."

"Wow, I didn't realize I had so much of that, Mommy," Henry said seriously, wincing slightly as his bubble-boobied mother squeezed his pecker just a little too firmly in her attempt to get every trace of pre-cum. "Holy shit. Not quite so hard, Mom. I don't want you to wear my pecker out, ha ha."

"Oh, I think you do want me to wear your pecker out, baby," Hilda huskily suggested, her tits scrubbing against his body as she coaxed the last string of pre-cum from the tip of his penis. "You want me to fucking wear your pecker out so good, don't you, baby?"

"Oh, I want you to wear it out by feeding my hungry wee wee a straight fuck diet, you buxom bitch," he slyly replied, tapping one of her J cuppers with his finger.

"Then I guess we better keep priming the pump handle, lover," Hilda told him, her hefty hooters quaking as she softly took the enormous head of her son's wee wee in her mouth and gingerly, gently sucked on it like a pacifier.

"Mmmmmmm, shit, yeah! Suck that pump's spray nozzle head, Mommy! Suck my pee wee head! Oh, it's so peaceful and gentle and shit, but it feels fucking good!"

Hilda sucked on Henry's peckerhead until she feared she might be bringing him dangerously close to an orgasm, so she stopped and let his oversized phallus slip from between her bow-shaped lips.

"Did that feel good to wee wee, poopsie?" she asked, shaking her tits at him salaciously again. "Did Mr. Wee Wee like, sweetie?"

"Holy fucking shit, yeah!" Henry cried out, grabbing at Hilda's overstuffed chest charms, pawing them and kneading them roughly, occasionally tweaking a nipple between his thumb and index finger.

"You are a naughty, naughty boy, Henry Humper," Hilda giggled as she took his penis in her hand and stroked it fondly. "But Momma loves her boy. And she indulges you terribly."

"Yeah, that's why I'm going to be able to put it in you, right, Mom?" Henry asked eagerly, still digitally mauling her mams. "I mean, I am going to get to stick it in, aren't I?"

"You can shove that cock of yours so far up my cunny, Henry, that that big dong will be touching my fucking circulatory system!" Hilda declared, wrapping her whole hand around his oversized organ and working it up and down, while Henry worked her own oversized protuberances. "But now that the pump handle's all primed for Momma's honeypot, how about that kissy, lover boy?"

The buxom-bazoomed blonde teacher leaned in and unashamedly placed her lips athwart his, pressing her mouth forcefully against him and applying pressure.

"Mmmmmm," Henry grunted, seeking her titties again as his mouth explored hers, their two faces moving together.

"Now that's kissing me like a fucking Humper, motherfucker!" Hilda laughed when the kiss ended and Henry's hands kept working on her chestly treasure troves of tit. "I don't kiss anybody like that but you, Henry!"

"Wow, really, Mom?" Henry asked Hilda in a serious tone of voice, stopping his fondling of her upper body for a second. "Only me?"

"Only you, my sweet, precious big-peckered boy," Hilda replied, leaning in and giving Henry another kiss, her lips barely brushing against his. "You will always be my sweet baby boy, Henry. You are still my baby, even though your wee wee is definitely adult-super- sized."

"I love you too, Mom," Henry told her sweetly, returning her kiss, although slightly more forcefully, as her weighty colossal boom booms mashed into his chest. "I really missed you when I was up at the farm. I thought about them....I mean you, all the time, ha ha. I wasn't really all that bent out of shape about the toilet roll anyway. I guess I really just wanted an excuse to come back home."

"Oh, baby," Hilda sighed with bliss, pressing her naughty pillows against Henry's firm chest as she leaned in for another kiss. "I missed you too, sweetheart. This place just isn't the same without him....er....you."

"You said something earlier about the two of us exploring each other, didn't you?" Henry asked innocently, loving the feel of having this huge-boobied Momma's mams crushing into his body. "I think that sounds pretty fucking cool, Mommy. I don't just want to hump you. I want to feel you too. You are soft and hot and sexy, and your boobies are yummy good!"

"Tee hee hee, Henry!" Hilda laughed uproariously, scrubbing her pillowy creamy soft breasts back and forth, their two sets of nipples scratching together. "That is so fucking cute, honey! I would love for the two of us to explore each other's bodies. We can do a lot of that shit. Not that this will be the last time. There will be many chances for us to really check out each other's bodies. I want to know your whole body, not just your wee wee, like I know the sides of my tits."

"And I want to explore your body too, Mom," Henry said eagerly, pawing at his mother's enormous jiggling jubblies. "I want to know every single inch of you, inside and out, ha ha."

"Oh, baby," Hilda moaned, reaching down to give Henry's huge humpstick a friendly squeeze. "I want you to do a complete Lewis and Clark on me, tee hee hee!"

"It would be my pleasure, Mommy," Henry moaned, pushing Hilda back on the bed and gazing at her naked, busty, big-assed body in admiration.

"Your body is so beautiful, Mom," he said sincerely, tweaking her nipples until she squealed softly. "I could just about eat you up right up!"

"Let's just take our time and explore each other's bodies thoroughly, Henry," Hilda said sweetly as she pressed her mouth against his in a soft kiss. "We have all the time in the world to explore."

"I want to explore the shit out of you all fucking day, Mommy! A super Saturday of real genuine Humper 'motherfucking' sex! Yeah, Mommy! Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah!" Henry whooped, leaning over next to his mother's massively-chested body and kissing her nipples each in turn, lovingly adorning them with kisses that were almost akin to worshipful admiration. "How'd you like them kisses, you huge Humperfucking hootered hunk of titan tittie wet dreams?"

"Oh, I liked them, baby," Hilda assured him, her boobs heaving as she moved from her position on her back and then eased her shapely hot legs further apart, and then looked down at her womanly area with a knowing grin. "But you've explored my fucking titties before. I think our exploration needs to head to some places that until today you could safely label 'unknown'."

