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(Why Am I Him)

Author: Nicholas_Sea
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Ellie Samwell, an ordinary 39 year old gym owner dies in the middle of taking a shit and ends up as the least person he wanted to be, how will his life play out.

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Chapter 1prologue.

It was a sunny day for the world, with people going about there daily life's enjoying life, but if you turn your attention to a specific gym you can see a average hunk looking muscular man lifting weights who's name is ellie samwell a gym owner that dose nothing but enjoy the most simplest things life can offer and never questions or think anything of it, until today that is.

(Ellie's POV)

"Ha....334." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha.....335." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha....336." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha....337." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha, 338." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha...339." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha...340." Said ellie, lifting the weight.

"Ha....341." Said ellie, lifting the weight and setting it down while breathing hardly.

"Ha, ha, ha, ok that's...ha....this is enough for today." Said ellie while grabbing his water bottle and opened it and started drinking it.

Ellie set his water bottle down and started taking deep breathts to relax himself.

"Umm.....excuse me." Said a woman's voice nervously out of nowhere.

Ellie looked up and saw a plain looking woman with glasses and a very thick body and said "What can i do for you miss."

"Umm...if it's not to much to ask can you help me with some exercises." Said the plain looking woman, looking down embarrassed.

Ellie got up, completely towering her and said "No problem which one's are you doing."

"I'm doing the squats and the glutes bridge but I can never seem to do the glutes bridge right I always need help with it." Said the plain woman while averting her eyes still embarrassed.

Ellie followed the woman to her spot while looking at her ass that was jiggling and whistled on the inside and said "Ok lay on the mat."

The plain woman nodded and laid down on the mat and positioned her legs while ellie squated by her legs and held them and said "Your doing it wrong place your arms next to your body, bend your knees and place your feet flat on the ground, about 6 inches apart and 1 foot away from your glutes."

"Sorry." Said the plain woman embarrassed while following the Instructions, only to mess up again.

Ellie sighed and got up and went next to the plain woman and squated by her and slipped his hand under her on her back by her ass, making her scream a little and blush, and positioned her body correctly while saying "Squeeze your glutes and engage your core, lift your hips up into a straight diagonal line from your shoulders to your knees."

"Ok now hold this position and don't move." Said ellie while getting back up and went by her legs and held them, making the plain woman blush even more.

"Ok now squeeze your glutes and engage your core, lift your hips up into a straight diagonal line from your shoulders to your knees and hold at the top of the bridge for a breath, slowly return to the starting position." Said ellie, indicating to start.

The plain woman started moving her hips with embarrassment while ellie watched intently.

While ellie was watching intently, his eyes wandering to her breasts that was slapping against each other and thought "Damn mommy."

"Ahnnng....am I doing it right." Said the plain woman while moaning and breathing hardly.

"Yes keep going until you reach your limit." Said ellie, only to suddenly feel his stomach start rumbling.

Ellie's face turned sour and said "I'll be back I'm running to the restroom real quick but keep going."

"Hnnnng...o.....ahnnng....k~." Said the plain woman stutteringly and moaning, breathing and sweating hardly, making ellie smirk.

Ellie made his way to the bathroom and went into it and locked the door behind himself and pulled his shorts down along with his boxers, and sat on the toilet while thinking with a sigh "It's gonna be a fat one."

Ellie's mind wondered back to the plain woman's ass, making his dick suddenly get hard and thought "I didn't know i had a thing for plain nerdy girls."

While ellie was preparing to release the fat one he grabbed his phone and started looking up random things and came across a survey that piqued his interest and read it.

(Question 1: If you were reincarnated into another world with swords and magic what perk would you choose.

Ellie scrolled through the options and seen there were some like, enhanced beauty, fast writing, enhanced eyesight, nothing that he would want and thought "Well if it's swords and magic then out of these i would choose regeneration since it could save my life and possibly come in handy when i need it"

Ellie kept scrolling and saw he had to write why he chose the perk and typed what he thought, only to suddenly feel and hear his stomach rumble loudly.

"Ughh...fuck." Said ellie in pain, while closing his eyes to concentrate while pushing to release the fat one.

"Agh...fuck it won't come out." Said ellie in pain, while opening his eyes and standing up and doing the shit, shit dance to see if it would work, only to sigh again and sit back on the toilet with a hurting stomach.

Ellie closed his eyes again intending to accept the challenge of the fat one and interlocked his fingers with his phone still in his hand and his elbows resting on his thighs and his feet in a tip toeing position and pushed hardly with his teeth gritted, only for it to come out a little.

"Ha...ha....ha...ha....fuck your strong." Said ellie tiredly while sweating.

Ellie concentrated again and kept pushing with his teeth gritted, only for it to come out just a little more.

"Ha....ha....ha...ha...." Said ellie breathing hardly, with sweat dripping down his body making the bathroom damp, not knowing that a droplet of his sweat hit his phone screen, making the screen change to who he would like to be and what world would he like to go to and clicked a certain man with almost no real presence and a randomized world, along with pressing submit.

"HAHAH FINALLY ITS ALMOST O..." Said ellie laughing happily.

*BOOOOOM*

*SPLAT*

(Poop-Kun's POV)

"Hahaha i told you i could do it senior truck kun" Thought poop kun while disappearing, leaving behind ellie who died from a heart attack on the toilet with a gaping oversized bleeding asshole.

...

THE END...

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