Order of the Ghosts

"Hey!"

Shouted a blonde man sitting on a log facing the campfire.

"Why did you see any bugs on you, Cal?"

The woman's red air glistened in the light created by the campfire. She was brushing off the dust from the spear in her hand as she sheepishly smiled at Calderon.

 "Cut it off, Viv, I know it was your finger I felt in my hip"

Though Calderon seemed irritated, he had a smile on his face that perfectly complimented his blue eyes and his blonde hair.

"Oh come on? You are like a girl, most men would die to get teased by a beauty like me"

Vivian rolled her eyes and complained

"Well first they wouldn't and second you're not that much of a beauty, a little bit maybe"

He could swear that he saw a stream of smoke coming out of her nostrils 

"Even that was on your best day, have you ever seen your face in a mirror?"

"YOU BASTARD!"

Calderon had no time to react as she leaped at him with a reddish face.