"But not for long!" Henry yelped eagerly, stretching out beside his mother, his lips still caressing her breasts, his hot breath on her soft flesh causing pebbly nipple hard-ons that drove her wild with expectation and excitement. "I think my fingers need to do some walking, ha ha."

Reaching down, Henry moved his hand across Hilda's lower abdomen, feeling the swell of her feminine curves before delving into the area below the soft, triangular patch of hair that covered her pubic bone.

"I think I found Hilda's little girly bud!" he cried out enthusiastically as he rubbed her clitoris, his fingers moving in a circular motion that caused Hilda to whimper with raw sexual need. "Holy fuck, you're getting a little clitty erection, ha ha! I think Mommy likes Henry playing with her little nubby."

"Oh, rub Mommy's little nubby, baby! Rub the fuck out of that little fucker!" Hilda screamed as Henry licked her boobs at the same time that his index finger twanged at her sweet little bud, what Richard Dicker had called her 'Rosebud' because of his enthusiasm for the movie 'Citizen Kane'. "Oh, let me kiss you while you rub my motherfucking little clitty erection."

Hilda Humper, her knockers bouncing, jammed her face against Henry's, even while he ground several fingers inside of her rapidly moistening slot, using just one to move back and forth on her lovely Humper clitoris.

"Well, why the fuck not?" Henry laughed, digging his fingers in deeper, his chest crushing her boobies as he got ready to shove his tongue into her mouth. "I can explore your fucking cunny and your tonsils and uvula at the same fucking time."

"Ohhhhh, baby," was all Hilda had time to utter before Henry used his tongue to force her lips apart and explore every inch of her oral cavity while he digitally explored her slickly lubricated honey pot.

Reaching down, Hilda cupped Henry's ballsack in her small hands, squeezing his testicles gently before turning her attention to his by now massive and throbbing erection, stroking and petting it until Henry was whimpering like a puppy.

"Oh, Henry, fuckkkkkkkk meeeeeeeee!" Hilda cried out, her head moving from side to side as she moved her pelvis up and down on the mattress, her teatsies jumping and her sexual desire rising to the point where she could barely stand it. "Fucking fuck me now, motherfucker!"

Her chest heaved as her breathing became ragged, her triple J-cuppers bouncing wildly on her chest as she bucked wildly.

"Hold on a second, horny Mommy," Henry laughed, pulling his tongue out of her mouth, his chest away from her jugalicious ta tas, and his hand out of the crevice of her vagina. "You said you wanted to explore some shit. That does mean more that just jamming my cock up in your crevice, doesn't it?"

"Oh, but Henry, I need fuck, baby! My pussy is hungry for it, dying for wee wee to give it fuuucckkkk!" Hilda begged, making her juggernaut bosoms swing back and forth as she ground her pelvis up and down hungrily, hornily, her Humper cunny wanting his penis inside it so bad that it almost hurt sexually with its longing. "I need fucky, Henry! Ohhhh, I'm starving for your fucky and your hardness to slide into me so I can hug Mr. Wee Wee with the inside of my cunny, lover!"

"Well, I'm a little hungry for something myself, Mother," Henry told her, putting his hands hard on her waist to keep her from bucking with her simulation of a fuck as he held her hips still and tried to calm her. "You got a little taste earlier, a little fucking sample of my clear pre-cum that you love. Maybe I want a little sample myself."

"Oh my fucking goodness, Henry!" Hilda squealed as Henry moved into position, his head buried between Hilda's succulent thighs, his tongue reaching out to tickle her clitoris and tease her almost beyond endurance. "I always knew you were good at track, baby! Now you can give Mommy forty laps, tee hee hee!"

Henry wiggled his tongue against his mother's erect nub of flesh, tickling and teasing until Hilda was writhing on the bed and bucking wildly, her eyes almost rolling back in her head with the exquisite sexual sensations that Henry's tongue on her most private of parts were producing. Her gigantic globes pitched back and forth on her heaving chest, like a ship being battered in a North Atlantic storm, sometimes bouncing enough to smack Hilda in the face.

"Oh lick me, Henry!" Hilda screeched, becoming almost incoherent as Henry continued to torment her tender flesh with his tongue, her formerly baby-feeding boobahs beating together loudly.

"Mmmmmm! Tastes like oranges!" Henry remarked with an ear to ear grin, raising his head from her feminine pubic area to make the comment, and to stare at her pounds of tit.

"That's just because I fucked some guy from Florida this morning, Henry," Hilda laughed, in between moans as her Humper titters rattled around on her perfect upper body.

"Oh, shit!" Henry said with disgust, looking down at her moist and glistening pussy lips with suspicion. "You mean he just had his dick in here?"

"I'm just fuckin' with ya, Henry!" his mother laughed, putting her hands on her swinging, tumbling breasts as she let out a childish giggle that was devilishly playful. "Gotcha, muff-diver! I gotcha good!"

"Well, I don't want to be licking around where some Floridian just jammed his cock," Henry told her seriously, touching her clit with his finger as he talked. "I might find a fucking hanging chad or something."

"Tee hee hee, Henry!" Hilda giggled, tweaking her nipples absentmindedly while she attempted to calm herself. "Let's not even think about that fiasco, baby. I don't want to think about hanging chads. I want to think about your pee pee in my cunny, sweetie."

"Oh, Mommy, I like to think about that too," Henry replied eagerly, removing his face from between her splayed thighs as he grabbed his male member with his right hand and tickled Hilda's nub with it. "I want to feel you on the inside, ha ha."

"Oh it's time, Henry! It's time!" Hilda shrieked, no longer able to keep her libido in check. Her breathing was rapid and labored, her breasts leaped wildly on her chest, and her back arched as she ached to feel Henry's womb warrior inside her feminine slot. "Come on, baby! Be a motherfucker! Make me a true and genuine Humper, Henry!"

"Oh, I have wanted to do this fucking shit for so long," Henry confessed, rubbing the head of his erection back and forth naughtily against her clitoris till she almost begged for his penis.

"Oh, I have too, Henry!" Hilda squealed, feeling pure pleasure resonating like a deep bass note from her vagina, her boobs now vibrating like two giant quaking mountains of desire, her insides growing wetter and her vagina craving, needing, desiring, and longing for his member. "I've been wanting to fuck you for a long fucking time, honey! And if you don't stick that thing in my snatch right now, these pussy lips are going to open up wide, grab the head of that hard fucker, and drag that fucking twelve inch fucktool inside me! Now do it, Henry! I want your FUCK right the fuck now, you fucking long-fucking-donged motherfucker! NOW!"

Moving into position, Henry slid the head of his massive pecker to the entrance to Hilda's pussy when he felt Hilda's small hand push his away as she took hold of his wee wee, holding her nether lips apart with one hand while she guided him into position with the other.

"There we go, baby," she urged him, holding herself apart as he pushed his apple-sized wee wee head inside of her willing slot and pushed into her, his wee wee slowly devoured by her warm, wet flesh and gradually disappearing from his view.

"You three Humper women are the only ones who can take all twelve inches of me," Henry said in awe as he slowly withdrew most of his planting tool before slamming home again, balls deep inside his crazily cup-caked mother. "You must have plenty of room in there."

"We Humpers have deeper pussies than your average woman," Hilda laughed as she fondled and felt her own bobbling boobsies. "But I can still feel your big Humper humpstick stretching me, baby."

"I think there's still a bit of room in there, Mom," Henry groaned, beginning to drive into her forcefully as she stimulated her jugs. "But you're tight as shit!"

"Your vagina is a nice deep fucking tunnel for my, ohhhh, shit, yes, for my big long fucking wee wee!" Henry grunted, amazed at how good this sex felt as her tight inner muscles squeezed and worked every inch of his horsecock, her juggies pounding up and down, her pelvis grinding needfully against his sex organ, his raw hard stalk that pierced her sweet pussy's lush insides like a dull innocuous knife cuts a moist stick of butter. "Ohhh, shit, fuck, damn, shit, fuck, yeah! Oh, this fucker is deep, but it is squeezing the shit out of me, it's so motherfucking tight! Uh! Uh! Oh, fuck, this fuck is good!"

"Ohhh, fuck! Ohhh, fuck, Henry! I never even imagined it would feel this motherfucking good! Ohhhhhh, shit, lover! Fuck the fucking shit out of me! Motherfuck the insides of me like an animal, you monster- cocked sex god! Ohhhh, fuck! Uhhhh, Henry!" Hilda managed, grabbing the bedposts, her legs splayed and taking her boy's wee wee as it worked in and out of her lubricated vaginal tissue like a fucking pump handle, her honkers beating together as she smacked her pelvis violently against his with a loud resounding slap of sexual joy, her velvet glove of a cunny milking his penis, working against it as it traversed far inside of her receiving and fuck-starved stacked body that was perfection incarnate as it writhed on his pecker, his outrageous prong that worked the sweet juice in and out of her pussy. Her sheath was wet and sopping with her fluids, and his pee wee head was slick and saturated with her pussy juice, wetly squeaking and then making smacking noises as his member kept her tunnel open and receiving what he shoved in and out.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, Henryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Wee wee me, you Humperfucker! Pummel my pussy, motherfucker! Ohhhhhhhhh, babyyyyyyyyy!" Hilda screamed loudly, almost mindless of her environment, aware only of the sensations in her nether regions as her son pounded in and out of her with a ferocity she had never experienced before. She arched her back and raised her hips, bucking up and down to match Henry's thrusts, her bodacious breasts heaving to and fro on her chest, swinging wildly as they flew off in different directions, only to rebound and slap her on the chest or chin. "Give me all you got, Henry! Ohhhhh, fuck me! Fucking fuck me, Henry! Fuckkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeee!"

Henry continued to thrust into her lush pussy, his breathing by now so heavy and ragged that it sounded like a speeding locomotive.

"Oh, your pussy is lovely, dark and deep!" Henry yelled out, perverting poetry as he pumped, his wee wee plunging all the way in and then coming halfway out of his mother's deliciously tight snatch, before it dived back down into her muff. "But I've a fucking fuck left to keep! Ohhhhh, fuuuuccckk! And lots of thrusts before I FUCKING SHOOT MY MOTHERFUCKING LOAD INSIDE YOUR TIGHT MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY!"

"That didn't rhyme, Henry! Oh, don't...stop....fucking....me! Fuck! I mean, I'm an English teacher, and Frost at least fucking rhymes! Ohhhhhhh, ram that fucking fucktool as far in my fucking snatch as you motherfucking can, lover! Ohhhhhh, but I do love poetry! I just love fucking you more!" Hilda told him, her boobs a-pitching and her big round Humper ass flailing up and down on the mattress as his piston poked her honeypot.

"Who the fuck can think about English poetry when they're fucking?" Henry managed to get out between teeth clenched tightly together as he struggled to keep his impending orgasm at bay until he had enjoyed his mother for as long as possible. "I don't really give a fuck if it rhymes, Mom. It just feels so fucking good to my wee wee."

Henry pawed at his mother's wobbling hooters, squeezing and kneading the pliable flesh until his mother was whimpering and moaning breathlessly.

"Ohhhhhh, Hennn.....Hennn.....Hennnnrrrrrryyyyyy!" Hilda screamed, her ass and her top-heavy tooters flying up and down on the mattress as Henry nailed her repeatedly, pounding into her love canal as hard and as deep as he could, his dangling, down covered nutsack banging against her firm round ass, occasionally eliciting a giggle when the soft, fine hair tickled her plump fanny. "Ohhhhh, fuck, but that wee wee in me feels good! Really slide that salami, motherfucker! Ohhhhh, fucking shit, yeah! Mmmmmm, oooooo, that feels yummy! I'll tell you, Henry! This family sex thing was a great idea!"

"I love this family sex, Mommy! Fucking you and Harriet is getting my wee wee some, ohhhhhh, fuck, some good fucking trim! And it's family Humper trim, the best kind!" Henry agreed as he ground the head of his stalk, now drenched with her juices, against the deepest part of her pussy, while he grabbed both of her titties and held on for dear life as he humped the fuck out of her.

"Ohhhhh, Henry, I felt wee wee dribble in me, precious! Ohhhhhhh, yeah! In and out! In and fucking out! I have a very observant pussy, poopsie! Ohhhhhhhhh, sweet motherfucker, I love ya! My pussy knows when Mr. Wee Wee goes drippy!"

"I may be dribbling, but I haven't shot yet, Monster Tits! Fuck, I'm gonna fuck you harder than shit! I haven't shot yet! I got a little bit more poking to go before wee wee sleeps!"

"Don't you go off yet, Henry Humper! Haven't you ever heard of ladies first, Humperfucker? Or age before beauty? You let Mommy get her thrills before you take your own, baby. Don't be a selfish fucker. Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh, fuck me sideways!"

"You.....better.....hurry.....up.....then!" Henry cried out, knowing that he couldn't hold out much longer. Holding on to his mother's tantalizingly titanic ta tas for dear life, he continued to grind his pelvis against hers, thrusting in and out like a piston, hardly aware of where he was or what was going on around him. All he could feel were the sweet sensations in his pecker, the heaviness in his balls and the feeling of the semen as it rose through the tube of his wee wee, waiting for the moment when it would burst forth and fill his mother's cunny to capacity. "Hurry the fuck up and fucking orgasm, Mom! I'm giving you twelve fucking inches in that cum dumpster of yours! It's shouldn't be too hard!"

"Ohhhhhh, fuck! Ohhhhhh, fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck!" Hilda panted, throwing her hips and her cartoon set of cans up and down a few more times before her face contorted and she let out a jungle-like screech as the first riveting powerful waves of an orgasm overtook her. "And it isn't hard, causing I'm orgasmin' like shit! Ohhhhhhh, fuuuuuucccckkkk, Heeeeennnnnry! Ooooooooooo! Mmmmmmm! Aaaaaahhhhhh! Oh, damn! Oh, shit! Oh, fuuuucccckkk! Ohhhhhhhhhh, motherfuuuuucker, yessssssss! Orrrrrgaaaaaassssmmmmmm! Keep pumpin' Mommy, you fucker! Keep pumpin' her with your hogleg cock while she comes! Ohhhhhhhh, this is the biiigggggg one! No, the heeeeeeeeeeuge one! Yessssssssss, fuuuuuuuck, yesssssss!"

"Uh! Uh! Uh!" Henry grunted, continuing to thrust repeatedly into his mother's body, perspiration beading up on his forehead as he worked towards his own orgasm, one that he knew would be the most explosive ever. His mother was bucking beneath him like a wild animal, her head falling back, her breasts jerking wildly on her chest with every stroke, her back arched as she screamed expletives at him as the powerful conclusion of their sexual act rippled violently through her body. "I'm..... almost....there........Mom!"

"Keep thrusting, Humperfucker!" she screamed, thrashing on the bed as though she were being driven out of her mind by the sensations coursing through her buxom body. "Show me how good a motherfucker you are, baby! Ohhhhhhhhh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuucccck me, Henry! Wee wee my cunny! Pummel my pussy!"

"I'm gonna...I'm gonna....I'm fucking gonna!" Henry grunted, his twelve inches hitting the nadir of his mother's sopping slot, her tits racing up and down as she met him at the pelvis with her own hearty bucking, bucking and fucking that made her tingle and yet another orgasm jump through her cunny like a jolt of the best stinging fuck tickles she had ever enjoyed in her decades of humping every imaginable wee wee. "I'm gonna lose iiiiittttttttt! Ohhhhhhh! Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! Oh, motherfucking, yeeaaaahhhhh!"

And he did lose it in the most explosively orgasmic way possible, holding on to Hilda's thin waist, watching her boobies thrashing around as she still fucked against him. This was when the flood dams, the levee in his penis, broke, and the ocean of semen inside him began to squirt out and into her pussy.

"Oh, Henry!" Hilda cried out loud, grabbing her enormous jugs and caressing them, a sight that drove Henry almost to the point of insanity. "It's squirting so much and so hard, baby! I don't think Momma's cunny can hold it all!"

Henry's warm, sticky seed jetted from the end of his rampant stalk in thick, rope-like strands, pumping semen like a severed artery pumps blood.

"Oh, it just keeps coming!" Henry groaned, continuing to thrust as his penis pumped a load of cum more copius than anything he had ever before experienced. "It just keeps fucking coming!"

"I love squirtsies, Henry, tee hee hee," Hilda laughed girlishly as her pussy filled to capacity and beyond, the stray fluid forming a pool beneath their still bucking bodies, saturating the sheet and mattress cover. "My goodness, Henry, that's quite a load, tee hee!"

But his cock never stopped firing out hard powerful shots of the wee wee juice that his big-tittied wet dream had induced out of him with her pussy.

"It's not going to stop!" Henry cried, his eyes scrunched up with ejaculatory bliss and enjoyment. His exploding stalk just kept pumping out more shots, his pee wee head swelling and then spitting more and more of his sticky seed inside her, both of them laughing as his discharges began to run down her legs and soak the bedsheet.

"Holy fucking shit, baby!" Hilda squealed in adolescent sexual delight, her swaying hills dripping with perspiration. "That must be about thirty shots of your sticky shit and you are still coming! Fucking crazy, lover! Did you have a shitload in your sack or what?"

"Ohhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh! It feels good!" Henry managed, a half dozen more shots of jizz rocketing out of his urethral pee pee hole, Hilda's bazoombas slinging back and forth, throwing drops of sweat onto her son's face. "I am flooding your deep snatch and the whole motherfucking bed! Oh, I am! I am! I can't fucking stop, it just keeps squirting, Mom!"

"Keep thrusting, sweetie," Hilda told him as she fondled her breasts and playfully tweaked her nipples. "We need to get all that ooey gooey shit out of you, baby. That's it, just let it come!"

"I can't stop, Mommy! I can't fucking stop! I can't believe all this is coming out of my balls, especially since I've already come a couple of times today. This is fucking unreal!"

"It is pretty crazy, Henry," Hilda agreed, her bottom wetted by the puddle of semen that pooled under their thrusting pelvises. "I think there's enough fucking jizz in this bed to inseminate the entire state of California, tee hee! This is some funny fucking shit."

"Ohhhhhhhh, shit, I'm still squirting at full force, Mommy! Ohhhhhh, fuck, but it feels amazing!" Henry grunted, finally growing tired and just burying his boner full hilt inside this big-boobed parent's cunny canyon and letting it continue to splash her already flooded vagina with more of his tidal wave of ejaculate juices. "This is one fucking sack that's sure as fuck not filled with toys this holiday season, you big-tittied fucker!"

"Mmmmmmmm, it's yummy as shit, thinking about all that shit you are shooting out! Fuck, yeah, baby! Squirt my pussy till you empty that schlong, you motherhumping little fiend! Oooooooo, yes, stallion! Make all that cum evacuate through your horsecock!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, yeah! There's more! It's still fucking leaping out of my big cannon of a penis! It's like I had Niagra Falls inside my balls!"

"Ohhh, baby, it keeps squirting!" Hilda moaned softly, beginning to wonder if Henry would ever finish ejaculating as she toyed with her ta tas. "But I think it's slowing down some."

"Holy motherfucking shit, Mom!" Henry said earnestly, gripping her waist as she gripped her superabundant udders, his stream of spooge finally ceasing to gush out of his cock, now barely trickling. "I can't believe how much of that shit came out of me! Can you believe it? I think it must be some kind of fucking record!"

"I counted 54 squirtsies, Henry," Hilda told him, her chest puffing out with pride. "And I may have missed one or two. It was hard to keep up."

"Wow, 54 fucking squirts?" Henry responded incredulously as the flow of semen from the head of his wee wee warrior finally slowed to a dribble. "I wonder if I could make the Guinness Book of Records or Ripley's Believe it or Not with that fucking shit?"

"Tee hee hee, Henry. I doubt it." Hilda said with an amused laugh, tugging on her areolas at the same time, pulling upward on her tits. "I don't think the Guinness people keep naughty records, tee hee. Such a shame."

"It is a shame about those Guinness people. I mean, their beer even sucks!" Henry said as he felt the last drips come out of his penis, dribbling into his bustily-bosomed mother's pussy.

"Oh, Henry. You are such a sillyass," Hilda laughed at his quip, her knockers stopping their bouncing at last as he still held his dripping fucktool inside her happy honeypot. "But fuck, I can't believe you flooded my whole snatch and then the whole bed too! Look at all the delicious beautiful cum all over the sheets and shit! It's almost like a cum buffet for a jizz afficianado! Mmmmmmm, it's gonna taste good! I guess you can haul that slab of dick out of me for the moment. It will be back in me soon enough!"

"So my balls feel like concrete powderkegs and now you are going to lick the entire bed clean of my baby batter?" Henry asked disbelievingly, slipping his slowly shrinking cock out of her lush insides, her glorious vaginal tract.

"Not the whole bed, by why not have a few tastes? That's what I have always taught your sister. Waste not, want wee wee juice. Tee hee hee!"

"You mean you're really going to lick that shit up?" Henry asked, feeling somewhat exhausted by his latest explosive orgasm, but still studying his mother's globular gazoombas. "Holy shit, you must really love that stuff."

"Mmmm, I do, Henry," Hilda murmured, getting onto all fours. Bending her forearms, she did a modified push-up, sticking out her tongue and lapping at the pool of sticky semen, her breasts hanging beneath her like huge cow's udders, her ripe, round and ample ass sticking in the air. "I really do love this shit. In fact, I hate to waste most of this, but I can't possibly lick all of it up. There's just too fucking much!"

Watching in fascination as Hilda dipped down to lap at his ejaculate, Henry used a corner of the bedsheet to wipe the traces of what his mother called that 'icky sticky ooey gooey shit' from his penis. His twelve inch penis was now beginning to swell again, desire flooding his mind as he watched his mother's naked form, on all fours, licking at the sheet and swallowing hungrily as her jubblies and huge ass jiggled.

"Wow, you've got a great ass, Mommy!" Henry remarked, watching her swaying juggers and her wide, round fanny that was only a few feet from him. "It's big and voluptuous as shit! Damn, but you turn me on!"

Hilda turned her head, making one of her big breasts tap her arm as she glanced at the area between his legs.

"It looks like it, you horse-hung motherfucker! Look at that big beautiful thing between your legs starting to stand up again as you look at me! Who would ever believe it was possible? It looks like Santa's sack isn't quite empty yet. Does he have some more cheer in there for your tittie mommy?"

"I think he might," Henry admitted, his balls almost seeming to top up a little again, and losing some of their tightness as he scoped out her humongous tits and bubble butt. "I think my balls are actually fucking refilling themselves!"

"That's good, baby," Hilda said naughtily, waggling her ample ass at Henry, her big boobahs swingly freely beneath her. "Because I think there's something else that needs filling, tee hee hee."

"Holy fucking shit, Mom!" Henry responded, salivating at her swinging busts and her wide posterior. "Do you EVER have enough sex?"

"Why, Henry," Hilda said with a naughty giggle, pinching her cantaloupe cans as she winked at him. "Why on earth would you ask such a stupid question? Tee hee hee. Humpers are all insatiable. It's our nature."

"Well fuck, I love nature!" Henry whooped, grabbing his already semi- tumescent male organ, knowing that he was about to get some more familial pussy and teats. "I love nature a whole motherfucking lot!"

"What are you waiting for, sweetie?" Hilda asked him, swiveling her ass again at him for emphasis. "Are you going to stick it in me or not?"

"Geez, talk about stupid questions, especially from an educator," Henry responded with a wide, toothy grin, smacking her buttocks loudly as he gloated over his sexual prowess and size. "You can bet your sweet ass, I'm gonna stick it in you! That pink wet snatch is going to get a fresh sticky batch, OF MY CUM! Yeah!"

"Oh, Henry, you are such a crude boy," Hilda laughed, moving her ass and then her wobbling whopping hills of hooter back and forth beneath her. "Snatch is a funny word. Tee hee. But cunny or kitty cat are my favorites. You want to fuck me now?"

"I want to stick my fuckstick right the fuck inside that slick pink tunnel! It's time for some MOTHERFUCKING TRIM!" Henry cackled, grabbing his breasty sex partner right at the waist, jockeying his huge dong into position, touching her pink vaginal lips and then pressing his big pee wee head against her excruciatingly wet opening, some droplets of his jizz still splattered across her wide hot bottom.

"Gimme, gimme, gimme! Wee wee my pussy doggie style, fucker!" Hilda cried as she felt the root of his pecker slip squeakily inside her pussy. "Fuck me like we are a couple of horny dogs! You are the horndog, after all! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Wheeeeeeeee!"

Henry drove himself into his mother's wet and very willing honeypot, going so deeply inside her that his scrotal sack slapped against the back of her legs. Pulling out about three quarters of the way, he slammed into her again, the force of his thrusts causing her overstuffed blouse bunnnies to jump and wobble with every thrust.

"Tee hee hee!" Hilda giggled uproariously, loving his fuck plunges inside her pussy and the way they made her titters swing around so wildly. "Look at the way you make my big boobies jump, Humperfucker! This is hilarious!"

Henry thrust in and out of her, picking up momentum until he was pumping in and out of her like a piston, her breasts, hanging heavily beneath her, darting back and forth with every stroke, slapping against her on the rebound.

"Ohhhhhhhhh, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" the breastly- endowed Hilda shrieked at the top of her lungs, her libido raging as Henry plundered her most intimate treasure and made her mountainous milkwagons move. "Hump me with that big fat COCK, Henry! Stick that big plumper all the way up my cunny!"

"Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Fucking you is better than fucking anybody!" Henry gasped, plunging his foot-long fucktool in and out of her with gleeful fucking abandon. "I'm gonna pork your cherry pie!"

"Tee hee hee! Ohhhh, fuck! Lost my cherry, but that ain't no sin!" Hilda sang as she grunted, loving the way Henry fucked her large- boobied body doggie style. "Tee hee, fucker! Cause I've still got the box that my cherry came in! Wheeeeeeee, but you fuck good, Henry! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes!"

"You got that shit fucking right, offspringfucker!" he told her, shoving his prick, hard as a lead pipe, down the tunnel of her vaginal wee wee receiver. "I mean, who fucks better than I do?"

"Hey, guys!" Harriet suddenly chimed, dancing nakedly into the room, her big bazooms jiggling and her ass wagging in an exaggerated fashion. "Geez, it smells like cum in here!"

"Oh, sweetie," Hilda chuckled, giving her daughter a sly wink as her honkers hopped and her vagina got boned by her son. "That's just my breath, tee hee hee."

"Ha ha ha, that's funny, Mom!" Harriet replied, taking in the scene before her, smiling at the sight of her mother's rippling rack and her brother feeding her pussy his entire penile length. "You guys were making so much fucking noise in here. Or maybe you were making so much noise fucking, tee hee. At any rate, it sounded like I was missing out on the fun. Can I join in?"

"Of course, baby," Hilda said, her voice changing somewhat as her body absorbed another thrust and her Humper boobs buoyantly bounced. "Climb up here beside me. I think Henry has enough for both of us, don't you?"

"Oh yeah, I certainly do have enough for both of you. You bet your tight little pussies I do," Henry uttered without breaking his stride. "Get on up here and get on your knees, sister. There isn't any amount of pussy that I can't take care of. Ha ha! I'll fuck ya!"

Harriet climbed up on the bed, got down on all fours beside her mother and waited, her young, apple-cheeked ass waggling at Henry like a red flag waved in front of a bull.

Henry pumped his pee wee in and out of his mother's snug and deep sheath, smiling at the way his thrusts against her made her happy horny honkers dance about gracefully. His sister's own set of honkers hung heavily beneath her and her big young ass was in the air.

"Gimme your thingie, Henry!" Harriet said urgently as he boned his mother, his sister hornily pulling on her own breasts, so turned on that she couldn't stand it. "Put your thingie in me and pump that sumbitch as hard as you can! Switch back and forth between me and Mommy as you fuck! I don't even care whose pussy gets your load of spunk! I just need a dick in my pink kitty, baby! I'm a horny Humper fucker, is what the fuck I am! Gimme your big thingie! Pussy needs your fucking fucktool!"

"Give me a, oh, oh, oh, sec, sis, and I'll slap my cock right in there!"

"Hurry it up, Henry!" Harriet ordered, pinching her hanging boobsies roughly, so hungry for fuck that she could hardly stand it. "I need it in me, NOW!"

"Well sheesh!" Henry responded, pulling out of his mother and grabbing hold of his slickly lubricated fucktool. "You women can be so fucking demanding sometimes!"

"Yeah, and I'm demanding that you stick it in me now, you sisterfucker!" Harriet shrieked, sticking her plump ass higher in the air, making her plumpers scrub the mattress. "I fucking need it now!"

Henry pushed the apple-sized head of his womb raider to the entrance of Harriet's sweet young pussy and slowly pushed himself inside her up to the hilt, her labia stretching and straining to accommodate his unusually large girth.

"Oh, wee wee me, Henry! Wee wee me!" Harriet urged, her young, ripe and oversized breasts bouncing and jouncing as her brother thrust himself in and out of her.

"Now this is what the fuck I would call family sharing," Hilda quipped, her juggernaut jaunts of zeppelin-sized flesh still swinging beneath her perfect body. "I mean, what could be better than this? This is like a good fucking hobby. When they asked me on my teacher's application what my hobbies were, I said 'Sex, fucking, tittiefucking and blow jobs.' Tee hee. That about summed up my fucking wonderful life! I'm just glad we all have each other!"

"You can rhapsodize, Mom," Henry grunted, grabbing his chesty sister by the waist as he boned her tight little cunny like he was a professional fucker. "I just think that our family fucking is the best thing we have ever done! Oh, shit, sis! That's fucking tight as a fucking drum! Oh! Oh! Oh, fuck, yeah, that's good shit, good pussy! It's my motherfucking hobby too! I like fuck, and I'm not ashamed to say I am fucking my mom and sister! Fuck the Taft and Adams high school fucks if they don't like the fact that we are doing this shit! Oh! Uh! Uh! Grind that pink against me, you big-boobed bimbo!"

"My turn!" Hilda shrieked, imploring Henry to come back to her wet opening, the greatly-gazongaed mother totally unashamed of her hunger for her son's steely stalk. "I need you inside me again, sweet boy."

Pulling himself out of his sister's tight cunny, he rammed back inside his mother while barely breaking his sexual stride.

"Oh, that's the way, you motherfucker. I love to feel your big Humper humpstick inside me. A little to the left, baby. I think you're about to hit my g-spot with that big fucker of yours. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you did find it, you naughty, naughty boy! I love this shit. Keep pumping Henry. Thrust that thing in and out. Yes, like that. Oh fuck, baby! Yesssssssss! Oh, deeper, baby! Go all the way in! Yes, that's it! Ohhhhhhhhh!"

"Don't be such a pecker hog, Mom," Harriet whined aggravatedly, playing with her tons of tit and feeling that Hilda had taken more than her share of Henry's attention. "I want some dick too, you know."

"Will you guys stop fighting over my cock?" Henry stated flatly, reaching beneath his mother's arms to cup her oversized melon tits. "I can make both your pussies orgasm, for fuck's sake! Uh! Uh! Just be a little fucking patient! Grind you hips back and really work that pussy on my dick, Mom! I will stick my dick back into your pussy in about thirty seconds, Harriet! Stay patient, my big-tittied older sis!"

"Oh, that fucker is plowing my cunny, baby!" Hilda squealed, moaning as her son mashed her malleable tits into his hands and gave her all the dick she could ever hope to want.

"Wee wee! I need wee wee, Henry!" Harriet whined, one of her hands on her oversized set and the other stimulating her hot little cunny. "I need a big thingie, to have a flingy, to really fuck me SOMETHING FIERCE!"

"Well hold on to your horses, Harriet," Henry said, grunting as he thrust into and out of his mother's slick slot as he played with her pert and protruding puppies. "I can't fuck both of you at the same time, you know."

"You could at least finger me while you're humping Mom, Henry," Harriet giggled as she swatted at Hilda's breast tonnage that swung freely beneath her body as she got fucked. "I'm so fucking horny, I can hardly stand it!"

"Alright, alright," Henry groaned, struggling to keep up with Harriet's and Hilda's horny demands. "I'm doing the best I can. I'm big and I'm hard, but I'm not Superman."

Pulling out of Hilda at last, he pushed his way back inside his boobie-stacked sister's young, tight pussy, while reaching around at the same time to strum her cute, compact and pink little nub.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" was all Harriet was able to utter. Her breathing was ragged, her breasts were flying wildly underneath her, wobbling forward and back, side to side, occasionally bouncing hard enough to smack the underside of her face.

As Henry placed his penis in and out of his insanely boobahed sister's vaginal insides, he decided to take her advice and, while still humping, reached over with one hand and stuck a couple of fingers into his mother's sopping honeypot, whose juices even now ran down the backs of her perfectly hot legs.

"Now how the fuck is that?" Henry asked flatly, fucking Harriet while he admired her flopping tee tees, and giving Hilda's pussy a nice fingering at the same time. "I guess I'll have to keep everybody primed at the same time. Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!"

"Oh, you're back in my snatch, lover!" Harriet wailed, her labia stretched around his mammoth member as her titties went fucking wild as shit.

"Yeah, it's a fucking family reunion," Henry laughed dryly, pounding her tight vagina as he clawed at her watermelon cans like a dirty old man.

"This is a Humper family fuckfest!" Hilda giggled, reaching down to twang her own bud while Henry's fingers explored her cunny. "They say the family who plays together stays together, tee hee hee. I think we'll play together a lot, don't you, kids?"

"Holy fucking shit, will we ever!" Henry cried out, feverishly and frantically trying to pleasure both women at the same time, one hand on Harriet's titties and the other hand inside of Hilda's sopping vagina. "We'll have Humper fuckfests every day of the week. Yeehawwwwwwwww! I can feel my jizz rising up in my wee wee. My balls are getting tight, you Humper trollops. Who wants my jizz? Oh, it's coming, it's coming!"

"Give it to me," Harriet urged him, grinding her pelvis back against his until the only thing that stood between their thrusting bodies was a thin sheen of perspiration. "I want it, Henry! I want it allllllllllllllllllllllll!"

"Ahhhhhh, what the fuck? I think I'll share the wee wee juice bounty!" Henry cried, pulling his hogleg of a prick out of his sister's occupied cunny, and then released his hand from her bulbous young bouncers. "And it's coming, you sluts! Aaaaaahhhhh!"

Henry Humper aimed his wee wee, seconds before it spurted, at the big plump, fleshy asses of his mother and sister, still looking at their swinging udders of knockers that sailed back and forth beneath their bodies. "I am fucking coming like a motherfucker! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

It was at this moment that Henry let loose with strings and ropes of cum, squirting his sexual satisfaction back and forth, swinging his erection and spitting his 'sticky shit' all over their big Humper fannies.

"Squirt my ass!" Hilda cried, tweaking her nipples with joy.

"Spit your fucking wee wee shit all over my round fanny!" Harriet squeaked, mauling her own titters digitally.

A shower of semen rained down on the two Humper women, dousing them liberally on their fannies, backs, and even their hair as the two of them squealed in childlike delight.

"It's a fucking firehose!" Hilda shrieked, laughing hysterically as more of Henry's 'sticky shit' landed on her wide Humper ass. "Spray me, Mr. Firehosecock!"

"It's a fucking cumbath!" Harriet shouted, sitting back on her haunches and jutting her H-cup hooters out as the jizz continued to flow from Henry's humpstick and covered both her and her mother with its warm, wet stickiness. "We're a couple of fucking cumdumpsters, tee hee hee!"

Finally spraying the last of his surprisingly copious load, Henry collapsed on the bed, exhausted from the exertion of pleasuring two very demanding Humper women at once.

"Holy shit, I'm fucking tired," he groaned, yet still reaching out to fondle the set of humongous knockers closest to him.

"Of course you're tired, baby," Hilda cooed sympathetically, knowing that both she and her bust-laden daughter had enjoyed a great fuck with her well-hung son due mainly to the size of his penis. "You just pleasured two Humper pussies, and four Humper titties, and you grabbed two big Humper asses! Fuck, but I came something fierce myself!"

"Me too!" Harried chimed in, patting the head of his shrinking wee wee before playing with her own globular globs. "I mean, that was fucking cool as shit! Rest a minute, Henry!"

"I have to rest," Henry explained, poking his sister playfully in the left fleshbag. "My balls are currently empty."

Fifteen minutes later....

"Hello, Tammy," Hilda said with a sly grin, still as naked as a jaybird as she fumbled with her headlights. "How the fuck are you doing this evening?"

"I'm just fucking wonderful, Hilda. Thank you for asking," Tammy spoke into the receiver. "How are you and the kids?"

"We're just fucking fantastic, you white trash bitch!" Hilda spat into the receiver, making no attempt to conceal her ire. "And we've been doing some fantastic fucking. No one in this family will ever be more of a true genuine Humper than Hilda Hannah Humper and her children! Do you hear that, twatface? I have just spent the entire day with my children, sucking, clenching and fucking, and I will be damned if I will be bested by the likes of you, Tammy Faye, or your inbred offspring for that matter!"

"But......but...."

"Don't but me, you truckstop Trixie! Henry has had his hands all over my big butt quite a bit this afternoon!" Hilda shouted, twirling her finger around the surface of her left areola. "I am better than the likes of you could ever hope to be! I have a career that I love! I have a nice home, a car, and a big fucking hog of a horsecock at my disposal, you fuck! And now my family is humping up a storm, so eat your heart out, Tammy!"

"You ain't humpin' like we are, Hilda, you fucking blonde dumbass!" Tammy snapped back, sitting topless on her sofa with her honkers hanging out.

"Oh, no?" Hilda tittered, not at all intimidated by this busty white trash piece of garbage. "Henry even stuck his tongue in my cunny today! What the fuck do you think about that? He did it right before I fucked him!"

"Gosh, even the two Boobies haven't done that to our cunnies yet," Tammy Faye Humper said in a slurred voice, grabbing her tits.

"Of course you haven't, because we are the true Humpers! So fuck you, you phony fraudulent fucking piece of white trash Jerry Springer shit! Fuck you, twat! Fuck you, you stupid condescending human garbage! You think you can fuck with us! Think again!" Hilda raged, tinkering with her nipples as she screamed at her white trash relative.

"Whoa, Hilda, calm down," Tammy said, wondering why Hilda was raging out of control. "You're being pretty nasty."

"Nasty? NASTY?" Hilda shrieked, losing total control of her rage, but never her firm grip on her legendary funbags. "I'll show you nasty, you fucking nasty, white trash, cum-guzzling guttersnipe! I am better than you on my worst day! I have humped doctors, lawyers, principals, entire NFL teams! You are nothing but fucking trash! And I'm done with you! You know what? I'm going to go and get myself some more wee wee right now! TWELVE MOTHERFUCKING INCHES OF WEE WEE! Do you hear that, bitch? Good. Don't ever call here again, Tammy! You aren't good enough to be a Humper!"

With that, Hilda slammed down the receiver, releasing her rumbling rack and looking all the while like the cat who swallowed the canary.

"Henry?" she said in her sweet, singsong voice, neglecting her knockers and fingering her honeypot. "Momma needs you, sweetie."

THE END